Too good to resist

March 20th, 2008 at 11:26 am by David Farrar

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Oh these photos from the Dominion Post are too good to resist, so it is time. Refer to them as photo 1 and photo 2 for clarity.

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43 Responses to “Too good to resist”

  1. aardvark (417 comments) says:

    John Key: Look what we found under Dr Cullen’s mattress, billions of these.

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  2. Razork (375 comments) says:

    Photo 1.
    Ahh, I see by your six fingers you’re from the West coast too.

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  3. aardvark (417 comments) says:

    John Key: “We found billions of these under Dr Cullen’s mattress”

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  4. vto (1,128 comments) says:

    photo 1..kid on the left in reference to Razork above …

    “watch it O’Connor or I’ll knock ya block off. Been stained by the stains in Helengrad too long ay?”

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  5. BlairM (2,288 comments) says:

    PHOTO 2: “Ah it’s amazing, she still likes me more than Helen even though I feed her the same shit.”

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  6. big bruv (13,331 comments) says:

    Razork

    Did you have a specific west coast town in mind…might it be Hokitika?

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  7. Leg Break (89 comments) says:

    PHOTO 2: “Have I ever told you that when I was your age I also lived in a State House, and couldn’t afford real clothes?”

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  8. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    2..

    “this is our policy..to date..”

    2

    “and then the smiling financial markets reef-fish millionaire..came and saved all the new zealand people from the big-bad-clark..”

    2

    “no,no..!…brashy was the ‘bad’ one..i’m the ‘good’ one..!”

    1

    ‘the one on the right has just nappy-leaked on me..!’

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  9. Al-Girta (61 comments) says:

    Foto 1
    O’Connor’s newest HB DH Board members.

    Foto 2

    Fake turkey mush.

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  10. Peter (1,578 comments) says:

    #2

    The Smiling Assassin calmly hands a Young Nat her marching orders….

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  11. toad (3,670 comments) says:

    Photo 1: Good Catholic boys NEVER wear condoms!

    Photo 2: I grew up in a State house too… oh shit, she just puked in my hand!

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  12. big bruv (13,331 comments) says:

    Photo 2 “thats about the size of the tax cut your mum and dad will get from Cullen”

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  13. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    2

    “..no no..!..partial-privatisation dosen’t really mean ‘privatisation’..!”

    “..that’s very clever..!..a gerry-brownlee-biscuit..!”

    “..and then the sub-prime rot set in..and the whole biscuit crumbled away to nothing..”

    1

    “i get around..!”

    1

    (blond child on (our) left..)..”ew..!..you’ve got nits..!”

    1

    child third from (our) left..to child fourth from (our) left..

    “are you finding this as demeaning as i am..?”

    (response)..”who the hell is this person..?”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  14. Buggerlugs (1,609 comments) says:

    “Don’t eat them Helen! They’re just babies!”

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  15. Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left (762 comments) says:

    Photo 2:
    Girl “I like that toy”
    JK “me too”
    Girl “I dont like that toy now”
    JK “me too”
    Girl “I like you, you’re funny”
    JK “me too”

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  16. Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left (762 comments) says:

    Photo 1:
    See! I told you I’ve had sex four times!

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  17. Chris S (109 comments) says:

    Photo 2:
    “Try the dead rat, it’s delicious”

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  18. bearhunter (859 comments) says:

    Photo 1: “I don’t care what you say, ginger kids are funny.”

    Photo 2: “Honestly, child it’s not a bribe, it’s a biscuit…”

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  19. toby1845 (191 comments) says:

    Any pictures of David Benson-Pope, DPF? They would keep us amused for hours.

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  20. helmet (807 comments) says:

    Na they don’t let Benson-Pope near kids any more.

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  21. Paul (1,315 comments) says:

    John Key indoctrinating another into the Matrix with her first blue pill.

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  22. Deane Jessep (55 comments) says:

    Photo 2:

    “…now its finished you get some of Helen’s hair and Ill get the pins.”

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  23. helmet (807 comments) says:

    (unfortunate looking sulky ginga kid 2′nd kid from the left)

    Damien O’Connor gives Dianne Yates a goodbye hug.

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  24. Deane Jessep (55 comments) says:

    Photo 1:

    Marveling over the success of the latest round of labours clone a voter scheme, O’Connor never suspected the homicidal anti MP defect in every Blonde subject.

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  25. goodgod (1,363 comments) says:

    photo 1: “Are these the children we shall be eating this evening? …Excellent!”

    photo2: “…let this dissolve slowly on your tongue…”

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  26. Wycroft (871 comments) says:

    1) I know I’m getting on, but someone has to live on the West Coast

    2) So, we’d pass the currency from one hand to the other, and that’s called arbitrage

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  27. Conor (24 comments) says:

    Photo two –

    Tot: “So what’s your policy on 20 hours free Early Childhood Education then?”

    John Key: “Wuuushshhshshshh. Weeee wooo weeee wooo. Kaaapow. Smudgy.”

    Tot: “I’ve heard that you dribble a lot of crap. But I really had no idea.”

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  28. berend (1,634 comments) says:

    Photo two: Yes Helen, you really want that red pill.

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  29. dad4justice (7,791 comments) says:

    Photo 1 – Back with the family now ?Yeah right.

    Photo 2 – I didn’t think the Selwyn biscuit tasted any good at all Uncle John Boy.

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  30. Michael E (274 comments) says:

    Damian O’Connor meets the last four people who answered ‘yes’ when asked if Labour can be re-elected.

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  31. Mark (497 comments) says:

    Photo 1 – look Helen I found four children who aren’t scared of you.

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  32. battler (116 comments) says:

    Photo 2

    “Look honey, I know Damien O’conner had his photo taken with 4 babies, but it’s just you and me for this shot – my minders won’t let me in front of the camera with more than one baby at a time – it wouldn’t be a good look – you know – ecospheres collapsing, population control and all that – our “Blue Libs” ginger group headed up by Chris Finlayson are working with the Chinese Communists on “Population Policy”. Yes, really, I know it sounds strange, us Nats are meant to be the “freedom” and “strong families” party and all that, but it’s even on the internet at http://www.bluelibs.co.nz – “The Importance of Population Policy”.

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  33. Matt (223 comments) says:

    Photo 2: “Chocolate coated rat tastes great, I swear…”

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  34. Murray (8,838 comments) says:

    … and this is all we found of Cullen after the election.

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  35. Craig Ranapia (1,912 comments) says:

    Photo 1: “This is my personal contribution to the renewal of the Labour caucus.”

    Photo 2: “You want my cookie too? Piss off socialist scum.”

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  36. labrator (1,750 comments) says:

    Photo 1 : Damien O’Conner was once again pleased to have won the debating contest. However, not all of his competitors agreed with the decision.

    Photo 2: No really, it IS Brash’s soul. I got it reeeaaalll cheap.

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  37. Duxton (581 comments) says:

    David Benson-Pope with kids, heh heh.

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  38. Lee C (4,516 comments) says:

    Photo one:
    Seconds later, compulsory DNA tests were announced, and his little world came crashing down….
    photo 2:
    “And this is my Michael Cullen voodoo doll, listen how he squeaks when I do … this.”

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  39. checkthefacts (30 comments) says:

    Photo 1: Well, don’t you feel relieved I’m not in Christian Heritage?

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  40. Zippy Gonzales (485 comments) says:

    Photo 1: Damien O’Connor introduces the latest South Island Labour candidates.

    Photo 2: John Key shows off his new voodoo doll of Roger Douglas.

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  41. Deborah (156 comments) says:

    Oh dear. The photographer captured John Key in a real ‘chimp’ moment. Except that it’s also a real ‘father’ moment. I’m guessing that’s not his kid, but even so, he’s doing what every parent does when you are trying to get a kid to eat – you mimic the facial actions. I think it’s a very sweet photo.

    And the same with Damien O’Connor. He’s very happy with all those kids… which is lovely to see.

    So no captions from me. Just big ticks for both men.

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  42. reid (15,981 comments) says:

    As I keep saying, for captions, use crank. Check out these examples on FakeSteveJobs.

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  43. Razork (375 comments) says:

    BB
    how did you know?

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