But it’s obvious, really. Bill Gates is wealthy and therefore clearly part of the VRWC. So the True Type code for Trebuchet actually contains a trojan that looks for people typing silly leftist nonsense and actually puts it through a special filter which makes it utterly unintelligible to everyone while simultaneously (and here’s the real cunning bit) making the writer think he’s talking perfect sense.

Thus the digital Trebuchet is busy flinging vast chunks of nonsense all over the blogosphere. I hear The Standard has a particularly bad infection.

Fool on the Hill?

Um, let’s see now… parforming, writen, suficient, programs (meaning programmes)…

But you do get marks for getting medieval right, big boy!

Careful Bevan. You’re striking at the very heart of Phil’s beliefs about individuals vs. society!

Find out what HVFS stands for as well.

BTW “Artillery Hill” is the gun line area, not a nickname.

Thank you for the noble invitation Murray, however my attendance is dependent on various outside influences out of my control, so I must decline your inspirational offer. Maybe at a later time, who knows? These catapults intrigue me somewhat, as I can just about imagine the horrible feelings of the recipients of these weapons of war. Once in place and primed these structures would send the fear of God down any inhabitants in the castle under siege. I can’t help but laughing about David’s idea and wheeling one day to parliament, because you could fire me dressed as Batman through the windows of level 9. Just imagine the story lickspittle TVNZ could run 