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Heh!

March 30th, 2005 at 12:46 pm by David Farrar

Stolen from Jacqueline Mackie Paisley Passey (I just love that name).

To impress a woman:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

To impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don’t block the TV.

Chicken wings are pretty optional :-)

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7 Responses to “Heh!”

  1. Craig Ranapia Says:
    March 30th, 2005 at 1:08 pm

    *Heh* Most straight women I know aren’t that picky. They’d be perfectly impressed by “Be Brad Pitt, show up naked, bring chocolate, don’t block access to the red wine”. :)

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  2. Tomas Says:
    March 30th, 2005 at 2:00 pm

    What do you mean, optional?

    Mmmm… chicken wings…

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  3. Omykiss Says:
    March 30th, 2005 at 3:57 pm

    Simple souls blokes ….

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  4. Omykiss Says:
    March 30th, 2005 at 4:00 pm

    Simple souls blokes ….

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  5. James Says:
    March 30th, 2005 at 4:46 pm

    and no beer!!!!????? Typical! Its all “her” needs!, “her”finding herself as a person!, “her” orgasum!…etc…….Bitch,moan grizzle.!….

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  6. BerlinBear Says:
    March 30th, 2005 at 9:57 pm

    Jacqueline forgot to mention: spend 5 hours per week with her. She must not have been paying attention.

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  7. hawk Says:
    March 30th, 2005 at 11:25 pm

    James – I agree! Beer will beat chicken wings to win a real man’s heart any day…

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