Comments on: Valentine’s Day

By: Jacqueline

Jacqueline — Fri, 17 Feb 2006 03:04:25 +0000

How do they explain “lesbian bed death” then?

By: Kelly Broadbent

Kelly Broadbent — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:23:18 +0000

Cor! Sounds like my kind of girl Go you – what a fantastic Valentine. But now that you’re done with her (in a romantic sense, since the big V day is over)… Can I get her number?

By: mara

mara — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:48:25 +0000

Old Jewish lady at her GP visit is having a common but undignified examination.As she lies on a narrow bed with a light trained on her privates she asks the doctor “young nan,does your mother know what you do for a living?
Is there a similar Arabic joke? If not,why not?

By: Matt

Matt — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 06:45:57 +0000

I’m too late for this, but NZ animator Andrew Kepple produced Geeks in Love (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/295165). Quite fitting for the holiday.

By: David

David — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 04:09:42 +0000

“Leave the gun, take the cannollis” The Godfather. Check out Elmore Leonard, fanatastic crime writer. About 8 of his book have been made into films. Dialogue shapes the scene.

By: mara

mara — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 03:52:50 +0000

Old ladies should show their breasts only to their GPs or under-taker;given .. SIGH deeply .. any choice.But also men over 60 should take the same advice regarding their testicles.I suppose there is some fairness in nature after all.David,be utterly assured that you will never suffer the sight of mine.Heh.
OTOH….

By: culma

culma — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:49:13 +0000

It’s a field of cosmetic surgery that probably sounds better than it is, me thinks!

New Porsche don’t usually need much work unless they have been thrashed. But old import BMW’s, buy at owners risk. May have started out life as new pin but everything has its best by date.

“bring it back clean 51″

By: Craig Ranapia

Craig Ranapia — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:29:34 +0000

Culma:

Who knows… Perhaps it’s boy thing, but I can’t read that item without hearing, “I don’t expect you to talk, Commander Bond. I expect you to DIE!”

By: culma

culma — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:14:09 +0000

Craig – looking at the site you posted, is that the perfect gift for the wife, or is it like giving your wife a new lawn mower or chainsaw for her birthday? sounds good to me.

By: Craig Ranapia

Craig Ranapia — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:10:27 +0000

If wishes were horses then beggars would ride, is my thought Ben.

By: Ben Wilson

Ben Wilson — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 23:33:50 +0000

David, just as well you didn’t complain to your gay friends.

I wonder if the ‘highly sexed leads to gay’ thing goes for guys too? Any thoughts, Craig?

By: Craig Ranapia

Craig Ranapia — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 23:24:21 +0000

Now, if you really want a Valentine's Day gift that keeps on giving, try this :- http://www.nzpundit.com/archives/2006/02/15/11.20.52

By: Nathan B

Nathan B — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 13:19:33 +0000

I’ll send you a photo of my breasts too David, but I don’t think they’ll cheer you up as much – unless you like your breasts manly and hairy (which I’m guessing not).