$100 bribe if out in six hours after birth

Capital Coast Health is now giving mothers $100 if they leave the hospital within six hours of giving birth.

Why stop there.  How about $250 if they are out within one hour?  Even better $500 if they don’t even come into the hospital.

Or they could even make it a competition.  Have a daily pool of $2,000 and the first patient to discharge themselves gets 50%, the next one get 50% of the remainder and so on.