Guess who said this

December 2nd, 2007 at 7:38 pm by David Farrar

At Auckland Koru Club on Thursday and run into a fairly well known individual.  After exchanging pleasantries we discussed where we were both heading – myself to Wellington and she was going to Cromwell.  She was not looking froward to the flight, stating:

And the plane I’ll be travelling on will probably be smaller than some of the dicks I have had.

A boastful girl!

I won’t name her, or confirm guesses, but people can have fun guessing.

35 Responses to “Guess who said this”

  1. big bruv (15,559 comments) says:

    Bet it was not Helen

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  2. PaulL (6,056 comments) says:

    Sounds like cactus kate. Although no idea why she’d be going to Cromwell.

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  3. john (315 comments) says:

    Has she been screwed by my pitbull brutal, naa brutal has taste

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  4. Nick C (202 comments) says:

    Is it that Miss Ten you were raving about last month David?

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  5. dad4justice (7,881 comments) says:

    What is Auntie Smellon after a bad acid night ?

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  6. Insolent Prick (237 comments) says:

    It is something Cactus would say. Except she’d never go to Cromwell. My guess is a certain prominent business journalist.

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  7. Tauhei Notts (2,357 comments) says:

    There is an aerodrome at Queenstown.
    I doubt if there is an aerodrome at Cromwell.
    I think the slut was lost.
    But they did have a great day’s horse racing at Cromwell today.

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  8. dad4justice (7,881 comments) says:

    What is wrong with Cromwell ? I mean to say the North Islanders suck all the power from the region !!! The fishing is f##ked and Queenstown’s a mad circus .

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  9. Buggerlugs (1,453 comments) says:

    So her search for Cricket has extended to the South Island?

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  10. Stanley Climbfall (16 comments) says:

    Guess how big David’s dick is, bets open now.

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  11. Michaels (1,258 comments) says:

    Annette!!!! cause she’s had more experiance than most. back in the days when she was mates with the dame Herc, she certainly did her slutting.

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  12. Policy Parrot (75 comments) says:

    touche’ Buggerlugs

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  13. adam2314 (363 comments) says:

    The word was ” Dicks “.. Not Penis…

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  14. Grant McKenna (1,166 comments) says:

    To be froward is to be stubborn in one’s contrariness; I realise that it was a typo, but I’ll pretend that it was a clue; a woman who has turned DPF down…

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  15. redbus (93 comments) says:

    Katherine Rich.

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  16. Lee C (2,987 comments) says:

    Practically the whole female demographic of NZ?

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  17. Buggerlugs (1,453 comments) says:

    Guess how big David’s dick is, bets open now

    Congrats, DPF, like David Beckham, you now have an official stalker…

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  18. redbus (93 comments) says:

    Does the TAB do that?

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  19. Peak Oil Conspiracy (5,209 comments) says:

    Stan:

    Guess how big David’s dick is, bets open now.

    Gee Mr Cup Chicks, that’s really a low-blow, even by your standards. Did you choose to work in the supermarket (as you told us the other day) after that law internship?

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  20. Stanley Climbfall (16 comments) says:

    how is that a low blow? just comment in the same nature of the OP

    yes i chose to work in a supermarket because it’s only part time and gives me more time for my band, which i’m more passionate about than general practice. what’s your job?

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  21. David Farrar (1,767 comments) says:

    It’s 20 demerits all the same Stanley.

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  22. redbus (93 comments) says:

    What do you mean by demerit?

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  23. Peak Oil Conspiracy (5,209 comments) says:

    Redbus:

    Here’s a novel thought. Have you tried looking at the right-hand side of Kiwiblog’s main page? No? Try cruising over to http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/demerits

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  24. redbus (93 comments) says:

    Cheers, POC. Forgive me for not searching the entire site…

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  25. Brian Smaller (4,332 comments) says:

    I think it was Helen. After all, Cullen and Mallard are two of the biggest dicks around.

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  26. Michaels (1,258 comments) says:

    I still KNOW it must have been A. King. AND, POC, thanks for that link, never viewed it before. I still think dpf should not only give my points back but credit me as he agreed to whatever it was I happened to have said!!

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  27. kehua (119 comments) says:

    Sounds like Pam Corkery.

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  28. All Bound For Mumu Land (5 comments) says:

    Gawd, you pencil dicked sad sack.

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  29. Psycho Milt (3,368 comments) says:

    Jennie Shipley?

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  30. kiwi in america (2,686 comments) says:

    The boast is up Cactus Kate’s alley (so to speak) but she’s not “fairly well known”. My guess is Kerre Woodham although unsure if she and DPF are mates. Default would be the Hon Ms King.

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  31. Rob Hosking (64 comments) says:

    “And the plane I’ll be travelling on will probably be smaller than some of the dicks I have had.”

    And the engines will be powered by the same sort of AAA batteries.

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  32. Andrew Bannister (121 comments) says:

    DPF, here you write:
    “I won’t name her, or confirm guesses, but people can have fun guessing”

    and on the wikipedia vandalism post you comment you write:
    “Even though I probably opened this up by not yet naming them, probably best people don’t post their guesses as it is unfair to those who had nothing to do with it.”

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  33. hinamanu (1,407 comments) says:

    I’m guessing Tina.

    She sounds very independent and is very assertive.

    some one who gets what she wants.

    and looks like she does.

    Very tidy lady and easy to guess big libido.

    I’d drill her to China.

    Got a short memory though. I accepted her drinks invite but all her orgasms obviously clutter her mind.

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  34. James Sleep (471 comments) says:

    Georgina Beyer?

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  35. side show bob (3,476 comments) says:

    James is probably right, Georgine would know that most of the Liarbore party are full of big dicks.

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