Cullen calls for less spin

On Wednesday Dr Cullen called for more facts and less spin, and also called for an end to parties out-bidding each other in spending promises.

In other news George Bush called for more diplomacy and less wars.

Also Jacques Chirac called for an end to competing languages and called on French speakers to learn English.

On the same day Paris Hilton called for more chastity and less pre-marital sex.

And finally Winston Peters called for more immigration and less intolerance.