Valentine’s Day
Now how’s this for a good mate.
I’m complaining to a lesbian friend that for Valentines Day I’m at a restaurant with two guys and every other table is simpering couples. So to cheer me up for Valentine’s she sends me a photo of her breasts.
Now’s that a true friend! 
UPDATE: On the topic of lesbians just noticed this story about research which says the more highly sexed a woman is, the more likely she is to become a lesbian. Now that’s juat unfair!!
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February 15th, 2006 at 1:19 am
I’ll send you a photo of my breasts too David, but I don’t think they’ll cheer you up as much – unless you like your breasts manly and hairy (which I’m guessing not).
=)
February 15th, 2006 at 11:24 am
Now, if you really want a Valentine’s Day gift that keeps on giving, try this :-
http://www.nzpundit.com/archives/2006/02/15/11.20.52
February 15th, 2006 at 11:33 am
David, just as well you didn’t complain to your gay friends.
I wonder if the ‘highly sexed leads to gay’ thing goes for guys too? Any thoughts, Craig?
February 15th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
If wishes were horses then beggars would ride, is my thought Ben.
February 15th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Craig – looking at the site you posted, is that the perfect gift for the wife, or is it like giving your wife a new lawn mower or chainsaw for her birthday? sounds good to me.
February 15th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Culma:
Who knows… Perhaps it’s boy thing, but I can’t read that item without hearing, “I don’t expect you to talk, Commander Bond. I expect you to DIE!”
February 15th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
It’s a field of cosmetic surgery that probably sounds better than it is, me thinks!
New Porsche don’t usually need much work unless they have been thrashed. But old import BMW’s, buy at owners risk. May have started out life as new pin but everything has its best by date.
“bring it back clean 51″
February 15th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Old ladies should show their breasts only to their GPs or under-taker;given .. SIGH deeply .. any choice.But also men over 60 should take the same advice regarding their testicles.I suppose there is some fairness in nature after all.David,be utterly assured that you will never suffer the sight of mine.Heh.
OTOH….
February 15th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
“Leave the gun, take the cannollis” The Godfather. Check out Elmore Leonard, fanatastic crime writer. About 8 of his book have been made into films. Dialogue shapes the scene.
February 15th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
I’m too late for this, but NZ animator Andrew Kepple produced Geeks in Love (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/295165). Quite fitting for the holiday.
February 15th, 2006 at 6:48 pm
Old Jewish lady at her GP visit is having a common but undignified examination.As she lies on a narrow bed with a light trained on her privates she asks the doctor “young nan,does your mother know what you do for a living?
Is there a similar Arabic joke? If not,why not?
February 15th, 2006 at 8:23 pm
Cor! Sounds like my kind of girl
Go you – what a fantastic Valentine. But now that you’re done with her (in a romantic sense, since the big V day is over)… Can I get her number? 
February 17th, 2006 at 3:04 pm
How do they explain “lesbian bed death” then?