A new version of an old song
Most Kiwis will know the classic Rolling Stones song “Paint it Black“. Well the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy has released a new version of it called Pay It Back.
Enjoy the song and share it with your friends and colleagues so you can sing along to:
I see a red card and they got to pay it back.
They stole from public funds now they must pay it back…
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Tags: Labour
September 25th, 2006 at 8:59 am
It is one of the great mysteries of the world that, apart from PJ O’Rourke, not a single right-winger has ever managed to be funny.
I have to say this piece of “satire” is not going to change that.
xxx
S
September 25th, 2006 at 9:14 am
Whaa whaa whaa.
September 25th, 2006 at 9:16 am
You are right sonic – they are too busy working.
Get a job sonic. get a life sonic, and throw out your very sticky March 1985 Penthouse magazine.
September 25th, 2006 at 9:17 am
Thanks for yet again proving my point Swifty!
September 25th, 2006 at 9:25 am
Sonic: Missed you over the weekend. Welcome back to work.
September 25th, 2006 at 9:26 am
That song looks to be a hoax.
I’m quite sure there is no right wing conspiracy.
September 25th, 2006 at 9:28 am
I laughed and laughed then I realised it was about Dear Leader and I cried for days. Lets all have a group hug for sonic, his/her dear leader has failed to spin her way out of some serious political trouble and it’s very sad.
Imagine living in a country where if you blatantly break the law and piss all over the people they complain.
September 25th, 2006 at 9:32 am
Tragic.
September 25th, 2006 at 9:39 am
Whether or not I get a refund on my paid-up taxes depends entirely on how well the Auditor General stands up to Labour’s pressure.
It’s not really about money or corruption. What irks the Sisterhood is that the Exclusive Brethren are so homophobic.
At least Dr Don has proved that he is healthily heterosexual.
September 25th, 2006 at 9:54 am
“At least Dr Don has proved that he is healthily heterosexual.”
Don is a syphilitic old degenerate, what are you talking about?
September 25th, 2006 at 9:57 am
PJ – you are banned for two months. Goodbye.
September 25th, 2006 at 9:58 am
Well don, pj: you’ve just made yet another defamatory statement.
September 25th, 2006 at 10:01 am
Now that Winston has declared that NZF will pay back their share and thus joined National, the Maori Party, the Greens and ACT this just leaves United Future and Labour. Not enough votes for retrospective legislation that i can see..
Is Winston posititioning himself as the man of integrity when the vote of no confidence comes. Winston cerainly sees himself this way and does not want to be tainted with corruption.
Peter Dunne could also be caught up in the mess and has the nous to extricate himself when Brady’s final result comes out.
only Labour refuses to pay it back
Refusal to pay back is grounds for a vote of no confidence and an election.
Trying to pass retrospective legislation to make the illegal suddenly legal is grounds for no confidence and an election.
Paying the money back is perhaps the only way to stave off a vote of no confidence.
When does Brash speak to Winston and Peter Dunne about pulling the plug on the most corrupt government in 100 years?
They can claim that they signed up for government not knowing how corrupt their partner was. The new facts are grounds for political dissolution or divorce.
September 25th, 2006 at 10:03 am
Is there an undeclared competition to see who can use the word “corruption” the most times in a single post?
September 25th, 2006 at 10:09 am
Fisiani
That is a good analysis, note the attempted sidetrack by sonic. Standard practice from the Labour Govt/supporters. When you have no answer just throw out the “herring rouge”.
September 25th, 2006 at 10:12 am
OK sonic, how about this one…
A man walked into a bar in Cambridge and ordered a beer just as Helen Clark appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, “Now, there’s the biggest horse’s ass I’ve ever seen.” A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him.
A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Margaret Wilson appeared on the television. “She’s a horse’s ass too,” the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. “Damn it!” the man said, climbing back up to the bar. “This must be Labour country!”
“Nope,” the bartender replied. “Horse country!”
September 25th, 2006 at 10:14 am
I didn’t even think that joke was funny when our American friends told it about Hilary Clinton Swifty.
September 25th, 2006 at 10:20 am
OK Sonic, nothing having at laugh at the left’s expense will gain favour with you. We know that. That is what makes you such easy game to wind up. Chill brother, try this exercise.
Next time there is a post that outrages you, reverse the players, so if Helen Clark said of Brash imagine it was Brash that said of Helen Clark etc.
If the subject material or accusation suddenly sounds horrific because the parties have changed, take a deep breath, consult your principals and then post.
September 25th, 2006 at 10:26 am
OK Sonic, nothing having at laugh at the left’s expense will gain favour with you
Is that English?
September 25th, 2006 at 10:28 am
Too right DPF. How could anyone think they could dare insult a New Zealand politician in the Kiwiblogs comment section?
September 25th, 2006 at 10:33 am
The message Andrew, the message is the important bit. But if you were unable to obtain it and feel the need to shoot the messenger then I’ll rephrase it.
Sonic, we all understand that any humour that slants the left ideology will cause you to cry like a baby. But it really is important to evaluate the message rather than just pull out the 12 gauge and blow a hole in the messenger because the message offends your ideology.
September 25th, 2006 at 10:34 am
How about we remove the “old” & add “alleged”?
no, seriously – “They’re too busy working”, really was funny.
September 25th, 2006 at 10:38 am
Forget it McLauchlan.. people are slowly awakening to your strategy of vilifying everybody who opposes you, and without that weapon, leftism is doomed, for you cannot support your sick collectivist ideology with reason. You have gained political ascendancy by cheating and lying, by propaganda, by theft and by so many other dubious means and it is all coming to end under the harsh light of truth as mainly brought to the public by the internet. YOU NO LONGER CONTROL INFORMATION. Learn to live with it arsehole.
September 25th, 2006 at 10:40 am
Danyl – syphilitic goes beyond the pale. And I have banned Chuck Bird for similiar language on Labour MPs.
September 25th, 2006 at 10:43 am
Llew you know in your heart you’re really one of us.
The dark side calls to you llew. Give in to the power of the dark side… we’ll provide you the golf clubs.
September 25th, 2006 at 10:47 am
Hah! You wish! But no Murray, I am not The One. the farce is strong with me somethines though.
September 25th, 2006 at 10:54 am
Reminds oe of that great piece of graffiti – “Don’t vote, governments always win.”
September 25th, 2006 at 11:01 am
DPF said.
Danyl – syphilitic goes beyond the pale
But another disease reference ‘Cancerous’ is quite OK to sling around. Do we rate diseases now as to how abhorrent they are? Is syphilis more abhorrent because it’s sexually transmitted?
If PJ can be banned for disease comparisons, the PM should be made to apologise. Or just let PJ back in as long as he sticks to personal attacks not including comparison to a disease.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:07 am
“any humour that slants the left ideology will cause you to cry like a baby”
Well not quite, however it certainly will not make anyone actually laugh…
September 25th, 2006 at 11:07 am
burt:
Phillipjohn’s statement was about as defamatory as it gets. It was also a deliberate attempt to hijack the thread, as he does so constantly.
Maybe while he’s out in the cold, he might start his own blog to come up with brilliant left-wing satire to combat the efforts of the VRWC.
Sonic might like to do likewise. Don’t like the song, Sonic? Then make your frigging own.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:12 am
Sonic
Try the reverse test.
I state: No jokes mocking the ideology of the right will make anyone laugh – no one at all on the left is funny.
Don’t I look like an idiot for such a statement ?
September 25th, 2006 at 11:18 am
Burt, just making a simple point.
But we can settle it, name three great Conservative (with a large C) comedians?
September 25th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Mick and Keef will not be on labour’s xmas card list this year.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:28 am
For a hedgehog you are singularly lacking in points of any kind.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:32 am
Why can’t we all just get along?
This is a good song
I’ll bet Helen remembers the words we could all sing it together.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:33 am
Didn’t National also steal from public funds?
September 25th, 2006 at 11:33 am
Sonic:
If you’re referring to politicians with great wit, Ronald Reagan, Winston Churchill, Rob Muldoon come to mind.
There are few “big personality” leaders from the left or the right who haven’t got a quick and devastating wit.
Of that calibre, on the Left, you’ve got people such as Lange, Gough Whitlam, and Paul Keating. There are occasionally *very dry* leaders on both sides, such as Geoff Palmer, Peter Fraser, and John Howard, but it would be very difficult for you to honestly state that the Left is funny and the Right isn’t.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:35 am
Didn’t National also steal from public funds?
September 25th, 2006 at 11:37 am
Sonic
Try making a complex point, your simple ones are so partisan they are ridiculous. Who gives a *toss* what party a comedian supports, believes in or votes for. If they are funny you laugh, unless your head is so far up your ideological ass that no mocking of your precious belief is tolerated. It’s people like you, with slightly different ideologies, that blow innocent people up for printing cartoons they find offensive.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:44 am
I see Burt has not managed to find three right-wing comedians (I can think of two but that’s it)
” It’s people like you, with slightly different ideologies, that blow innocent people up for printing cartoons they find offensive.”
Burt, I think you should go for a nice lie down, you are getting hysterical mate.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:48 am
donnys’ version of ‘paint it black’..
“..i see a problem so i play the race card again..
it worked before…when i did it way back when..
i bash those maoris and the righties scream with joy..
saying ‘why can’t he just come right out and call them ‘boy’..?
i see a problem..so i play the race card again…
it worked before..when i did it way back when.”
phil(whoar.co.nz)
September 25th, 2006 at 11:54 am
The nuclear strategy for Labour is to declare validating legislation an “issue of confidence”. Now that will ratchet things up a bit, but I predict even that reckless strategy will fail as well, but with a general election on the issue of whether the Labour Party validates its unlawful spending. Dr Brash in labelling the Labour Government corrupt has upped the stakes considerably and his very risky strategy of psychological pressure on Labour may well succeed brillently.
September 25th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
When the hell did race come into this?
Oh wait, the second the walking anti-drug ad came in.
September 25th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
didn’t you hear combovers’ latest race-bait..?
(get with the play..eh murray..?..)
btw..how are you and the climate-change deniers at humpreys handling your heros..(murdoch/branson) suddenly going all greeny on you..?
oh.!.that’s right..you just ignore inconvenient facts..eh murray..
that and that total lack of any sense of humour is what defines the right..eh..?
and you would be the walking example of that..?
wouldn’t you murray..?
phil(whoar.co.nz)
(maybe you just need to take some drugs murray…?
on second thoughts..don’t..!
uptight fucks like you are the prime candidates for freakouts..eh..?
you just stick with your piss and bile..eh murray..
stay with what you know so well..eh..?
September 25th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Phil you phucked up rehab dropout, I don’t write for Sir H’s. Just because you’ve banned at multiple sites including mine for your bile slinging rants and nappy rubturing tirades against the evils of not being a card carrying commie that doesn’t mean I’m behind all the banning. Stay off the weed man it makes you SO paranoid and shit I don’t even play golf.
As awlays you’ve arived slinging about your own abuse, claims of racism and bile about like confetti at a wedding than acuse anyone who notices of being a racist.
Times up you sad tired neverwasbeen.
We’re not buying that sort of crap from dear leader and we’re sure as hell not taking it from drop kick troll.
September 25th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
sonic reckoned “It is one of the great mysteries of the world that, apart from PJ O’Rourke, not a single right-winger has ever managed to be funny.”
I reply:
* “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
* “Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”
* “Reading is the basics for all learning.”
* “I don’t think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.”
* “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
* “It’s one thing about insurance, that’s a Washington term.”
etc.
(http://www.slate.com/id/76886/)
September 25th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
This is just brilliant! Fantastic work, VRWC. “My trust in Helen Clark is never to come back…”
September 25th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poHqS5F_goA
“”I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.”
September 25th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
murray..gotcha..!..hahahaha…
u said..”Phil you phucked up rehab dropout..”
now listen murray..i never dropped out of rehab…hence my current (infuriating to some) sparkling good health..eh..?
(i’ll frogmarch you up and down a series of steep hills any day murray…i walk my dogs three times a day…(long walks)..good for the waistline/training..eh..?..)
btw..how’s the liver..?..and the gut..?..(last time i saw you you looked like you were nearly ‘due’..)
still in that same physical uncondition..?
(something else you need to take care of..eh..?..)
you know that at your age..you’ll have to stop soon…or you’ll cut 20 years off your life..
and..i didn’t say you wrote for sir humphreys..but you host their friday night mutual massage…and live in their comments column..
and like them..are a major climate-denier..
(i notice you don’t go near those awkward questions i asked..y’know about your heros branson/murdoch turning on you..and going green..
i know..i know..it must hurt..
i feel/hear your pain/anger..
u said..”..just because you’ve banned at multiple sites including mine..”
oo-err..you and humph…my life is somehow..the lesser .eh..?
(fuck..you’re funny murray..)
then you just branch out into total fantasy land..
wtf have i got to be paranoid about…?..you silly little man..
y’know..i brought more to humphs than i took away..so that’s their fuckin’ loss..
and i think i made one comment on yours..and ..banned..!
(as i said..you are fuckin’ funny murray…and give my smile muscles a serious workout..)
(consider yourself bitch-slapped..eh.murray..?.
tee-hee!..)
phil(whoar.co.nz)
September 25th, 2006 at 5:42 pm
Would they be Poodles by any chance phil u ?
September 25th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Bit pointless making a “satire” when there is a perfectly good song already out there.
The time has come
to say fair’s fair
to pay the rent
to pay our share
The time has come
a fact’s a fact
it belongs to them
lets give it back.
Except, of course, Peter Garret is now a labor mp.
September 25th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Do even you read the crap you type phil? Uncapitalised random thought streams with illiterate punctuation.
Such pearls!
I can’t be bothered, I work for a living and even then it’s down to a choice of reading your alledged contribution or scratching my ass.
The losing teams yappy little lap dog who gets banned everywhere he goes for piddling on the carpet. Your parents must be so proud.
September 25th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
no burt..no..they wouldn’t be poodles..
(a fine highly intelligent breed..btw..
some years back i had the privilege of caring for a standard poodle…
(you’d like golden labs..wouldn’t you burt..?..)
phil(whoar.co.nz)
September 25th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
murray..you said..
“..I can’t be bothered, I work for a living and even then it’s down to a choice of reading your alledged contribution or scratching my ass…”
now..read that again..will you..
it dosen’t make any sense..murray..
(have you been on the happy-juice..?..again.?.)
murray…?..)
you haven’t taken on board what i advised you about your physical condition..have you murray..?
ah well..you can lead a murray to water etc..etc…
eh..?
i really think you need some dietary advice ..for that bile conition you have..eh..?
phil(whoar.co.nz)
still no word on the branson/murdoch ‘betrayal’..?
too soon..?
September 25th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
A phule is someone who doesn’t know when to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
September 26th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Only three? That’s easy. Drew Carey, Jerry Lewis and Jackie Mason.
September 26th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Only three? Too easy. Drew Carey, Jerry Lewis and Jackie Mason.
September 26th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
I have to say Pat that only one of those is funny (Jackie Mason)
But he and PJ O’Rourke where the two I was thinking of.
September 26th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
The demand was for three, now the demand is that they actually be funny. What’s next, three conservative comedians that are funny, left-handed and Libras?
September 26th, 2006 at 4:46 pm
Not trying to be funny Pat but what I wrote was
“But we can settle it, name three great Conservative (with a large C) comedians”
Drew Carey and Jerry Lewis “great”?
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