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March 20, 2008 11:26am by David Farrar

Too good to resist

Oh these photos from the Dominion Post are too good to resist, so it is caption contest time. Refer to them as photo 1 and photo 2 for clarity.

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Damien O'Connor
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aardvark

John Key: Look what we found under Dr Cullen’s mattress, billions of these.
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March 20, 2008 11:30am
Razork

Photo 1.
Ahh, I see by your six fingers you’re from the West coast too.
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March 20, 2008 11:33am
aardvark

John Key: “We found billions of these under Dr Cullen’s mattress”
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March 20, 2008 11:37am
vto

photo 1..kid on the left in reference to Razork above …

“watch it O’Connor or I’ll knock ya block off. Been stained by the stains in Helengrad too long ay?”
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March 20, 2008 11:37am
BlairM

PHOTO 2: “Ah it’s amazing, she still likes me more than Helen even though I feed her the same shit.”
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March 20, 2008 11:38am
big bruv

Razork

Did you have a specific west coast town in mind…might it be Hokitika?
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March 20, 2008 11:39am
Leg Break

PHOTO 2: “Have I ever told you that when I was your age I also lived in a State House, and couldn’t afford real clothes?”
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March 20, 2008 11:42am
philu

2..

“this is our policy..to date..”

2

“and then the smiling financial markets reef-fish millionaire..came and saved all the new zealand people from the big-bad-clark..”

2

“no,no..!…brashy was the ‘bad’ one..i’m the ‘good’ one..!”

1

‘the one on the right has just nappy-leaked on me..!’

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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March 20, 2008 11:48am
Al-Girta

Foto 1
O’Connor’s newest HB DH Board members.

Foto 2

Fake turkey mush.
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March 20, 2008 11:51am
Peter

#2

The Smiling Assassin calmly hands a Young Nat her marching orders….
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March 20, 2008 12:17pm
toad

Photo 1: Good Catholic boys NEVER wear condoms!

Photo 2: I grew up in a State house too… oh shit, she just puked in my hand!
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March 20, 2008 12:18pm
big bruv

Photo 2 “thats about the size of the tax cut your mum and dad will get from Cullen”
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March 20, 2008 1:44pm
philu

2

“..no no..!..partial-privatisation dosen’t really mean ‘privatisation’..!”

“..that’s very clever..!..a gerry-brownlee-biscuit..!”

“..and then the sub-prime rot set in..and the whole biscuit crumbled away to nothing..”

1

“i get around..!”

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(blond child on (our) left..)..”ew..!..you’ve got nits..!”

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child third from (our) left..to child fourth from (our) left..

“are you finding this as demeaning as i am..?”

(response)..”who the hell is this person..?”

phil(whoar.co.nz)
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March 20, 2008 1:48pm
Buggerlugs

“Don’t eat them Helen! They’re just babies!”
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March 20, 2008 1:49pm
Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left

Photo 2:
Girl “I like that toy”
JK “me too”
Girl “I dont like that toy now”
JK “me too”
Girl “I like you, you’re funny”
JK “me too”
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March 20, 2008 1:53pm
Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left

Photo 1:
See! I told you I’ve had sex four times!
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March 20, 2008 1:59pm
Chris S

Photo 2:
“Try the dead rat, it’s delicious”
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March 20, 2008 2:11pm
bearhunter

Photo 1: “I don’t care what you say, ginger kids are funny.”

Photo 2: “Honestly, child it’s not a bribe, it’s a biscuit…”
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March 20, 2008 2:23pm
toby1845

Any pictures of David Benson-Pope, DPF? They would keep us amused for hours.
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March 20, 2008 2:38pm
helmet

Na they don’t let Benson-Pope near kids any more.
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March 20, 2008 2:45pm
Paul

John Key indoctrinating another into the Matrix with her first blue pill.
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March 20, 2008 2:47pm
Deane Jessep

Photo 2:

“…now its finished you get some of Helen’s hair and Ill get the pins.”
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March 20, 2008 2:47pm
helmet

(unfortunate looking sulky ginga kid 2’nd kid from the left)

Damien O’Connor gives Dianne Yates a goodbye hug.
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March 20, 2008 2:50pm
Deane Jessep

Photo 1:

Marveling over the success of the latest round of labours clone a voter scheme, O’Connor never suspected the homicidal anti MP defect in every Blonde subject.
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March 20, 2008 2:55pm
goodgod

photo 1: “Are these the children we shall be eating this evening? …Excellent!”

photo2: “…let this dissolve slowly on your tongue…”
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March 20, 2008 3:08pm
Wycroft

1) I know I’m getting on, but someone has to live on the West Coast

2) So, we’d pass the currency from one hand to the other, and that’s called arbitrage
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March 20, 2008 3:14pm
Conor

Photo two –

Tot: “So what’s your policy on 20 hours free Early Childhood Education then?”

John Key: “Wuuushshhshshshh. Weeee wooo weeee wooo. Kaaapow. Smudgy.”

Tot: “I’ve heard that you dribble a lot of crap. But I really had no idea.”
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March 20, 2008 3:20pm
berend

Photo two: Yes Helen, you really want that red pill.
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March 20, 2008 3:26pm
dad4justice

Photo 1 – Back with the family now ?Yeah right.

Photo 2 – I didn’t think the Selwyn biscuit tasted any good at all Uncle John Boy.
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March 20, 2008 3:36pm
Michael E

Damian O’Connor meets the last four people who answered ‘yes’ when asked if Labour can be re-elected.
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March 20, 2008 3:37pm
Mark

Photo 1 – look Helen I found four children who aren’t scared of you.
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March 20, 2008 3:59pm
battler

Photo 2

“Look honey, I know Damien O’conner had his photo taken with 4 babies, but it’s just you and me for this shot – my minders won’t let me in front of the camera with more than one baby at a time – it wouldn’t be a good look – you know – ecospheres collapsing, population control and all that – our “Blue Libs” ginger group headed up by Chris Finlayson are working with the Chinese Communists on “Population Policy”. Yes, really, I know it sounds strange, us Nats are meant to be the “freedom” and “strong families” party and all that, but it’s even on the internet at http://www.bluelibs.co.nz – “The Importance of Population Policy”.
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March 20, 2008 5:50pm
Matt

Photo 2: “Chocolate coated rat tastes great, I swear…”
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March 20, 2008 6:12pm
Murray

… and this is all we found of Cullen after the election.
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March 20, 2008 6:24pm
Craig Ranapia

Photo 1: “This is my personal contribution to the renewal of the Labour caucus.”

Photo 2: “You want my cookie too? Piss off socialist scum.”
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March 20, 2008 7:09pm
labrator

Photo 1 : Damien O’Conner was once again pleased to have won the debating contest. However, not all of his competitors agreed with the decision.

Photo 2: No really, it IS Brash’s soul. I got it reeeaaalll cheap.
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March 20, 2008 7:18pm
Duxton

David Benson-Pope with kids, heh heh.
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March 20, 2008 7:35pm
Lee C

Photo one:
Seconds later, compulsory DNA tests were announced, and his little world came crashing down….
photo 2:
“And this is my Michael Cullen voodoo doll, listen how he squeaks when I do … this.”
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March 20, 2008 7:54pm
checkthefacts

Photo 1: Well, don’t you feel relieved I’m not in Christian Heritage?
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March 20, 2008 8:32pm
Zippy Gonzales

Photo 1: Damien O’Connor introduces the latest South Island Labour candidates.

Photo 2: John Key shows off his new voodoo doll of Roger Douglas.
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March 20, 2008 10:45pm
Deborah

Oh dear. The photographer captured John Key in a real ‘chimp’ moment. Except that it’s also a real ‘father’ moment. I’m guessing that’s not his kid, but even so, he’s doing what every parent does when you are trying to get a kid to eat – you mimic the facial actions. I think it’s a very sweet photo.

And the same with Damien O’Connor. He’s very happy with all those kids… which is lovely to see.

So no captions from me. Just big ticks for both men.
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March 20, 2008 10:50pm
reid

As I keep saying, for captions, use crank. Check out these examples on FakeSteveJobs.
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March 21, 2008 10:26am
Razork

BB
how did you know?
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