Business Book Title Competition

Fronde CEO Jim Donovan blogged a few days ago about how almost anything, no matter how stupid, can be made into a business book title such as “Management secrets of the Carmelite Nuns”.
He started thinking about Kiwi variants and came up with:
* The Jerry Collins guide to ambush marketing
* Building a global brand on a limited budget, by Nicole Begg
And I contributed:
* How to build a business on belief by Brian Tamaki
* Climbing to the Top in Business by Ed Hillary
* The importance of working in unison by the Ever-Swindells
Anyway this has prompted Jim to start a competition for the best Kiwi business book title. Head over there with your suggested titles. The winner gets public acclaim and some beers with Jim. Entries close on Friday evening. Just keep it clean as his is a nice business blog!

May 9th, 2007 at 9:39 am
Plucking the goose before it squawks, by Dr Cullen.
May 9th, 2007 at 10:07 am
Economics for Dummies.
Michael Cullen
May 9th, 2007 at 10:31 am
“Marketing Disasters – A study of brand destruction” by the Exclusive Brethren
May 9th, 2007 at 10:35 am
“Boiling the Frog” by Michael Cullen
May 9th, 2007 at 11:13 am
‘The Five Minute MBA’ by Wayne Brown
Oh, hang on – I think that one’s in stores already.
May 9th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
“The Bible and Children, a post-modernist interpretation” by Graham Capill
May 9th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
New Zealand 2005 Party Election Funding Rules- (2007 Revevised Version)- Helen Clark
May 9th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
“Caveat Emptor- The investors guide to artwork” by Helen Clark
“Coping with the P problem”- Dover Samuels
“Sugar Cane Me- A study on alternate energies” David Benson Pope
May 9th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
How to win in politics, Don Brash
May 9th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
“Chronic Trolling & Lost Productivity” An employers guide to internet abuse by staff.
Francis Richard McCranium
May 9th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Doing your business in public – Jerry Collins
Aiming for the top and getting a head – Dick Cheney
Smoke and mirrors: A complete guide to growing your business without growing your business (60 volumes) – ENRON
“But my wife’s from Singapore”: An introduction to race relations, business and politics – Dhon Brasjh
May 9th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Discussions on the Internet – by anon
May 9th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
How to win friends online-Murray.
May 9th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
“Preventing problems before they occur – The NZ Parole Board approach”
May 9th, 2007 at 6:21 pm
How to play it both ways and stay at the top year after year – Helen Clark.
May 9th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
How NCEA saved My Career and Yours by Bill English
May 9th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Leadership at the speed of genius – Dick Hubbard
May 9th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
The Buyers Guide to elections 2005 By Helen Clark.
May 9th, 2007 at 9:04 pm
Overcoming work place bullying- By Kevin Brady
May 9th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
Maximising your share price – Theresa Gattung
Winning government contracts: the insiders guide – Dr Tony Bierre
May 10th, 2007 at 4:31 am
Downsizing your Business, and yourself By Rodney Hide