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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the Police Commissioner!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the Police Commissioner!
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May 13th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
Im defintely not going to mention the words “pig-fucking’!
May 13th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
He saw the Police Commisioner coming!
May 13th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Love a duck!
Oh hes done that too.
May 13th, 2007 at 2:22 pm
..Birds of a feather, fluck together?
May 13th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
..or, perhaps to be ‘dinner’ by sometime between 6pm and 11pm tonight, would be my best shot.
May 13th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
Why did the police office cross the road?
He couldnt get his cock out of the chicken.
May 13th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Because a broad was chasing him?
May 13th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
Or my personal favourite…Broad’s reaction when he saw the Investigate article…
“Bugger! We’re well and truly plucked now!”
May 13th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Bet you Trevor is worried
May 13th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Do you mean fishbowl….
because of Trve’s previous life????
May 13th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
that’s actually laugh-out-loud funny david..
phil(whoar.co.nz)
but i always thought the chicken crossed the road as an act of self-preservation..
..to go and move in/live with the vegans..
May 14th, 2007 at 8:11 am
Borad was just showing that you can in fact have a cock and pullet.
May 14th, 2007 at 8:13 am
Broad was just showing that you can in fact have a cock and pullet.
May 14th, 2007 at 9:21 am
I wonder if the “penguin sex” search term (which keeps showing up in Kiwiblog’s monthly stats) will now be replaced by “chicken sex”???
May 14th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Broad was sitting in a bar opposite the Prison having a few drinks and looking glum.
He showed his badge to the barman and said “you see this badge, I’ve worn it for over 20 years but do they call me Broad the Policeman? No.”
He took another drink and then pointed out the window at the prison and said “I’ve caught and locked up 000′s of crims but do they call me Broad the Crim Catcher? No.”
He took another drink. “You fuck just one chicken …”.
May 14th, 2007 at 1:03 pm
DPF I can’t believe that you would even joke about this. Beastiality is no laughing matter and usually involves extreme pain and suffering for the animals involved.
May 14th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
I joke about everything. And hello how many sheep shagging jokes get told in Aussie or NZ every day?
May 14th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
And hello how many sheep shagging jokes get told in Aussie or NZ every day?
I wouldn’t be joking about that either! Humans can’t “shag” sheep, they can only rape them.
May 14th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
And hello how many sheep shagging jokes get told in Aussie or NZ every day?
I wouldn’t be joking about that either! Humans can’t “shag” sheep, they can only rape them.
May 14th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Well Clueless you are very welcome not to joke about them.
May 14th, 2007 at 2:49 pm
I wouldn’t be joking about that either! Humans can’t “shag” sheep, they can only rape them.
Even if they’re the catcher?[/too much]
May 14th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
This is ridiculous. Howard loves chickens, here’s proof:
May 14th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
This is ridiculous. Howard loves chickens, here’s proof:
May 14th, 2007 at 7:52 pm
This is ridiculous. Howard loves chickens, here’s proof:
May 14th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Clueless:
If you have ever spent any time in rural areas, you would know that it is common for dogs to try to mount humans.
In those circumstances, it is hardly the humans that are raping the dogs.
I have also been told that farm workers are sometimes fellated by bobby calves.
Are they being raped as well?
May 14th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
This topic is pathetic.
David, you should know better than this.
May 15th, 2007 at 7:56 am
“I wouldn’t be joking about that either! Humans can’t “shag” sheep, they can only rape them.
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I agree, David is trying to pull the wool over our eyes.