America’s Cup Drinking Game Rules

June 28th, 2007 at 12:09 am by David Farrar

These rules invented tonight by DPF, Stoo, MikeE, Rasputin, Pamziewanzie and Molly May.

Drink one sip

* Penalty requested
* Mark rounded
* Error by crew
* Russell Coutts shuts the fuck up
* Lead changes

Finish your vessel

* Penalty awarded
* Mast snaps
* NZ wins race
* Peter Montgomery hits Russell Coutts

Finish the bottle (vodka)

* Boat sinks
* Peter Montgomery kills Russell Coutts

Let the race begin!

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14 Responses to “America’s Cup Drinking Game Rules”

  1. Kevin Says:

    Your rules are back-to-front…. Start by killing motormouth Montgomery so Coutts can get a word in edgeways!

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  2. Kevin Says:

    Your rules are back-to-front…. Start by killing Motormouth Montgomery so Coutts can get a word in edgeways!

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  3. Kevin Says:

    Your rules are back-to-front…. Start by killing Motormouth Montgomery so Coutts can get a word in edgeways!

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  4. Bearhunter Says:

    Hell of an echo in here….

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  5. cynic Says:

    Totally agree that PJ’s the issue, not Coutts.

    If you drank for every bit of PJ hysteria you’d last about half the first leg.

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  6. Pita Says:

    And for the folks back home who may not understand…WTF are you talking about?

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  7. pdm Says:

    I am with you guys – get rid of Peter (why use 5 words when you can use 55) Montgomery and give Coutts, Peter Lester, Tom Woodin etc a decent go.

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  8. JG Says:

    Coutts and Montgomery both have a place, but Coutts mike should override Montgomery’s so we can hear what he’s saying. Although Monty’s requests for Coutts to translate what he’d just said were handy.

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  9. monsta Says:

    How about drink one sip for each time PJ hits on Adele the camerawomen?

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  10. Horace Says:

    Pete Montcommentary was calling James Spitall “Jimmy” this morning.

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  11. mark Says:

    “How about drink one sip for each time PJ hits on Adele the camerawomen?”

    I think every viewer would be comatose before the racing actually starts ;)

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  12. mark Says:

    “How about drink one sip for each time PJ hits on Adele the camerawomen?”

    I think every viewer would be comatose before the racing actually starts ;)

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  13. Selma Bouvier Says:

    PJ has been doing the CUP for about as long as helen has been an MP. And he too is top of the class.
    Experience in politics counts as much as in yatching.
    Those that have only been around a few years may look flash but cant last the distance .
    We will see in 2008 the newcomers get trounced

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