Comments on: Daft’s EFA Amendment

By: DAFT

DAFT — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:32:30 +0000

Mara: Just because you don’t have a penis does not make you any less of a person. What the EFA does need is a PENIS type organ to administer STD’s. WHich is why, if you had taken the time to actually look at our blog post and comprehend, we need to scrap the EFA and legislate the PEA.

Side show: So you did get A13?

Once again. If you have comments about DAFT matters, comment on the DAFT site. It would be nice to get some comments for a change…

By: side show bob

side show bob — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 03:23:12 +0000

I don’t get the bit between F and .

By: mara

mara — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:52:44 +0000

Please may I be excused Miss, as I didn’t appear to have a penis last time I looked? Thank you. Whew..

By: DAFT

DAFT — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:29:53 +0000

Wrong again GNZ. No one party gets any more of the STD than PENIS will give them, as figured out thru the algebraic formula. Neither Labour, National, or a DAFT Party party, set to stand anymore than their random allocation. Although there is a test run with imaginary money before the legislation goes into place. We called it DAFTopoly, if you wish to purchase a copy please meet me at 3:30 this afternoon outside the statue of King Dick on Parliament lawn. Bring only unmarked coins.

By: GNZ

GNZ — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:19:58 +0000

peterwn –
maybe you missed the second part of p(r) -> throw in a large negative number as r and labour gets to spend a lot of imaginary money in exchange for $1 of real money.
Must be the social credit loophole.

By: DAFT

DAFT — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:19:49 +0000

Imaginary…. pfffft shows what you know.

By: peterwn

peterwn — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:32:46 +0000

There is a serious error in the formula. Since the whole thing is imaginary, then surely it should contain sqrt(-1) somewhere.

By: DAFT

DAFT — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:07:24 +0000

Sorry I went to get beer! All questions answered on the DAFT blog, which is where you should all be commenting anyway!

By: dad4justice

dad4justice — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:37:09 +0000

Sorry I can’t answer that question buggerlugs, as I’ve just sat on my compass and my cat is eating my abacus. Must go.

By: Buggerlugs

Buggerlugs — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:33:00 +0000

What happens when a Variable Algebraic Giant Indicative Normalizable Axis is put into the mix with the PENIS?

By: reid

reid — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:29:53 +0000

By George, D4J and RP, you may have it. Hmmmm. So factor in PPM with PEA, who as a black hole gobbles up the STD, and you save the PENIS, which is then free to exorcise its PEA to the lucky voters. You’re amazing. This is what genuis is about. Thank you, thank you. I am SAVED. The world must never know.

By: dad4justice

dad4justice — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:22:07 +0000

Albert Einstein said if you divide the Parekura pie man by one million you with get a PEA sized STD PENIS.

By: reid

reid — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:17:37 +0000

So how does the theory of relativity and Newton’s Third Law relate to the STD PENIS PEA issue Steve?

Sorry, I’m just very concerned about it, that’s all. I think it’s important we all understand.

By: Rich Prick

Rich Prick — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:14:01 +0000

Doesn’t Parekura getting to the Pi first kind of bugger that theory? Or does having a bmi with its own gravitational force cause all that money to come and take a “rest” in Labour’s bank account due to him having eaten all the Pi’s?

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:58:48 +0000

DUH.
E=MC squared.
For every action there is a reaction

By: GNZ

GNZ — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:58:23 +0000

I think I decoded it –
F(r) and F(p)* is the probability it is illegal and R is the dollar amount

F(r) is the function for all parties other than labor to figure out how much they can spend
and F(p) is the formula for labour (as long as they launder the money via a government institution)

*FYI F(r) appears to tend toward 0 and p(r) tends toward 1 (in a wavey sort of way) for numbers greater than a few cents.

By: tuatara

tuatara — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:54:22 +0000

DAFT are you trying to suggest that there is a superposition of
”
* The weather and moon cycles
* How many Google hits the party’s home page receives
* The number of vowels in all the members names
* What the members of PENIS had for breakfast
”
?
I would contend that the macroscopic size of the breakfast would collapse this.

By: Stoke that Ego

Stoke that Ego — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:52:00 +0000

this is all good and the algorithm indeed fantastic. one thing tho…just one small thing in getting it through.

we’ll have to crack the clark-inchy code. that is how on earth are we going to break this phrase in order to move forward and get this through???

here ya go: C-O-R-R-U-P-T

By: reid

reid — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:50:57 +0000

Well D4J that’s one of my worries. As I read the equation the PEA is one of the essential functions of the PENIS (although I imagine there may be others unmentioned), and if there’s a sudden influx of STD as represented at the beginning by F(r) – which I assume stands for Function [I mean, who wants to fuck an (r) - that'd be just nuts]; then who knows what may happen? The whole PENIS may collapse.

It’s all there in the equation, and I hope I’m wrong, very wrong indeed.

By: dad4justice

dad4justice — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 08:35:27 +0000

Can the STD PENIS be cured by PEA?