St Molesworth: Top 10 priorities for the new minister of foreign affairs

St Molesworth this week: Top 10 priorities for the new minister of foreign affairs

My favourites:

1. Call Paul Holmes to get a list of his best darkie jokes.

4. Demand that he be introduced at functions as “Foreign Minister of New Zealand but not a member of the Government”.

5. Support application of British American Tobacco to become a member of the UN.

10. Force MFAT to put out an advisory against all non-essential travel to Tauranga.