Stupid

December 13th, 2007 at 10:27 am by David Farrar

The Manawatu Standard reports:

The man thought he was in for an early Christmas present when he got an alluring text offering him the friendly company of two young women.

They invited him around for some close attention, helpfully suggesting he get his gear off to save time. So off he went, reached the house, and threw his clothes through the front window prior to entering.

Trouble is, it was all a joke and the householder wasn’t two little lovelies pining for passion, but someone else altogether – who promptly called the police.

Seriously, how stupid (or horny) do you have to be to just walk naked into a house you’ve not been to before, merely on the basis of text messages?

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23 Responses to “Stupid”

  1. hinamanu (2,352 comments) says:

    Sounds like he saved the text,,

    Sadly, he’ll probably never find the cowards who sent it,

    still, at the end of the day he’s a nutbar

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  2. hinamanu (2,352 comments) says:

    I’m thinking an inbred deep south, south islander

    I’ve heard stories about them

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  3. Hoolian (220 comments) says:

    hinamanu – I don’t think a story like this can reflect on the pranksters. The guy is obviously a moron who is capable only of phemonomal stupidity. Hell, if I’d known he would have acted in this way – I would have sent the txt myself.

    Why didn’t he go to a hooker? There’s plenty of those in Palmerston North…

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  4. bearhunter (859 comments) says:

    You’re right Hoolian, there is a preponderance of ladies of negotiable affection in PN for some reason. Is there some social/economic/cultural reason for this? I mean the place has seven rub and tug shops at least.

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  5. Johnboy (14,876 comments) says:

    He was probably lucky the householder was not a two meter tall gay body builder.

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  6. hinamanu (2,352 comments) says:

    lol, come to think of it, I think I might know the guy.

    A guy in Palmy I was introduced to who immediately tried to bum $20 off me and offered me his GF sleeping in the next room.

    he went for a ride with the boys who never bought him back. They had punched him over and stranded him. One of the most unpopular people I have met in my life and one of the most dumbest who would be considered legally sane.

    This after only knowing him 10 mins. He has to be this cell phone guy.

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  7. hinamanu (2,352 comments) says:

    Not surprised there are so many brothels in Palmy Judging by all the dorklanders who move there. One has to wonder who has the most vision, the ho’s or Michael Laws.

    when he’s desperate for a voting issue the ho’s will have to go.
    Don’t think he’s a man who’s into the spirit of free competition.

    It’s all about him isn’t it

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  8. bearhunter (859 comments) says:

    He’s something of a ho himself. He’d do anything to get his name in the paper.

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  9. GPT1 (2,087 comments) says:

    It’s Palmerston North.

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  10. anonymouse (693 comments) says:

    hinamanu: They got the girl who sent it too!

    “Some time later the police caught up with the 17-year-old text sender, who was also offered diversion, for misusing a phone, when she appeared in the Palmerston North District Court last week”

    DPF, I assume that your comment should read ” A house you’ve been to before,”

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  11. PaulL (5,872 comments) says:

    Hinamu – Laws is Wanganui isn’t he. That is actually a different place, in case you were wondering.

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  12. hinamanu (2,352 comments) says:

    oh yeah,,

    But i wasn’t the only one to not notice,, lol

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  13. grumpyoldhori (2,410 comments) says:

    hinamanu
    Not the deep south dear boy,
    Canterbury is the place where they find people
    guilty because they are homosexual.

    Strange people in Christchurch, I understand.

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  14. Treetop (24 comments) says:

    Dom Post has carried the following story in their paper today re the Manawatu.

    Police issue public nakedness Warning

    “As the warmer weather arrives Manawatu police are asking people to contact them if they witness any indecent exposure… ” The story goes, on Tuesday at 7.30 pm at the Ashhurst Domain a 48 year old heavily intoxicated male exposed himself and performed an indecent act…” He sustained head injuries and was taken to hospital by ambulance as an assault resulted. “Police do not encourage the public to deal with incidents directly as they may potentially face charges as a result of any force.”

    Bound to be a third odd ball about the district.

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  15. bearhunter (859 comments) says:

    Well by definition a third ball WOULD be odd, wouldn’t it?

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  16. Treetop (24 comments) says:

    bearhunter: depends on how many people.

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  17. Lee C (4,516 comments) says:

    and their gender.

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  18. Psycho Milt (2,246 comments) says:

    Their sex. But we knew what you meant.

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  19. Grant McKenna (1,156 comments) says:

    You know, I got an email from a friend in Norway about the story. It was carried as “budgie on a skateboard” kind of story after the weather.

    Palmerston North- on the world map at last!

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  20. Inventory2 (10,088 comments) says:

    Palmerston North – world famous in the Manawatu!

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  21. hinamanu (2,352 comments) says:

    “Canterbury is the place where they find people
    guilty because they are homosexual.”

    I wasn’t talking bout gays.

    Just inbred nutbars which I realised wasn’t the case here.

    This thread has gone from Palmy to Wanganui, to the deep sth to ChCh.

    Is this all an excuse for some reminiscing?

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  22. hinamanu (2,352 comments) says:

    Uggh,,

    Norway as well.

    How do you keep yourself hidden in Palmy for 6 mnths?

    Hamiltons getting a visit!!

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  23. bearhunter (859 comments) says:

    I managed to remain hidden in PN for 10 years. But whatever you say about the place at least it has one decent pub and has never elected Michael Laws to anything.

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