Walter, online.

http://www.my-secret-life.com/index.php

2/ “Any chance that her friends are cops?”
Thats got to be the comment of the year

Get a grip closed minded old boy, tell me you wouldn’t like to have sex with a woman that knows what she likes and will give back as good as she gets? Nobody said you had to live with her.

edit: Ooops I think I just worked it out, D4J is all homophobic that the scene depicts more than one man naked in the room at the same time…..

tongue/mouth, clit, cock, fanny, mouth. – How hard can it be to work that out, it’s excellent editing, enough is still obvious. Bad luck with her infection. Still bladder infections can happen even with monogamous people so for any who criticise her lifestyle – harden up it’s how she likes to live her life.

A special Commission will consider vital issues such as length and depth as well as the use of any inflatable devices and issue individual rulings, but only after said acts have been consummated. Flirtatious emails, letters, chit chat and glances will only be permitted if they are found not to be explicitly encouraging the recipients to have sex with a particular party. Thus generalised encouragement to debauchery will be legal, whilst special patrols from the Department of Labour (since they clearly have nothing better to do) will be sent out in the lead-up to Valentines Day to ensure that all suggestive cards, genital-shaped chocolate cakes and the like comply with the regulations.

Participants who are duly licensed will have to comply with applicable by-laws including those covering noise and litter (spitting, for instance, will no longer be permitted). They will be required to display their name and residential address to all those participating (marker pens are acceptable, but not on any body parts which may expand or shrink during the course of the permitted activity). Those intending to film their activity for later broadcast on the Internet are required to tattoo their buttocks. It’s understood David Benson-Pope has moved an amendment to this provision, however, on the grounds that swelling may make the identification unreadable.

MPs have been assured that they alone will be exempt, as the law acknowledges the longstanding informal rule that they’re all a pack of c___s to begin with. Some MPs remain uncertain, however, claiming that they are in fact dicks and may thus fall outside the exemption. They’ve been placated, however, by Annette King, who has already invoked the “common sense” rule, saying “I’m fairly common, and as a rule I have absolutely no sense”.

Naturally, solo masturbatory acts will remain unrestricted, so as to not interfere with the making of speeches during election time or the issue of press statements by Peter Dunne.

Don’t they all mean the same thing?

I’d neve use words like fuck, shit, wank, cunt, Cullen or asshole in a letter to the editor.