The Fart Tax Blues
August 21st, 2003 at 8:12 pm by David FarrarNZ Pundit’s posting of the lyrics to The Fart Tax Blues reminds me that National’s Flatulence Tax website has had a link to a realplayer version since last week.
Who says nothing good ever comes out of Gore!
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September 19th, 2003 at 2:00 am
Ha Ha
That what i say to the goverment the bunch of ballwashing fucks. I have been living onm a faem my hole life and am overseas right now. I have found that all my family and friends the goverment has gone to an all time low. Thay say it the famers that have to pay and say it is our problem. Well thay will see a problem if thay go through with this tax. I have been told that famers have been paying 77 million in tax to go towards research each year. What is that not enough it sounds like a lot to me. The goverment can stick it and expect a fight if thay go through with it.
Vote:September 19th, 2003 at 2:21 pm
I totaly agree this tax is a total waist of time I feel that helen should go back to the rubbish tip where she came from . no other country in the world has this tax and they create many times more methane gass then us so what difference is our effort going to make.
Vote:January 14th, 2004 at 11:25 am
A fart tax is a great idea in some countries, where the major diet of some people are burritos, nacchos, beans, and more beans with rice and cheese in a flower wrapper stuffed with fat and beans. We had here in California one Mexican who died because of super saturated methane and NOX emissions in his apartment. The authorities found him with 7 unfinished burritos. The concentration of the gas in that apartmet was so great that it posed a danger of possible expolsion if the circumstances such as electric spark would be present. I say FART tax should be paid by Taco Bell, and people who buy that food, and ethnic groups who eat that kind of food, and others who fart alot . Two lines on the reciept. Tax and Fart Tax both equalling 15 %. Go FART TAX! Meanwhile I’ll work n a solution of a small incenerator that attaches itself to ones ass with a cathalithic converter for the NOX problem. And then we can tax them for green house emissions.
Vote:August 25th, 2004 at 9:22 am
Personally, i think the fart tax is atrotious but at the same time, i couldn’t really care less. i think that burrito’s idea is very good but not very practical. Once again, screw the fart tax.
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