“But we can settle it, name three great Conservative (with a large C) comedians”

Drew Carey and Jerry Lewis “great”?

But he and PJ O’Rourke where the two I was thinking of.

“..I can’t be bothered, I work for a living and even then it’s down to a choice of reading your alledged contribution or scratching my ass…”

now..read that again..will you..

it dosen’t make any sense..murray..

(have you been on the happy-juice..?..again.?.)

murray…?..)

you haven’t taken on board what i advised you about your physical condition..have you murray..?

ah well..you can lead a murray to water etc..etc…

eh..?

i really think you need some dietary advice ..for that bile conition you have..eh..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)

still no word on the branson/murdoch ‘betrayal’..?

too soon..?

(a fine highly intelligent breed..btw..
some years back i had the privilege of caring for a standard poodle…

(you’d like golden labs..wouldn’t you burt..?..)

phil(whoar.co.nz)

Such pearls!

I can’t be bothered, I work for a living and even then it’s down to a choice of reading your alledged contribution or scratching my ass.

The losing teams yappy little lap dog who gets banned everywhere he goes for piddling on the carpet. Your parents must be so proud.

The time has come
to say fair’s fair
to pay the rent
to pay our share

The time has come
a fact’s a fact
it belongs to them
lets give it back.

Except, of course, Peter Garret is now a labor mp.

u said..”Phil you phucked up rehab dropout..”

now listen murray..i never dropped out of rehab…hence my current (infuriating to some) sparkling good health..eh..?
(i’ll frogmarch you up and down a series of steep hills any day murray…i walk my dogs three times a day…(long walks)..good for the waistline/training..eh..?..)

btw..how’s the liver..?..and the gut..?..(last time i saw you you looked like you were nearly ‘due’..)

still in that same physical uncondition..?

(something else you need to take care of..eh..?..)

you know that at your age..you’ll have to stop soon…or you’ll cut 20 years off your life..

and..i didn’t say you wrote for sir humphreys..but you host their friday night mutual massage…and live in their comments column..
and like them..are a major climate-denier..

(i notice you don’t go near those awkward questions i asked..y’know about your heros branson/murdoch turning on you..and going green..
i know..i know..it must hurt..

i feel/hear your pain/anger..

u said..”..just because you’ve banned at multiple sites including mine..”

oo-err..you and humph…my life is somehow..the lesser .eh..?
(fuck..you’re funny murray..)

then you just branch out into total fantasy land..

wtf have i got to be paranoid about…?..you silly little man..

y’know..i brought more to humphs than i took away..so that’s their fuckin’ loss..

and i think i made one comment on yours..and ..banned..!

(as i said..you are fuckin’ funny murray…and give my smile muscles a serious workout..)

(consider yourself bitch-slapped..eh.murray..?.

tee-hee!..)

phil(whoar.co.nz)

“”I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.”

I reply:
* “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”
* “Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?”
* “Reading is the basics for all learning.”
* “I don’t think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.”
* “Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
* “It’s one thing about insurance, that’s a Washington term.”

etc.
(http://www.slate.com/id/76886/)

As awlays you’ve arived slinging about your own abuse, claims of racism and bile about like confetti at a wedding than acuse anyone who notices of being a racist.

Times up you sad tired neverwasbeen.

We’re not buying that sort of crap from dear leader and we’re sure as hell not taking it from drop kick troll.

(get with the play..eh murray..?..)

btw..how are you and the climate-change deniers at humpreys handling your heros..(murdoch/branson) suddenly going all greeny on you..?

oh.!.that’s right..you just ignore inconvenient facts..eh murray..

that and that total lack of any sense of humour is what defines the right..eh..?

and you would be the walking example of that..?

wouldn’t you murray..?

phil(whoar.co.nz)

(maybe you just need to take some drugs murray…?
on second thoughts..don’t..!

uptight fucks like you are the prime candidates for freakouts..eh..?

you just stick with your piss and bile..eh murray..

stay with what you know so well..eh..?

Oh wait, the second the walking anti-drug ad came in.