Archive for August, 2004

Radio NZ on blogging

Wednesday, August 25th, 2004 at 12:57 pm

The aforementioned interview with Linda Clark was good fun. Linda was actually well informed on blogging, even knowing that Wonkette was the blog which broke the Washington sex scandal of a senatorial staffer having affairs with six men at the same time.

If anyone wants to listen to it, Xtra has an archive of National Radio. Russell and I are on just after the beginning “9 to Noon Part 2” on 25 August.

I did enjoy getting to mention that someone had set a blog up just to criticise and scrutinise National Radio :-)

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I saw nothing I heard nothing

Wednesday, August 25th, 2004 at 12:15 pm

I see that the Police have questioned some of the PM’s flunkies (a term I can use as an ex flunky myself) about her 150 km/hr trip to the rugby.

I can just see the interviews:

OFFICER: Did the PM tell anyone to make sure you got there in time?
FLUNKIE: No she didn’t
OFFICER: Did the PM notice that you were going at 150 km/hr?
FLUNKIE: No she didn’t
OFFICER: Did the PM notice that the escort was usings sirens and lights
FLUNKIE: No she didn’t
OFFICER: Did the PM comment when the car swerved to avoid a child crossing the road?
FLUNKIE: No she didn’t
OFFICER: And when the car then did a 360 degree spin, did she notice that?
FLUNKIE: No she didn’t
OFFICER: And when it ploughed through the fence onto farmland and ran over three sheep and a cow?
FLUNKIE: No she still kept working on her papers, unaware we were speeding
OFFICER: Thank you for your time

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The Herald wakes up

Wednesday, August 25th, 2004 at 11:54 am

A full six days after the Wellington newspaper revealed that Scott Simpson is likely to stand for Tamaki, the Auckland newspaper has found it worth mentioning.

The Herald also revals that Rangitoto College principal Allan Peachey. He is also a formidable candidate, so the race will be fascinating.

National Party rules are that a winning candidate needs to get over 50% of the delegate’s votes. So this means that it is quite possible there will be multiple ballots on the selection night with the lowest polling candidate dropping out, and then everyone voting again amongst the remaining candidates.

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The death of the Alliance

Wednesday, August 25th, 2004 at 11:42 am

The announcement from the Alliance they they will not contest the party vote, is basically an admission it is all over.

Jordan Carter has blogged the decision, and attracted a lot of comments.

I feel quite sorry for the few remaining Alliance activists. Bad enough to have had Jim Anderton almost destroy the party because it would not make him dictator for life, but to then have the leadership basically decide the Maori Party and Greens are the future. I know if it happened to my partyt, that I would be far more blunt in my comments than Spanner is.

Possibly a consolation is that the Alliance really had no chance of making 5% or winning a seat anyway, so calling it a day now may be kinder in the long run.

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Does Prime News have any staff?

Tuesday, August 24th, 2004 at 6:15 pm

I’m beginning to think Prime TV News has no staff, apart from Suzie Aiken (whom might actually be an Ananova clone).

It is great Prime is trying to give us an extra news bulletin to watch, and I like the 5.30 pm time. But they seem to have almost no NZ coverage with most stories being Australian or international.

And the few NZ stories they do have, never ever have pictures with them. They used file footage for the Destiny Enough march, and any political story is always just a phone interview with Barry Soper.

So 7/10 for the concept out 3/10 for resources and execution. Of course they could go the way of this news channel, which I am sure would help ratings.

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DPF on Nat Radio

Tuesday, August 24th, 2004 at 10:07 am

Just a heads up that for those interested, Russell Brown and me are being interviewed by Linda Clark on National Radio tomorrow (Wednesday) from around 10.05 am to 10.25 am. We are talking about blogging of course.

I mischievously wonder if I will be allowed to mention any quotes from the farewell party video TVNZ made for Linda when she left them in 1999. It included some footage of Linda trying to do a report standing on the street, and as various trucks sped past forcing reshoots, her exclamations of frustration became more and more colourful until they included words I am sure would be unsuitable for broadcast :-)

Another highlight on the video was the fake 6 pm news item (but very realistic, complete with Richard and Judy) about how Linda was leaving TVNZ to stand for NZ First. It was side splittingly funny as they interviewed various people about this career move.

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Blog Stats

Tuesday, August 24th, 2004 at 9:33 am

The normal logs for kiwiblog give me quite good overall stats, but they don’t allow me to see detailed info on who is visiting so I have installed Stat Counter.

Unless I pay for it, it only shows details for the last 100 visitors, but that has been amusing as I look at the terms people have been using to find my blog. We have had:

David Farrar
evers-swindell biography
‘Nicola Young’ + Wellington
social economic liberal farrar
brian tamaki wanker

The amusing thing with the last search term is that it has found me due to three seperate articles. The tamaki comes from my post on Scott Simpson possibly standing for Tamaki electorate, the wanker from an Alan Duff quote and the Brian from my preview of the enough march.

I also find amusing the reader who pointed out that if you search for bondage on NZ Google, this site comes up as the 11th highest match. And no not because I have been posting about encounters with dominant women, but due to my post highlighting a hilarious press release from National which complained that the “Government has had small business in bondage for so long”.

There is a bit of a downside to having your Google page rank increase!

I’ve got the stats counter open for public viewing at the moment so if anyone is bored they can check out my latest 100 for themselves.

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Nazi Comparisons

Tuesday, August 24th, 2004 at 8:18 am

Generally I detest comparisons to the Nazis, as it trivialises the unprecedented evil and horrors of the Holocaust. My own family lost many members to Hitler, so idiots claiming Bush is Hitler deserve derision or worse.

And so I should state the obvious. There is absolutely no way that Tamaki and his followers are even close to Nazis. They are intolerant jerks, not genocidal killers.

However what do you do with a movement which seems to go out of the way to invite such comparisons. The use of children, the matching black shirts as uniforms, the disciplined marching in lines, the one handed salute all tied in with a message of blame and intolerance. It is no surprise that almost all the major media coverage has focused on such comparisons. In fact almost everyone who saw them did.

The Dominion Post has a good article (and photo) on the black shirts.

I did like Helen Clark’s response to Tamaki’s offer to help her write a family policy. She pointed out that a couple of years ago Tamaki referred to having a female PM and Opposition Leader as the work of the devil. It was a good reminder of how extreme and outside the mainstream he is.

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Killer roads

Tuesday, August 24th, 2004 at 7:47 am

Can someone inflict some violence on the Dominion Post sub-editor who came up with the headline Speed limit lowered to 80km/h on killer road.

Unless the road jumped out and bludgeoned motorists to death, it is not a killer road. It may be an unsafe road, or a road where people drive too fast for the conditions, but it is not a killer road.

References to killer train crossings should also generate physical punishment for said sub-editors.

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Internet defamation

Monday, August 23rd, 2004 at 6:25 pm

It greatly concerns me to see the NZ High Court agree with an Australian court that defamation laws apply not just in the country of publication but the country of readership.

This has huge implications for speech on the Internet. It means that the NZ Courts believe every single statement on the Internet is subject to NZ defamation law. Using this logic, one then concludes that anything published on the Internet has to comply with the laws of every single country on Earth.

So be aware that if you write something on your NZ blog which breaks the law in Thailand, or Germany or France, someone may sue you in a foreign court and cite the NZ High Court as precedent for why they should be able to sue you.

Of course one can simply never visit any country which finds you guilty of defamation, but that is not the point which is the stupidity of forcing all Internet publishers to know the laws of every country on Earth.

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A United Future?

Monday, August 23rd, 2004 at 4:34 pm

Rodney Hide’s blog has alerted me to a statement by Peter Dunne that United Future will seek to back whichever party gets the most votes at the election.

Putting aside the sneering tone in Dunne’s press release (remember when they claimed to be the common sense party that avoids personal attacks) and also the irony in United Future referring to Act as a tiny low polling party (ACT got more votes last election and is ahead of United Future in almost all polls), we still have the statement “United Future will, in the first instance, seek to negotiate a supporting arrangement with the party to whom the voters gave the greatest number of seats in Parliament.”

Now I’m sorry but this is madness and a total absence of principle. Is he really saying that if say Party A gets 40.1% and Party B 40.2% they will automatically negotiate with Party B to form a Government?

Are they also saying that even if Party A has policies far far more in line with what United Future professes to stand for, they will still ignore those policies and principles and try and stitch up a deal with Party B just because they got a few more votes?

Are they also saying they will ignore the effect of other smaller parties? Let’s say Labour gets 40%. Now if National gets 39% and ACT 5% he is saying he will try and do a deal with Labour yet if National gets 41% and ACT 3%, then he will try and do a deal with National?

I don’t think I could come up with a more stupid policy for coalition negotiations if I tried.

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Enough is Enough Rally (and photos)

Monday, August 23rd, 2004 at 3:40 pm

Just got back from covering the Enough is Enough (otherwise known as make Brian Tamaki Prime Minister and Mouth of God) march and rally.

They really need to get some image advisors to tell them how it looks to have the front of the march led by all these guys in black t-shirts (almost everyone watching said they should be brown :-) marching in straight lines together and thrusting one arm in the air. And just to top it off four of the “leaders” had long black leather trenchcoats. It was almost funny (but in fact slightly disturbing).

I expect Destiny will be quite pleased with the turnout (good not great) and they might well make an appearance in the polls as they fight with Christian Heritage and United Future for the fundamentalist vote.
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Hallelujah brothers and sisters

Monday, August 23rd, 2004 at 1:54 pm

Hello punters, yes it is me here. In his wisdom DPF has given me the authority to make posts on his blog – however don’t worry, I intend to make mine short, sharp and infrequent. I think Mr Farrar has the best blog in NZ and I don’t want to stuff it up…

Anyway I went down to Parliament today (where I used to work with Mr Farrar) to check out the Destiny March. It was a bizarre event – a mostly Maori crowd with a scattering of brave gay and green protesters. Unlike Jordan’s rough experience, I arrived near the end and found it to be a pretty laid back atmosphere. If anything I felt sorry for the Destiny crowd; most of them seemed to be just following the leader.

I think its great if people have something to believe that fufills them spiritually; just as long as they don’t try and force it on me, that is. I was a bit disturbed to hear a speaker complain that “sexual preference should never be a human right” and the crowd’s roar of approval. So the Government should tell me who to be attracted to instead? Piss off.

It raises a few interesting political questions though – are these people just followers of Brian Tamariki, or do they actually represent a sizable chunk of Maori (and non-Maori) NZ voters? If so, who will they vote for?

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$1200 for hurt feelings

Monday, August 23rd, 2004 at 9:46 am

I had no idea one can get money just for having hurt feelings. But Andrew MacMillan has managed it.

Great – well if you get $1,200 for not being given a copy of a letter, I reckon I should get at least $2,500 for Janette not going out with me at university. And all the cracks about my height over the years must be worth at least $10,000.

Now wait, people might say that you should only get money if it is the Government that hurts your feelings. Well okay – Helen said nasty things about me in the House last year – that has to be worth $1,000. Hmmn, just in case she gets off on parliamentary privilege she also said rude things to me at the 2002 leaders’ debate so that must get me some loot also.

I mean surely surely I’m not ineligible to get money from the Government for hurt feelings just because I am not a convicted killer and rapist?

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The Masters of Rome

Sunday, August 22nd, 2004 at 1:02 pm

I’ve just finished re-reading the “Masters of Rome” series by Colleen McCullough. They comprise six books of around 1,000 pages each so are not for the faint hearted. But if you are interested in the history of that era, or like novels with political and military themes, they are a great read.

McCullough spent 13 years researching the era to write the novels, and in all but a very few areas (which she explains) they are very much in keeping with the known history of the era. However she manages to bring the characters to life in a way no history textbook can.

The first book, The First Man in Rome, is focused mainly on Gaius Marius, his battales as a general, and six of his seven consulships. Supporting characters are the grandfather of the famous Gaius Julius Caesar and Sulla.

The second book, The Grass Crown, documents the rise of Sulla and his growing rivalvy with the now elderly Marius. It ends with Marius having achieved his unprecedented seventh consulship, but dieing a few days later. He appoints a young Gaius Julius Caesar as a special priest of Jupiter, to prevent young Caesar from being able to have a military career and upstage his uncle Marius.

Book three, Fortune’s Favorites, has the return of Sulla, his dictatorship and death, plus very enjoyably his shocking of polite Roman society. Caesar is released from his priestly position and has early military sucess, displaying great arrogance to go with his ability. Pompey also enters the scene. Caesar’s capture by pirates is a very enjoyable section.

The fourth book, Caesar’s Women, is my favouriite. It has the most politics of the series and Roman Republic politics was fascinating with its various offices and balances of power to stop a man becoming sole ruler. We also see a lot of Caesar’s mother, daughter, wives and pre-eminent mistress (mother of Brutus). Cato accidentially revealing Caesar’s affair with his half sister is hilarious.

The fith novel, simply called Caesar, and has by far the most military action. It covers his proconsulship in Gaul and many of his famous battles there where he achieved victory after victory despite massives numbers against him. Then we see the Civil War against Pompey after his political foes will not allow him to keep any of his armies so they could prosecute him. It ends with victory against Pompey who flees to Egypt and is killed.

The final novel, The October Horse, chronicles his affair with Cleopatra, the remaining battles against the Pompey Republican faction including the memorable suicide of Cato his most implacable foe.

Then his governing of Rome is shown, along with the growing conspiracy to murder him which happens, as most know, on the Ides of March. We see young Gaius Octavius become Caesar’s heir and both political and military intrigue between Octavian and the assassins (or liberators as they called themselves) led by Brutus and Cassius, but also with his rivals in the Caesar faction, especially Marcus Antonius.

The series finished with the suicides of Brutus and Cassius. Octavian has not yet become the Emperor Augustus but is well on his way.

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That was fun

Sunday, August 22nd, 2004 at 11:12 am

My company went paint balling yesterday, to select its health and safety rep in line with out OSH policy. The person who got shot the most was elected the rep (well done Gary).

A very enjoyable outing, followed by drinks at the Malt House afterwards. A photo below of one of the teams in the Mexican stand-off you do at the end to use up surplus ammo.

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Great race

Sunday, August 22nd, 2004 at 10:48 am

It was a great race to watch, and a huge relief, when Georgina and Caroline Evers-Swindell won their much anticipated gold medal.

Apart from being top atheletes, they are reputed to be a very popular and friendly pair. I note that it is finally revealed Georgina has a boyfriend so single maledom will have to hope for chance meetings with Caroline only!

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Thou shall not eat whale

Sunday, August 22nd, 2004 at 10:42 am

The SST has the Government condemning any government official who eats whale overseas.

Now I’m a fan of the big fellas myself and quite happy with the NZ Government position to support a ban of them being hunted commercially (until numbers are sustainable).

However don’t we have to be a bit careful about specifying what people can or can not eat overseas?

I am sure the Government disapproves of coal mines because they contribute to global warming (allegedly) which the Government is against. Does this mean NZ Goverment staff members overseas can not visit a coal mine or stay somewhere powered by coal?

The Government si against all nuclear power. Does this mean government staff can not stay in locations overseas with nuclear power?

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Wellington City Elections

Saturday, August 21st, 2004 at 10:20 am

These look to be less lively than in Auckland. None of the six challengers to Mayor Kerry Prendergast can be seen as serious, and I suspect Kerry will easily get more votes than the other six combined.

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Speaking out abroad

Saturday, August 21st, 2004 at 10:03 am

Over many years I have noticed that Clark regards criticism of her or her Government as being disloyal to NZ, and she often gets hysterical when an Opposition Leader might dare say abroad that everything in NZ is not as rosy as one would like.

The excellent staff of the National Research Unit have found seveal speeches by Clark as Opposition Leader where she did exactly what she now arrogantly proclaims to be disloyal. Hypocrisy is one of the politer words for it.

Frankly the so called convention is something of a nonsense. With the Internet, overseas journalists, investors and governments can find out in detail exactly what is said by an MP about a country. To suggest that one should change your tune when actually overseas is silly.

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All in the family

Saturday, August 21st, 2004 at 9:13 am

The Dominion Post reported that Nicola Young is considering standing for National in Wellington Central. Nicola has been invovlved in National most of her life with her father, sister and brother-in-law all former National MPs.

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Two are better than one!

Friday, August 20th, 2004 at 4:11 pm

Hello world.

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Bureaucrats 1 Public 0

Friday, August 20th, 2004 at 3:11 pm

The Government had a nice little plan for its Departments to co-operate and share information on released child sex offenders. An excellent idea which is hard to argue against.

However the bureaucracy had other ideas.

Despite Justice Ministry advice that privacy laws did not prevent information exchange, some agencies refused to accept the advice and would not co-operate. Why on earth did they not seek guidance from the Privacy Commissioner reather than just refuse to take part.

And three of the Departments claimed their computer systems would not allow them to record information unless they had previous contact with the individual. Come on – it wouldn’t be that hard to do a work-around.

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I am a small government advocate

Thursday, August 19th, 2004 at 10:01 pm

Just been told (by my mother of all people) that my blog and I get a little mention in the Listener on an article about prostitution.

I am described as a “small government advocate” by the columnist. I’ve decided I like that as a description and might see if I can get some business cards printed up with that as my title.

The reference, incidentially, was to my post on OSH’s guidelines for prostitutes.

And while talking about the Listener, can I make a plea to the enlightened editor to ban Denis Welch from doing editorials about the National Party. He is a former candidate for the Alliance, and hence rather lacking in credibility as a commentator on a political rival.

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DPF on spam

Thursday, August 19th, 2004 at 7:59 pm

The Government has released a summary of submissions on the proposed anti spam legislation. This got National Radio to do a piece on spam on Morning Report this morning, including some quotes from me.

Transcript is below for anyone who may be interested.
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