A question?
If a PR firm is allowed to offer prizes for the first journalist who who uses the word “starkish” in a news story, am I allowed to offer a prize for the first journalist to ask the PM at her press conference a question which has the term “panty-slut boy” in it?
And if so, what should the prize be?
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Tags: Humour
November 27th, 2006 at 9:18 am
A carton of cigarettes and some more books for new roomie Tim Selwyn.
November 27th, 2006 at 9:20 am
dude,you stealing my material??
im gonna make it my personal goal to ensure no one forgets the name – Panty slut boy!!!!
anyone good with photoshop? get a pic of DPB, put him in a super hero costume.. email it out.
maybe we could do a comic? Helen and the panty slut boy!
November 27th, 2006 at 10:36 am
I’ll offer a chocolate fish to the first journalist who calls Dr Brash ‘Mandy’.
November 27th, 2006 at 11:14 am
A set of clothespegs.
November 27th, 2006 at 11:16 am
And I’ll give the first journalist who asks H1 who else she knows is a member of Southern Kinks a chocolate fish. Hell for that I might even be prepared to offer a whole box.
November 27th, 2006 at 11:17 am
I’ll offer a Whaleoil T-Shirt plus a DVD of all my Video’s including the Panty Slut Boy Video.
November 27th, 2006 at 11:39 am
The prize should be an evening to remember with panty-slut boy himself.
Complete with full puppy play regalia: leash, collar, bowl, dirt-box and tennis ball.
November 27th, 2006 at 11:51 am
A one-way ticket to aussie because they have no future here for questioning the symbiont of helengrad
November 27th, 2006 at 11:51 am
http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/node/3383#comment
Maybe a free dvd of this – and all other whaleoil clips – all great – but this is one of the funniest (until you realise that there are similarities between his private activities and what he did in the classroom and you become very concerned.)
November 27th, 2006 at 11:52 am
Take2CupsofFlour – That is just sick!
November 27th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Similarities????
The man was acting out his sexual fetishes if this is true. As yet he’s only complained he doesn’t have the TIME to join a sex club.
Not exactly an emphatic denial is it.
November 27th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Whaleoil
YUCK!!!! please I’m trying to eat my lunch, the thought of sitting down and watching Panty Slut Boy in action is just wrong wrong wrong.
November 27th, 2006 at 12:25 pm
A T-shirt proclaiming “I am a bottom-feeding sleazebag?”
Really, David, I’d expected better of you than to be pushing this pile of swill. What consenting adults do in their (or other people’s) bedrooms is their business, not anyone else’s. You stood on that principle where Don Brash was concerned; it would be nice if you showed some integrity and also applied it to your political enemies.
But I forget: you’re a spindoctor and an operative – roles which pretty much rule that out.
November 27th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Oops it looks like idiot/savant doesn’t have a sense of homour and can’t read it was Whale Oil who offered the T-shirt and the article was tagged humour so wasn’t supposed to be taken seriously. Well atleast the idiot part of the name is correct
November 27th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
As DBP was one of those who outed Don’s alleged affair, I have very little sympathy for him. Perhaps there is a lesson about not throwing stones in glasshouses.
If the expose was on nameless Backbencher X, I would be appalled. But Benson-Pope by his actions re Brash, set himself up for this.
And considering the story has been covered in the ODT and the Herald, me making a singular humourous reference to it is hardly over the top. It’s a bit like expecting me not to make cigar jokes after the Starr Report came out.
And in case you accuse me of having humour only at my opponents – not true. When the YNs were ordered to pull down off their website the image of Helen as Darth Vader, I suggested instead they get a photo of Han Solo kissing Princess Leia, photoshop Don’s head onto Ham Solo and stick that next to the Darth Vader image as a show of balance. For some reason they were not keen on my suggestion.
Plus regardless of whether or not one approves of Investigate exposing DBP’s sex life, there’s just as much right to joke about a nickname of “panty-slut boy” as people did to joke about Don as Don Juan etc. I mean seriously how can one not.
November 27th, 2006 at 7:47 pm
David is exactly right.
Since I am in Perth I have been unable to see what the NZ papers have had on the front pages.
However, growing up in the UK, I can assure that the UK tabloids would have given Panty Slut Boy the full treatment.
I remember when former cabinet minister David Melor was in trouble for his affair with a one-legged porn star.
He made love to her in his Chelsea Soccer Strip
So that is what the Sun graphic’s team mocked up complete with “Mellor made love in chelsea strip ‘ headline.
Now, if there’s any rich businessmen out there who want to set up a right-wing tabloid in NZ.
I’ll only be too happy to offer my services as editor.
Imagine what fun we could have.
November 27th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Idiot/Savant: Sorry, but this aspect of DBP’s private life should definitely be open to scrutiny. There is nothing gratuitous at all about it: it indicates views and values that may (will?) influence his voting on a range of issues.
I would expect the media to pursue this until the questions are answered properly.
November 27th, 2006 at 10:33 pm
I’ll give $100 to a journalist who asks H2 a question, any question.
January 9th, 2007 at 6:35 am
My life’s been basically bland today. More or less nothing seems worth thinking about. My mind is like an empty room. I’ve more or less been doing nothing to speak of. Not much on my mind recently.
January 13th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. What can I say? I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning, but pfft. Not that it matters. Pretty much nothing exciting happening to speak of. I haven’t been up to much these days.
February 10th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Not much on my mind lately. My life’s been completely boring these days. I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.
February 16th, 2007 at 9:04 am
I just don’t have anything to say right now. I haven’t been up to anything recently, but it’s not important. I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.
February 27th, 2007 at 11:58 am
Not much on my mind. I don’t care. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me , but shrug. Whatever. I feel like a void.
March 2nd, 2007 at 4:41 am
I haven’t been up to anything today. I don’t care. I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. Basically not much happening right now. Maybe tomorrow. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:12 am
Basically nothing noteworthy happening right now, but eh. Today was a complete loss. I haven’t been up to much recently. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.
March 11th, 2007 at 9:02 am
I just don’t have anything to say right now. I haven’t been up to anything recently, but it’s not important. I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.
March 15th, 2007 at 12:51 am
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen, but I don’t care. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
April 1st, 2007 at 6:12 am
I haven’t been up to much today. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me. Basically nothing seems worth bothering with. I’ve just been hanging out doing nothing. I just don’t have anything to say right now. More or less nothing happening.
April 2nd, 2007 at 8:00 pm
I haven’t been up to anything recently, but so it goes. Such is life. What can I say? Pretty much not much exciting going on to speak of. I haven’t gotten much done lately, but I don’t care.
April 4th, 2007 at 10:33 am
Not much on my mind. I don’t care. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me , but shrug. Whatever. I feel like a void.
April 5th, 2007 at 8:37 pm
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. Whatever. Not much on my mind lately. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
April 8th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
My mind is like a bunch of nothing, but I guess it doesn’t bother me. I haven’t been up to anything recently. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing to speak of.
April 11th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
I can’t be bothered with anything these days, but shrug. I just don’t have anything to say recently. I haven’t gotten much done recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about.
April 11th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
I haven’t been up to much lately. I’ve basically been doing nothing , but it’s not important. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me lately.
April 12th, 2007 at 3:14 am
I haven’t been up to anything these days. So it goes. I can’t be bothered with anything these days.
April 12th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Basically nothing noteworthy happening right now, but eh. Today was a complete loss. I haven’t been up to much recently. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.
April 12th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
I haven’t been up to much these days. Today was a loss. Nothing seems important. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me these days.
April 13th, 2007 at 8:16 am
Not much on my mind lately. My life’s been completely boring these days. I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.
April 13th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
I just don’t have anything to say. Not that it matters. Eh. I’ve just been staying at home doing nothing, but I don’t care. That’s how it is.
April 13th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
I haven’t been up to much these days. Today was a loss. Nothing seems important. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me these days.
April 14th, 2007 at 6:19 am
I haven’t gotten anything done recently. I’ve just been hanging out doing nothing. I haven’t been up to anything these days, but it’s not important. Today was a total loss.
April 14th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
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April 14th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
I haven’t gotten anything done recently. I’ve just been hanging out doing nothing. I haven’t been up to anything these days, but it’s not important. Today was a total loss.
April 15th, 2007 at 12:56 am
I feel like an empty room, but eh. Nothing seems worth doing. I haven’t gotten much done today.
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April 15th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I haven’t been up to much these days. I just don’t have much to say right now. I can’t be bothered with anything , but whatever.
April 15th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Not much on my mind lately. My life’s been completely boring these days. I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.
April 16th, 2007 at 5:20 am
I haven’t gotten anything done today. I feel like a fog, but what can I say? I’ve just been letting everything wash over me lately, not that it matters. Shrug.
April 16th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
I just don’t have anything to say. Not that it matters. Eh. I’ve just been staying at home doing nothing, but I don’t care. That’s how it is.
April 16th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
I haven’t been up to anything these days. So it goes. I can’t be bothered with anything these days.
April 17th, 2007 at 6:20 am
I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning. My life’s been pretty unremarkable these days. Eh.
April 17th, 2007 at 9:34 am
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen, but I don’t care. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
April 18th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
retty much nothing seems worth thinking about. My life’s been completely dull , not that it matters. I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen.
April 18th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
I feel like a complete blank, but I don’t care. Pfft. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.
April 19th, 2007 at 12:11 am
I feel like a complete blank, but I don’t care. Pfft. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.
April 19th, 2007 at 1:22 am
Not much on my mind right now, but it’s not important. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me. I just don’t have anything to say right now.
April 19th, 2007 at 2:11 am
I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. I guess it doesn’t bother me. Shrug. I haven’t been up to anything. I haven’t gotten much done today.
April 19th, 2007 at 9:21 am
I haven’t been up to anything today. I don’t care. I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. Basically not much happening right now. Maybe tomorrow. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
April 19th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Not much on my mind. I don’t care. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me , but shrug. Whatever. I feel like a void.
April 19th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. What can I say? I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning, but pfft. Not that it matters. Pretty much nothing exciting happening to speak of. I haven’t been up to much these days.
April 20th, 2007 at 1:25 am
I haven’t gotten anything done recently. I’ve just been hanging out doing nothing. I haven’t been up to anything these days, but it’s not important. Today was a total loss.
April 20th, 2007 at 4:12 am
I can’t be bothered with anything these days, but shrug. I just don’t have anything to say recently. I haven’t gotten much done recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about.
April 20th, 2007 at 5:33 am
Not much on my mind lately. My life’s been completely boring these days. I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
I just don’t have anything to say right now. I haven’t been up to anything recently, but it’s not important. I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.
April 20th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning. My life’s been pretty unremarkable these days. Eh.
April 20th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
I feel like a complete blank, but I don’t care. Pfft. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.
April 20th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
I just don’t have much to say these days, but so it goes. Today was a total loss. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
April 20th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
I’ve more or less been doing nothing worth mentioning, but eh. My life’s been really bland today. I don’t care. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me these days. That’s how it is.
April 21st, 2007 at 12:14 am
I just don’t have much to say recently. Such is life. I’ve basically been doing nothing. Basically nothing seems worth bothering with. Oh well.
April 21st, 2007 at 1:30 am
My life’s been basically bland today. More or less nothing seems worth thinking about. My mind is like an empty room. I’ve more or less been doing nothing to speak of. Not much on my mind recently.
April 21st, 2007 at 8:57 am
I haven’t been up to anything today. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about. I haven’t gotten anything done recently, but oh well. Not much noteworthy going on worth mentioning.
April 21st, 2007 at 9:41 am
Not much on my mind these days, but what can I say? It’s not important. I just don’t have much to say lately. I’ve just been letting everything pass me by recently, but eh.
April 21st, 2007 at 6:27 pm
I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning. My life’s been pretty unremarkable these days. Eh.
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:25 am
I haven’t been up to anything these days. So it goes. I can’t be bothered with anything these days.
April 22nd, 2007 at 3:58 am
I haven’t been up to anything today. I don’t care. I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. Basically not much happening right now. Maybe tomorrow. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
April 22nd, 2007 at 10:14 am
I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. What can I say? I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning, but pfft. Not that it matters. Pretty much nothing exciting happening to speak of. I haven’t been up to much these days.
April 22nd, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. Whatever. Not much on my mind lately. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
April 22nd, 2007 at 1:34 pm
I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. I guess it doesn’t bother me. Shrug. I haven’t been up to anything. I haven’t gotten much done today.
April 22nd, 2007 at 11:18 pm
My life’s been pretty dull recently. Shrug. My mind is like a void. I haven’t gotten anything done lately. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
April 23rd, 2007 at 12:12 am
I haven’t gotten anything done recently. I’ve just been hanging out doing nothing. I haven’t been up to anything these days, but it’s not important. Today was a total loss.
April 23rd, 2007 at 4:21 am
I haven’t been up to much lately. I’ve basically been doing nothing , but it’s not important. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me lately.
April 23rd, 2007 at 12:18 pm
My life’s been pretty dull recently. Shrug. My mind is like a void. I haven’t gotten anything done lately. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
April 23rd, 2007 at 5:54 pm
Not much on my mind lately. My life’s been completely boring these days. I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.
April 23rd, 2007 at 11:40 pm
I haven’t gotten anything done recently. I’ve just been hanging out doing nothing. I haven’t been up to anything these days, but it’s not important. Today was a total loss.
April 24th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
I feel like an empty room, but eh. Nothing seems worth doing. I haven’t gotten much done today.
April 24th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
I just don’t have anything to say , but shrug. So it goes. Not much on my mind recently. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
April 24th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
I just don’t have anything to say. Not that it matters. Eh. I’ve just been staying at home doing nothing, but I don’t care. That’s how it is.
April 25th, 2007 at 12:09 am
I can’t be bothered with anything these days, but shrug. I just don’t have anything to say recently. I haven’t gotten much done recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about.
April 25th, 2007 at 7:39 am
I just don’t have much to say recently. Such is life. I’ve basically been doing nothing. Basically nothing seems worth bothering with. Oh well.
April 25th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Not much on my mind these days, but what can I say? It’s not important. I just don’t have much to say lately. I’ve just been letting everything pass me by recently, but eh.
April 25th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. What can I say? I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning, but pfft. Not that it matters. Pretty much nothing exciting happening to speak of. I haven’t been up to much these days.
April 26th, 2007 at 1:25 am
I haven’t gotten anything done recently. I’ve just been hanging out doing nothing. I haven’t been up to anything these days, but it’s not important. Today was a total loss.
April 26th, 2007 at 3:05 am
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. Whatever. Not much on my mind lately. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
April 26th, 2007 at 7:12 am
I’ve just been staying at home not getting anything done. I guess it doesn’t bother me. Shrug. I haven’t been up to anything. I haven’t gotten much done today.
April 26th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Basically nothing noteworthy happening right now, but eh. Today was a complete loss. I haven’t been up to much recently. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.
April 26th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Not much on my mind. I don’t care. I’ve just been letting everything happen without me , but shrug. Whatever. I feel like a void.
April 26th, 2007 at 4:31 pm
I haven’t been up to anything these days. So it goes. I can’t be bothered with anything these days.
April 27th, 2007 at 2:57 am
I haven’t been up to anything today. I can’t be bothered with anything recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about. I haven’t gotten anything done recently, but oh well. Not much noteworthy going on worth mentioning.
April 27th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
I just don’t have much to say these days, but so it goes. Today was a total loss. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
April 27th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
I just don’t have anything to say right now. I haven’t been up to anything recently, but it’s not important. I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.
April 27th, 2007 at 10:39 pm
I can’t be bothered with anything these days, but shrug. I just don’t have anything to say recently. I haven’t gotten much done recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about.
April 28th, 2007 at 3:10 am
Basically nothing noteworthy happening right now, but eh. Today was a complete loss. I haven’t been up to much recently. I’ve pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.
April 28th, 2007 at 11:18 am
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen. Whatever. Not much on my mind lately. I guess it doesn’t bother me.
April 28th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
I just don’t have anything to say right now. I haven’t been up to anything recently, but it’s not important. I’ve just been sitting around waiting for something to happen, but shrug.
April 28th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
I just don’t have anything to say. Not that it matters. Eh. I’ve just been staying at home doing nothing, but I don’t care. That’s how it is.
April 29th, 2007 at 1:27 am
I just don’t have anything to say. Not that it matters. Eh. I’ve just been staying at home doing nothing, but I don’t care. That’s how it is.
April 29th, 2007 at 3:49 am
I can’t be bothered with anything these days, but such is life. I don’t care. So it goes. More or less nothing seems worth thinking about. I’ve just been hanging out waiting for something to happen, but that’s how it is.
April 29th, 2007 at 8:00 am
I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen, but I don’t care. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I can’t be bothered with anything recently.
April 29th, 2007 at 10:23 am
I haven’t gotten anything done today. I feel like a fog, but what can I say? I’ve just been letting everything wash over me lately, not that it matters. Shrug.
April 29th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
retty much nothing seems worth thinking about. My life’s been completely dull , not that it matters. I’ve just been staying at home waiting for something to happen.
April 29th, 2007 at 8:00 pm
I’ve just been hanging out not getting anything done. What can I say? I’ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning, but pfft. Not that it matters. Pretty much nothing exciting happening to speak of. I haven’t been up to much these days.
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