Too good to resist
March 20th, 2008 at 11:26 am by David Farrar
Oh these photos from the Dominion Post are too good to resist, so it is caption contest time. Refer to them as photo 1 and photo 2 for clarity.
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March 20th, 2008 at 11:30 am
John Key: Look what we found under Dr Cullen’s mattress, billions of these.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Photo 1.
Vote:Ahh, I see by your six fingers you’re from the West coast too.
March 20th, 2008 at 11:37 am
John Key: “We found billions of these under Dr Cullen’s mattress”
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 11:37 am
photo 1..kid on the left in reference to Razork above …
“watch it O’Connor or I’ll knock ya block off. Been stained by the stains in Helengrad too long ay?”
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 11:38 am
PHOTO 2: “Ah it’s amazing, she still likes me more than Helen even though I feed her the same shit.”
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Razork
Did you have a specific west coast town in mind…might it be Hokitika?
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 11:42 am
PHOTO 2: “Have I ever told you that when I was your age I also lived in a State House, and couldn’t afford real clothes?”
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 11:48 am
2..
“this is our policy..to date..”
2
“and then the smiling financial markets reef-fish millionaire..came and saved all the new zealand people from the big-bad-clark..”
2
“no,no..!…brashy was the ‘bad’ one..i’m the ‘good’ one..!”
1
‘the one on the right has just nappy-leaked on me..!’
phil(whoar.co.nz)
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Foto 1
O’Connor’s newest HB DH Board members.
Foto 2
Fake turkey mush.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
#2
The Smiling Assassin calmly hands a Young Nat her marching orders….
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Photo 1: Good Catholic boys NEVER wear condoms!
Photo 2: I grew up in a State house too… oh shit, she just puked in my hand!
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Photo 2 “thats about the size of the tax cut your mum and dad will get from Cullen”
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
2
“..no no..!..partial-privatisation dosen’t really mean ‘privatisation’..!”
“..that’s very clever..!..a gerry-brownlee-biscuit..!”
“..and then the sub-prime rot set in..and the whole biscuit crumbled away to nothing..”
1
“i get around..!”
1
(blond child on (our) left..)..”ew..!..you’ve got nits..!”
1
child third from (our) left..to child fourth from (our) left..
“are you finding this as demeaning as i am..?”
(response)..”who the hell is this person..?”
phil(whoar.co.nz)
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
“Don’t eat them Helen! They’re just babies!”
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Photo 2:
Vote:Girl “I like that toy”
JK “me too”
Girl “I dont like that toy now”
JK “me too”
Girl “I like you, you’re funny”
JK “me too”
March 20th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Photo 1:
Vote:See! I told you I’ve had sex four times!
March 20th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Photo 2:
Vote:“Try the dead rat, it’s delicious”
March 20th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Photo 1: “I don’t care what you say, ginger kids are funny.”
Photo 2: “Honestly, child it’s not a bribe, it’s a biscuit…”
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Any pictures of David Benson-Pope, DPF? They would keep us amused for hours.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Na they don’t let Benson-Pope near kids any more.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
John Key indoctrinating another into the Matrix with her first blue pill.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Photo 2:
“…now its finished you get some of Helen’s hair and Ill get the pins.”
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
(unfortunate looking sulky ginga kid 2′nd kid from the left)
Damien O’Connor gives Dianne Yates a goodbye hug.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Photo 1:
Marveling over the success of the latest round of labours clone a voter scheme, O’Connor never suspected the homicidal anti MP defect in every Blonde subject.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
photo 1: “Are these the children we shall be eating this evening? …Excellent!”
photo2: “…let this dissolve slowly on your tongue…”
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
1) I know I’m getting on, but someone has to live on the West Coast
2) So, we’d pass the currency from one hand to the other, and that’s called arbitrage
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Photo two –
Tot: “So what’s your policy on 20 hours free Early Childhood Education then?”
John Key: “Wuuushshhshshshh. Weeee wooo weeee wooo. Kaaapow. Smudgy.”
Tot: “I’ve heard that you dribble a lot of crap. But I really had no idea.”
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Photo two: Yes Helen, you really want that red pill.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Photo 1 – Back with the family now ?Yeah right.
Photo 2 – I didn’t think the Selwyn biscuit tasted any good at all Uncle John Boy.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Damian O’Connor meets the last four people who answered ‘yes’ when asked if Labour can be re-elected.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Photo 1 – look Helen I found four children who aren’t scared of you.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Photo 2
“Look honey, I know Damien O’conner had his photo taken with 4 babies, but it’s just you and me for this shot – my minders won’t let me in front of the camera with more than one baby at a time – it wouldn’t be a good look – you know – ecospheres collapsing, population control and all that – our “Blue Libs” ginger group headed up by Chris Finlayson are working with the Chinese Communists on “Population Policy”. Yes, really, I know it sounds strange, us Nats are meant to be the “freedom” and “strong families” party and all that, but it’s even on the internet at http://www.bluelibs.co.nz – “The Importance of Population Policy”.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Photo 2: “Chocolate coated rat tastes great, I swear…”
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
… and this is all we found of Cullen after the election.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Photo 1: “This is my personal contribution to the renewal of the Labour caucus.”
Photo 2: “You want my cookie too? Piss off socialist scum.”
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Photo 1 : Damien O’Conner was once again pleased to have won the debating contest. However, not all of his competitors agreed with the decision.
Photo 2: No really, it IS Brash’s soul. I got it reeeaaalll cheap.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
David Benson-Pope with kids, heh heh.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Photo one:
Vote:Seconds later, compulsory DNA tests were announced, and his little world came crashing down….
photo 2:
“And this is my Michael Cullen voodoo doll, listen how he squeaks when I do … this.”
March 20th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Photo 1: Well, don’t you feel relieved I’m not in Christian Heritage?
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Photo 1: Damien O’Connor introduces the latest South Island Labour candidates.
Photo 2: John Key shows off his new voodoo doll of Roger Douglas.
Vote:March 20th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Oh dear. The photographer captured John Key in a real ‘chimp’ moment. Except that it’s also a real ‘father’ moment. I’m guessing that’s not his kid, but even so, he’s doing what every parent does when you are trying to get a kid to eat – you mimic the facial actions. I think it’s a very sweet photo.
And the same with Damien O’Connor. He’s very happy with all those kids… which is lovely to see.
So no captions from me. Just big ticks for both men.
Vote:March 21st, 2008 at 10:26 am
As I keep saying, for captions, use crank. Check out these examples on FakeSteveJobs.
Vote:March 22nd, 2008 at 4:55 pm
BB
Vote:how did you know?