DPF’s lessons from life

The NZ Herald has a regular weekly feature where they interview someone on ten lessons they have learnt from life, so to speak. Nice light , which unfortunately is not part of their online site.

Having had Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston turn them down, they interviewed me instead.

A copy of an earlier draft (it may have changed a bit) is below for those who want to see some good mistakes to avoid 🙂

1. Never be at the front of the queue to get off the bus: When was 11, I was on my school bus and at the door waiting to get off. The driver opened the doors while pulling into the bus stop, and a surge behind me pushed me out the bus door. I bounced off a car parked at the back of the bus stop, and went under the back wheel of the bus. Having a ten tonne bus drive over your foot is rather painful, but being a good capitalist I limped around my newspaper run to earn a few dollars of , and then headed to the medical centre to report that my foot and leg hurt as a bus had run over them.

2. If you send anonymous flowers to a girl, make sure you don

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