Smart Aussies
When the Greens in NZ protest battery hen farming they put Sue Kedgley in a cage, resist the temptation to lose the key, and generally has everyone laughing at the MPs in the cage. Not very effective.
Those Aussies are cunning buggers though. They get model Imogen Bailey to be the one to go in the cage, and in a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel, are auctioning the rights on E-Bay to share the cage with Imogen.
Now how much money would you make auctioning off the rights to be in a cage with Sue Kedgley? Not even her fellow MPs would be bidding. In fact the only way one could make money is if it ws to guarantee you do not have to go in the cage with her.
But as for quality time with Imogen, well the auction is here and with a week to go I am sure the bidding will go into the hundreds or thousands.
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Says it all…a tale of two cities.
Though Aust. Green reliance on a market mechanism like an “auction” (spit) is disturbing for we believers.
And Imy hasn’t added maximum value by hopping into the bikini yet.
February 23rd, 2007 at 12:59 pm
> Now how much money would you make auctioning off the rights to be in a cage with Sue Kedgley?
Well, I hear that one person would like to be left alone with Sue Bradford and might be prepared to a lot for the pleasure.
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:13 pm
They’re bloody chooks. Their function is to lay eggs for us to eat then to be finger licken good themselves.
If they wanted a better deal they should have gotten thumbs like we did.
When you spent your summers growing up shoveling their crap for 50 cents an hour it’s hard to care what they feel about the deal. It does however condition you to living under Labour.
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:18 pm
There’s quite a few wimmin on the political left who would bid pretty high to be in a cage with Imogene..
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:58 pm
I think Sue Kedgeley was protesting sow crates.
February 23rd, 2007 at 1:59 pm
You didn’t mention that you also have to share the crate with a doctor guy with bad hair wearing pyjama bottoms…
And it’s only half an hour… sheesh.
February 23rd, 2007 at 2:14 pm
There are people who would gut themselves and gnaw off their own arms in order to escape between the bars if they were shut in with either of the two Sue’s.
February 23rd, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Murray:
If they wanted a better deal they should have gotten thumbs like we did.
What a silly comment.
February 23rd, 2007 at 4:49 pm
“no matter where you are in the world,
you are not far from the grave of a dead chicken.”
February 23rd, 2007 at 5:25 pm
archeropterix
What a pointless comment.
It’s called being at the the top of the food chain, deal with it.
February 23rd, 2007 at 6:32 pm
it’s called being at the the top of the food chain, deal with it.
What do you mean by that? Nothing preys on us? That statement is inaccurate & silly too.
Your ideas are based on antiquated philosophy & generalisation. I don’t think you’ve really thought them through.
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:16 pm
1st white pointer: That was tasy.
2nd white pointer: Bit stringy in parts, but not too bad at all. What was on that label sewn into it’s togs?
1st white pointer: I dunno, I think it said “Murray”.
2nd white pointer: Didn’t seem to happy though, did he? Heh.
1st white pointer: Yeah, right up to the point I gnawed his head off, he was yelling “You can’t do this to me, I’m top of the bloody food chain!”
;-P
Seriously though, I eat animals. I don’t want to stop. But I don’t want them tortured from birth to death so I can do so when it’s not necessary… and especially when such treatment makes them taste like crap whereas the alternative, happy ones, taste much better.
February 23rd, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Ya thunk archer-o might appreciate HSTs “dumber than 9 chickens”?
February 23rd, 2007 at 11:47 pm
I am 100% in support of whatever-it-is Imogen’s being auctioned for.
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