Full Laura Bush Transcript

USA Today has the full transcript of Laura Bush’s comedy routine to the White House Correspondents’ Association.

Even though there was professional assistance with the script, delivery still counts and the standing ovation signifies how well down it went. What I like most of all was that she played on all the stereotypes about her husband – that he is lazy, dumb, has bad pronounciation (well that one is true), and loves destroying things.