Watch the Ministers sing
If you know of any swinging voters, please make sure they see this video of Labour Ministers Ruth Dyson, Maryan Street, Steve Chadwick (and MP Moana Mackey) singing their anti John Key song. I am trying to persuade National to get it made into a DVD and sent to every household!
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Tags: John Key, Labour, Maryan Street, Moana Mackey, Ruth Dyson, Steve Chadwick, You Tube
April 15th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Imagine the reaction if they had turned up instead of Paul Potts!
April 15th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Quite entertaining really.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:05 am
At least they arent stealing the copyright like Slippery did for his little melodies
April 15th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Sheesh
If anyone needed evidence that many members of the current government are student pollies of the early 70′s who never grew up, this would do it.
Lame lyrics about people you hold a grudge against might be fine over a private drink, but the fact they could be persuaded to ‘go public’ at a political party conference says plenty about their judgement. Or lack thereof.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Reminded me of an item at a Year 8 school camp concert, except with less singing ability.
What’s more, some of these people are cabinet ministers!!
The fact that they got up and performed this shows that they obviously have their decision making usually done for them.
G
April 15th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Gawd, one too many chardonnays, perhaps. I’m almost embarrassed for them. Almost.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Well said Bobux.
What did each of these women do before they got into parliament?
Its like being back at fucking school. What a joke.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:17 am
they needed more rehearsal..and street just mimes/mouths along most of the time..(toally out of synch..)
but as a reinforcement of what the general perceptions are of ‘jandals’ key..
it does the job..
(so..on behalf of tvlwc..thanks for that..dpf..)
phil(whoar.co.nz)
btw..the company key cites as working for..during his ‘bubble-building’ years..
merrill lynch..
is expected..this week..to post eye-watering losses..
(leaving them some us$2.5 billion in deficit..(!)
whoar..!..eh..?
i wonder if shareholders (key..?..)..will be asked to stump up for these losses..?
(if jk seems a tad distracted at the mo’..i’m sure we’ll all cut him some slack..eh..?)
it must be quite chilling/disconcerting seeing your millions just ‘evaporate’..
(as the bubble john helped build..deflates/pops..)
April 15th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Excuse me laddies (not a typo) ever heard of the word COPYRIGHT? You are clearly in breach.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:19 am
This is just sad. ’nuff said
April 15th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Oh, that was nasty. And I mean the singing. The lyrics are just pathetic.
But seriously, Moana Mackey who?
April 15th, 2008 at 9:25 am
The witches of chadwick make me cringe. Hope it gets plenty of airtime.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Idiots. What else can you say.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:29 am
GWW – “At least they arent stealing the copyright like Slippery did for his little melodies”
Ever heard of a song called the Gambler? Moron.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:31 am
The cartoon in this mornings Herald is hilarious… appeals to my twisted sense of humour
..yes it is relevant to this thread.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:31 am
At least they arent stealing the copyright like Slippery did for his little melodies
Aren’t they? Thats strange, cause I thought they would need permission to sample, mimic or base their little ditty on a copyrighted piece of work?
April 15th, 2008 at 9:32 am
What an embarrassing joke. These are supposed to be the people running the country? Oh dear.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Were they all to fueled up on estrogen for just one of them to think that it might not be a good idea?
April 15th, 2008 at 9:35 am
They can’t hold a tune, can’t remember the words (even though they’re reading off a sheet), can’t stay in time, and it’s not even very funny to boot, they’re fat, ugly, and badly dressed, and they’re trying to tell you that KEY is unfit to run the country?
Classic.
Hoolian, Moanamanana Mackey is a useless, born to rule talentless career politician from Gisborne. Her mum was the MP there for a while, pulled some strings to get her baby girl onto the list. She is totally free from the ravages of intelligence, and suffers from acute Key derangement syndrome.
She’s one of those people who’s sycophantic enought to keep a decent list ranking for ever, but so talentless that she’ll never hold a position of consequence.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Childish and cynical – living up to expectation really.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:40 am
I have put this vid on digg, so give it a vote please. I have also blogged it and sent it to the W sick whitehouse and Matt O’Connor from F4J. I will be extremely busy today sending this vid to thousands of friends living abroad. Shameful stuff from a mad sisterhood.
A message for Dysin, Mag Street, Chads and Moa Mac – be very careful girls. Will you be singing after the launch of Ian Wishart’s book Absolute Power ? No you won’t !!!
May I suggest that power has rotted your brain matter and remember a good card player knows when to hold em and throw them. Eh – you crazy maggots.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:40 am
Adolf has a great post this morning
http://nominister.blogspot.com/2008/04/trouble-is-nobody-believes-her-anymore.html
Makes me think that at least these hucksters have had more singing lessions than…
April 15th, 2008 at 9:45 am
i want my 3 minutes of life back.
What losers. Glad I’m not paying taxes in NZ anymore.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:57 am
I forgive them. They may not be very tuneful but you have to respect the enthusiasm for Labour’s most talked about star.. John Key.
JC
April 15th, 2008 at 10:00 am
“What did each of these women do before they got into parliament?”
Interfere with other women I would guess.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am
d4j said..
“..sending this vid to thousands of friends living abroad..”
did you meet/make these ‘thousands of friends’..(!)..(how many ‘thousands’.?..how many..?..),,,on the killing chain/floor..?
or in boob..?
or on your global travels..?
or are they just fans of your sane/rational political discourse..?
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Though inherently nauseous, this charming ditty was played ad nauseum on the televised news broadcasts yesterday. Of more note, however, was the clever way that TV3 (especially) combined it with Mike Williams’ gaffe wrt Govt. Leaflets and cleverly edited the piece such that the Witches might just have been screeching about him instead of their intended target.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:03 am
I could not be happier about this little ditty!
Attacking Key has been one of the catalysts for poor poll results for labour. Sure, Key has made a few mistakes, but all in all he is far more likeable than any of his sapphic serenaders.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Apologies to Oscar Wilde
“The only thing worse than being talked about is being sung about”
April 15th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Aren’t these the same women that Macbeth and Banquo came across in the heath?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:17 am
forget competence/experience..!
“likeable ‘ is what we must have in a prime minister..!
eh..?
now..let’s see..there was lange..and..um..!
i’m ‘stuck’ here..slightright..help me..!
are you referring to the cuddleability/”warmth’ of ‘the ship’..?
or..how we loved the united nations that were ‘jimbo’ bolgers accents/party-trick..?
(his ‘peter sellers’ routines..?..)
or..vrwc-tool moore..(shudder..!)
or..’cuddles’ palmer..?
and say what you will about clark..’likeable’ ain’t it..!
so..slightright..
as you can see..
i am having some difficulty finding any evidence to back your ‘likeable’ imperative..
eh..?
(maybe you just plucked it out of your nearest orifice..?..
eh..?..)
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:23 am
So do this bunch also qualify for Creative NZ taxpayer funding just as “The Hollow Men” play did? Surely a quick call from Dear Leader should secure $$$ so this valuable contribution to NZ culture can hit the road, entertain the masses, and ensure NZ is protected from the paper tiger of John Key and his bad National Party.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Frankly Phil, What I will say about Clark is that she is a consumate political operator. And I mean that as an insult.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Incredibly, this third-form stuff had the heels stamping and a standing ovation from the audience. Labour faithful seem oblivious to what is actually happening outside their own diminishing circle.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am
How dare these drunken old and ugly wench’s destroy a brilliant song. Don’t they know “the secret of survival” is not childish character attacks. Total obliteration of Liarbour fools is on the cards.
Kenny R does it a whole lot better than those weirdo’s;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn481KcjvMo
April 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am
DPF, that was too easy wasn’t it. What were you thinking – “hey, this should make them froth at the mouth”.
Most of you don’t seem to realise that this wasn’t the only singing performance by MPs.
There were some fairly dire performances given by those on the right.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Ghostie3
While your latest incarnation has kept up the sneering tone of the two unloved predecessors, I have been impressed by your ability to avoid major factual errors in every post. Sadly, the strain of avoiding outright lies is beginning to tell.
Our loveable laddettes were clearly singing along to the tune of “The Gambler”. This tune, popularised by Kenny Rodgers in 1978, was written by Don Schlitz (great name) the preceding year. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gambler_(song)).
While it is possible that Don may have strayed far enough from his North Carolina roots to enlist in the New Zealand Labour Party, I for one am not counting on it.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:44 am
but surely..slightright..”..a consumate political operator..” is what you’d think would be a basic requirement for any (competent) prime minister..?
and actually..that he is not a political operator..is one of keys’ major failings..eh..?
which is why he ‘flounders’ so often..
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Too right ghost. National hates anything that has a little creative “do it yourself” flavor. They do however love bland, corporate, middle of the road, over-produced, rice sandwich rock (see any music that has appeared at a National Party function in the last few years) they just don’t like paying for it!
April 15th, 2008 at 10:48 am
philu I am a gambler and I bet you a zillion bongs that Miss Klark is going down , down, down the gurgler rapidly.
edit ; Were you on that stage at the time roger or in the toilet with james?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Dad – if you’re a gambler then I’m guessing your game must be craps, ‘cos you sure fill this blog up with it.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:53 am
i couldn’t countenance the idea of taking any of your ‘blood (of the lambs)-money’..
(it’d sorta be like kissing a carnivore..yech..!..)
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Actually dad – I was conducting an investigation into angry dads that undertake illegal activities at Hagley park. Your number’s up fella.
April 15th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Phil.
Politics in NZ has become such a black art that being competent in it’s operations requires a level of duplicity and cynicism that I find distasteful.
As Billy Connelly said, “The desire to become a politician should automatically bar you for life from ever becoming one”
I would like to see a government of people who, having been sucessful in their chosen feild, and having an understanding of the effects of government on that feild, determine how we as a country go forward.
I know that Labour has in it’s ranks academics, Lawyers, teachers and social workers.
Where are it’s businessmen? Where are it’s policemen? Where are its Doctors? Where are it’s fathers?
and to the topic, where are it’s singers?
April 15th, 2008 at 10:59 am
I bet they sing in tune at Cabinet meetings though. That is truly awful and must be embarrassing for them. Shocking to think they run our Government. Other countries must really wonder about NZ.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:00 am
My computer will not run this, it starts to smoke, does it know something I don’t?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:00 am
daj..are you one of those (sad) losers you see when you walk past a tab..?..
(it should be a notifiable disease)
“..he’s got tab..!”..”no..!..say it isn’t so…!”
and how’s it going then..? that gambling..?
ahead..?..are you..?
living well off your spoils..?
(heh..!..)
(yeah..!..we believe you..!..especially as you told us earlier you have ‘thousands’ of friends..
that was clear evidence for us all..that you are not one given to hyperbole..)
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 11:01 am
“As Billy Connelly said”
That’s where the thought should have ended in your head. Mouth breather.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:01 am
This clip, for me, exemplifies the obscenely wide chasm between the left wing socialist lot of today and their philosophies and attitudes to life, and me.
They are on another planet.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:02 am
“Actually dad – I was conducting an investigation into angry dads that undertake illegal activities at Hagley park. Your number’s up fella.’
I bet you don’t say that next week roger nome? Haha revenge is sweet. Know when too hold the ace.
Snap that Peter.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Hi FailedDad! How’s it hanging bro?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:08 am
When the police find there is a prima facie case of a serious crime against John Key then Labour can start talking about Key’s dishonesty.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:09 am
“I bet you don’t say that next week roger nome? Haha revenge is sweet. Know when too hold the ace.
Snap that Peter.”
Dad – you’re sounding insane …. again ….
April 15th, 2008 at 11:09 am
slight right..
“..I would like to see a government of people who, having been sucessful in their chosen feild, and having an understanding of the effects of government on that feild, determine how we as a country go forward..”
you could be a convert to libertarian-paternalism..
http://whoar.co.nz/2008/is-barack-obama-a-libertarian-paternalist/
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 11:09 am
I said back at the time of the Nat’s alleged “Clock’s” rip-off, that lefties, besides lacking a sense of humour, obviously have next to no musical ability, seeing none of them on the blogs could tell that there were differences between “Clocks’ and the Nats video music. THIS JUST CONFIRMS THAT. There was NO-ONE there among all the hundreds who could even at least fake a keyboard accompaniment to “The Gambler” by Kenny Rogers and help keep the “singers” in tune?………….Come ON……
April 15th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Roger.
Whats with the personal insults when faced with a salient comment? Or is it because you couldn’t get the sisterhood together for an encore performance at my expense?
So, how about a reasoned response as to why that thought should have ended, or are you “the coward of the county”?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:13 am
“I said back at the time of the Nat’s alleged “Clock’s” rip-off, that lefties, besides lacking a sense of humour, obviously have next to no musical ability”
Until you find out that all the best musicians are left-identifying.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:13 am
roger as the kiwiblog gold medalist “coward of the county” can I remind you that blue bottles sting.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:14 am
And anyway, what is the problem with quoting Billy Connelly on a thread about the bastardisation of a Kenny Rogers song?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:20 am
yeah..crap taste in music is part and parcel of that rightwing sense of humour byepass syndrome..
(rightwing musos..?
ted nugent..?..anyone..?..)
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 11:21 am
SR:
Obviously you haven’t noticed …. Connelly is a moron.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Their singing style reminded me of Twisted Sister singing O Come All Ye Faithful.
Oops, another breach of copyright.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:31 am
“..Connelly is a moron..”
(um..!..why/how?..)
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 11:31 am
“yeah..crap taste in music is part and parcel of that rightwing sense of humour”
aha – most righties just don’t have those sensibilities – It’s like part of their brain is turned off.
I mean could this guy be right wing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIvBwGsxgBE
April 15th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Mason spews, “Connelly is a moron” What is this creep on ? FFS what a gormless nerd !!! Can somebody send me a photo of him, as I think the public should be kept well away from this deranged idiot. He is obviously not the full quid.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:37 am
“Obviously you haven’t noticed …. Connelly is a moron.”
… and roger nome is an oxygen thief, just like the ugly quartet.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Phil – Just a general impression. A lot of his humor is obvious, and he seems to be pretty stuffy/conservative in a lot of ways.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:43 am
You are the bloody moron mason !!!
Edit – Oh another comment from this Mason creep has hit my gmail account. What is this sicko on? This email from Phillip John;
sodomy, felatio,
cunnalingus, pederasty
Oh mother, why do
these words sound so nasty?
masturbation can be fun,
come and join the holy orgy
khama sutra everyone
April 15th, 2008 at 11:44 am
The list is small, admittedly. (Alice Cooper and Kid Rock come to mind.) But surely this atrocity (not to mention Chris Knox’s crime against humanity, ‘You’re Better [Bitter?] Off With Labour’) confirms there is no link between politics and musical or comedic talent?
April 15th, 2008 at 11:45 am
Four Labour MPs singing a spiteful song terribly = four percent point drop in the polls – one for each MP.
Does Chadwick realise she’s got a fight to keep her electorate.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:46 am
According to you Roger…
I could also say that Helen Clark is a sapphic autocrat with despotic tendancies but that would be my opinion, and one that would be ridiculed as an extreme statement……..
Or praised as the truth depending on your own point of view.
If you want to call Connelly a moron because he has made the personal observation that politics has become the purview of politicians at the expense of those they purport to represent, then that is your point of view.
My point of view is that 3 cabinet ministers singing a 3rd rate rip off of a song at a party conference is extremely sad, and serves to illustrate Connelly’s point very well indeed!
April 15th, 2008 at 11:48 am
“Can somebody send me a photo of him, as I think the public should be kept well away from this deranged idiot.”
BTW dad – are you on “the list”? From reading the history of your court appearances, that you wrote on “MENZ”, I wouldn’t be surprised.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:53 am
” rightwing musos..?
The list is small, admittedly. (Alice Cooper and Kid Rock come to mind”
Ha – both third rate musos. oh BTW – Britney is right wing too, so there you go, your theory is proved.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:54 am
I thought satire allowed you to use copyrighted material to a certain extent? They’re not publishing the material for financial gain and didn’t charge anything for people to hear it and if they did would it be classified as an expense under the EFA?
Also, wow, roger nome, philu and d4j could you take the argument outside? We just seem to get every comment filled up with insults and innuendos fired at each other which just looks alot like chest beating after school. That metaphor is oddly ironic considering the quality of the singing in this video…
(expecting houlier than thou insult from philu to follow)
April 15th, 2008 at 11:57 am
“the list ” , YES Mason I am on it and it has cost the Country millions to keep me on it. Thanks Miss Klark !! Mason I will get even.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:59 am
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
they look like fat, ugly old social workers.. just disgusting to look at. the ring leader is everything thats wrong with new zealand.
a fat loud mouth leftist that thinks she knows best.
how does currency trading put people out of work again?
i cant even find the words … just yuck
if these “women” worked in a normal business, they wouldnt make it past tea lady.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
“they look like fat, ugly old social workers.. just disgusting to look at.”
Misogynist.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Roger, do you know ANYTHING about Billy Connelly, or comedy for that matter? Connelly is a comedic genius. Those 4 women attempting to be humourous were tragic!
If you think stand up is so simple, Classic Comedy and Bar, Queen Street, Monday night! It’s the Open Mic night.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Alice Cooper third rate? Hmm, yes, you’re right. Absolutely no consequence to speak of. No lasting influence on the hard rock, punk, or art rock genres whatsoever. Wow, your musical knowledge is almost as well-informed as your political knowledge, roger nome.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Dad – your above “poem” is actually pretty disturbing coming from a father of four. You seriously should be getting some counseling for that.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
The list is small, admittedly. (Alice Cooper and Kid Rock come to mind”
Ha – both third rate musos. oh BTW – Britney is right wing too, so there you go, your theory is proved.
You don’t seriously expect people to pick their political ideology based on what the latest fad bands thinks is cool do you? You do realise that the public of NX are not brain dead yet, and can think for themselves don’t you?
BTW, love those cool hip bands who just love left wing politics sooo much, but seem to love the cash and lifestyle afforded to them by the capitalist system.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Childish, but is what you would expect from a party which appeals to the lowest common denominator. Labour is desperate for Key to name his policies so they can copy them or have plenty of time to think up plausible criticism. I hope Key keeps his cards close and refuses to divulge. He will have plenty of time to unfold them during the election campaign.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
hahaha i only dislike fat, ugly, badly dressed leftists.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Man you people are stiffs
that looked like it was just light hearted fun
so they cant sing, who cares
they did ok keeping the beat
I did like the line “so he’ll just say, what Murray’s written for him”
so send it to swing voters
many of them probably have more of a sense of humour than most in here
April 15th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
“Dad – your above “poem” is actually pretty disturbing coming from a father of four. You seriously should be getting some counseling for that.”
Mason your “poem” was sent by the same IP address that sent me explicit photos of a Californian governor.
Checkmate Mason . You are very unwell. Get treatment asap.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I don’t know which is more horrifying, the original video or the fact that bottom feeder ‘roger’ is prepared to defend it.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
“..BTW, love those cool hip bands who just love left wing politics sooo much, but seem to love the cash and lifestyle afforded to them by the capitalist system…”
you’re an angry/bitter man..aren’t you bevan..?
life just ‘ain’t fair’..eh..?
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Glenn -here are some Alice cooper lyrics:
“Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill
I want to love you but I better not
Touch (dont touch)
I want to hold you but my senses
Tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too
Much (too much)
I want to taste you but your lips
Are venomous poison
Youre poison running through my
Veins”
I mean, they could have been written by a stoned 13 year old. “Making it” in the music industry doesn’t necessary imply talent, just that you’ve got a technically proficient band and a good marketing campaign behind you.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
oh – and to cap it off, the embarrassment of a video. Good for laugh I guess. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RRY0R0Xgl0
April 15th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
roger – that song “poison” was written by desmond child.. a guy thats written 100′s of songs…
roger – riddle me this.. why are leftist chicks ugly?? ya never see some hot model looking chick screaming at politicians, demanding something out of hope if will make her shit life better.
the only good lookin chicks i know that vote left are gay.. the rest are happy and vote right
April 15th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Oh and dad – your problem is that when you try to impersonate other people (as you’ve been caught doing many times over at the standard) you’re too stupid to know how to write in a way that disguises you own quirky style.
I mean
“masturbation can be fun,
come and join the holy orgy
khama sutra everyone”
All you need is a “sad unit” in there and you can put Peter Burns’ signature on it.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
“roger – that song “poison” was written by desmond child.. a guy thats written 100’s of songs…”
So Cooper can’t write his own singles, and instead covers other people’s moronic songs? Yep, the man’s exploding with talent.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Shouldn’t we be cutting Ruth Dyoxin a little bit of slack here? At least she had her usual excuse for this drivel (she was pissed when she “wrote” it, and she was probably pissed when she “sang” it…well not so pissed to fail a breathalyser test, but still not quite sober…). Though she was nimble enough on the hoof to not fall down the stairs at the end…?
But the other crones…what’s their excuse?
April 15th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
y’know..when you think about it..we should really feel sorry for them..those righties..
no sense of humour..
crap taste in music..
(they just don’t ‘get it’..eh..?..)
lousy writers..(rand/archer..)
whoar..!
it’s a really sad sterile existance..when you look at it like that..
(the poor luvvies..!..eh..?..)
maybe that is why they are so angry/frothing/bitter..?
i think anger and avarice are the only things they ‘feel’..
and wow..!..most of them really ‘hate women’..eh..?
as i said..’sad’..
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Dime
possible answer:
maybe its because the good looking left wing girls are smart enough to stay away from you
you just know the dumb good lookers and the gay ones are gay so dont worry about your advances
sadly we live in a society in which a girl is not required to be smart if she looks good
she can be but shes not required to
so what happens is most smart girls arent the lookers but are smart enough to know that right-wing politics are biased toward the already well off
simple really
for the record Im married to a left winger
and shes hot
April 15th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
alice has written plenty of songs dude.. “only women bleed” is an alice song, regarded as a classic.
ozzy on the other hand…
anyway – tell me why non-famous lefties are always ugly?
and whats with the standard issue leftest beard?? and speech impediment??
April 15th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
“the only good lookin chicks i know that vote left are gay.. the rest are happy and vote right”
Ha – you obviously haven’t been to any green party meetings.
http://blog.greens.org.nz/index.php/2008/02/13/flirtatious-london-greens-on-waitangi-day-pub-crawl/
April 15th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
roger nome: I mean, they could have been written by a stoned 13 year old. “Making it” in the music industry doesn’t necessary imply talent, just that you’ve got a technically proficient band and a good marketing campaign behind you.
Next you will be telling us Elvis, Queen, Guns and Roses, Kiss, Black Sabbath and so forth had no influence on whole genres of music and were only “technically proficient and had a good marketing campaign”.
If Bob Dylan’s thoughts on Alice Cooper are “I think Alice Cooper is an overlooked songwriter”, and considering the man has a influential musical career that has been going strong for longer than you’ve been alive, I’d say you’re simply blowing hot air at the moment.
Go have a read of your favourite reference material and see what they have to say on Alice Cooper.
April 15th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left – so youre saying good looking girls dont like to think, so they vote right.. and ugly girls study hard cause its all they have going for them? and no smart people vote right..
maybe its TV’s fault.. whenever they interview a protester.. shes always a pig..
April 15th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
roger and dad – you are as bad as each other. Why don’t you take your juvenile feud elsewhere?
April 15th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
“..Though she was nimble enough on the hoof to not fall down the stairs at the end…?..”
i thought ‘falling down stairs’ was the specialty of that national list mp..?
y’know..the one who dpf managed his losing wellington central campaign..?
he’s been a ‘bloody disappointment’..all round..
y’know..?..mono-brow..?
i’ll never forget the political career of ‘what’shisname’..?)
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
NSFW!! NSFW!! My ears, my bleeding ears….
April 15th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
NZ First plans to make every National Party MP sign up to any post-election agreement between it and National.
Well what a lot of fucking fools were we, last Election – us who were so bloody gullible to believe that Winston, who said he and his party would remain on the cross-benches and vote issue by issue, would show a shred of integrity and abide by his promise – what idiots we didn’t think to get any thing signed by him and every member of his party. Now you want this from National, Winston? To use a much loved Asian expression, Winston, you are really nothing but the country’s Biggest Ar’ So.
thinks: Hey, why hold back. We hope Winston, that John Key just tells you ‘Go screw yourself’. Only trouble with that is your ego is so big you’ll think it was a gang bang. Written agreement with every National member? You’re pathetic and the suggestion reveals more about yourself than National.
”Chorus -
You’ve got to know not to trust him (not to trust him),
not to believe him (don’t believe him)
know what he tells you, won’t be the truth
we can’t let him run the country,
cos he’s just not able
you need more than a cheesy smile,
to rule the roost.”
Labour Ministers Ruth Dyson, Maryan Street, Steve Chadwick (and MP Moana Mackey) singing about their own Foreign Minister, Winston . . . obviously.
See? – it did come back to the thread. And Yes, we know I posted the same thing on The Hive, but few others seem to be doing that as yet.
But when it comes down to it Dyson, Street and the rest of this lesbicommiholic glee group are doing us a service, just as Winston should keep his effarts up. By their works ye should know them . . .
April 15th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
roger – the hot chicks were where exactly? i think you need to get out more
April 15th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Not an Alice Cooper fan, roger, but posting the lyrics of a single song produced during the artist’s weaker periods is a powerful and compelling rebuttal. Bravo. Of course, I’m not up with what the kids are in to. If amateur night with four politically and musically talentless Labour Party hacks is where it’s at, I’m happy to be missing out. Christ, if Labour loves New Zealand music, as the slogan claims, I’d hate to be on its bad side.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
“Next you will be telling us Elvis, Queen, Guns and Roses, Kiss, Black Sabbath and so forth had no influence on whole genres of music and were only “technically proficient and had a good marketing campaign”.”
Elvis was a Carl Perkins rip-off, and didn’t write many of his own songs (say no more)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is4lWYGM6rM
Freddy Mercury and Brian May (queen) definitely had talent but listening to their lyrics, there’s more leftward sentiments than right sentiments – “This could be heaven for everyone” (not just the rich) is one example.
GNR – don’t know too much about, though Axel Rose is definitely a sub-normal.
“Kiss”
Can you take them seriously?
“Black Sabbath”
Obvious talent – don’t know too much about their politics other than they were very anti-war – i.e. see the song “war-pigs”.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Why do they have such deep voices ?
April 15th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
“..BTW, love those cool hip bands who just love left wing politics sooo much, but seem to love the cash and lifestyle afforded to them by the capitalist system…”
you’re an angry/bitter man..aren’t you bevan..?
life just ‘ain’t fair’..eh..?
Not bitter phool, just find it ironic that lefties parade their musician supporters, when typically a successful musician is making shit loads of cash afforded to them by the capatilist system – funny how you think Im bitter, don’t you like it when soemone points out stupidity regarding the left?
April 15th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Ha – you obviously haven’t been to any green party meetings.
http://blog.greens.org.nz/index.php/2008/02/13/flirtatious-london-greens-on-waitangi-day-pub-crawl/
You need your eyes examined roger…
April 15th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
John Tamihere said he’d sleep well if John Key controlled the treasury benches. Michael Cullen has (or had) a lot of respect for John Key. When John first became leader they actually praised him.
But as soon as John Key threatened the lefts grip on power, the left go all all feral. The question the left have got to ask themselves is at what point does destroying John Key, a man they don’t mind, do they come-up against the very reason why the sort power to begin with?
April 15th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Polemic – cos (like firemen) they sell more tickets?
April 15th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Dime – Bev:
Presumably you like emaciated clones with beach-blond hair? Righties like it bland and predictable like it’s come off a production line – just like their taste in music.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Dime – Bev:
Presumably you like emaciated clones with bleached-blond hair? Righties like it bland and predictable like it’s come off a production line – just like their taste in music.
April 15th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
“If Bob Dylan’s thoughts on Alice Cooper are “I think Alice Cooper is an overlooked songwriter””
Dylan certainly is known for his dry irony.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Dime said – “Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left – so youre saying good looking girls dont like to think, so they vote right.. and ugly girls study hard cause its all they have going for them? and no smart people vote right..”
no im saying that good lucking girls dont have to think
many of them still do
the way I see it
many men vote right cos it favours them
so smart men will often vote right
many women vote left cos they vote to help the less fortunate (nurturing I guess)
so smart women will vote left
its biological
this is just my opinion, thats all
April 15th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
To all you leftie muso fans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmt_z4AJiuw
Here is how it’s done!
April 15th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
“rogernome”, I love a little discussion on the left/right identification of musicians and other artists. Its a funny thing, but there is such a thing as too much leftism, and you know that’s what you’ve got when the musicians and poets and playwrights and painters are getting censored for being too “right wing”. When Vaclav Havel is in jail. When Serge Prokofiev and Dmitri Shostakovitch are told by the regime what kind of music they must compose. Thousands apon thousands of such examples, boy. Remember that joke about a string quartet catching a flight from LA to Moscow……….it’s what’s left of a Russian Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the West………….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Good one, eh?
I suspect that musicians and other artists in the free western world who are “left-wing” just haven’t applied their intellects to the subject of how good they’ve got it. It’s kinda fashionable in the Arts, to be rebellious. But rebellion in the Arts under regimes of the Left………? Or FASHION, period, under regimes of the Left? Keep on taking away human freedoms and running everyone’s lives into the ground, bringing everyone onto grinding poverty, with your lefty ideology, and wait and see what the musicians do THEN, if they were allowed to……..
Note, too, that all great renaissances in the arts took place in times of economic prosperity when there was healthy patronage by well-off people. I read an article somewhere just recently on how the arts flourish so much better in the USA with private funding than they do in Europe with government funding, too. I’ll see if I can find it again. It seems that it is a bit of a myth that materialistic USA is an also-ran to cultural Europe in the Arts stakes, PRECISELY because it is left to private funding in the US. Look up what Elizabeth Sprague Coolidge did for Russian artists who defected/escaped with nothing but the shirt on their backs, too…………
April 15th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
roger nome: Righties like it bland and predictable like it’s come off a production line – just like their taste in music.
Your generalizations are funny. What is even funnier is seeing you dispute some of the stronger influences in their genres. You really, really have no clue, do you?
April 15th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Haven’t been on here for a while. I have been giving myself a holiday from the roger and dad circle jerk. I was hoping it had abated. sadly it has not.
These four numpty’s are stuck in the sixth form camp fireside singing timewarp.
Three cabinet ministers and a silver spoon MP.
This is the most embarrassing performance since hodgsons break dancing and rivals the telly tubbies efforts wrestling with a dildo
A title for the clip competition David?
The four leftards of the a pucker lips.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
It took the socialists less than a century to deconstruct art.
From something that is beautiful, inspiring, that uplifts human nature,
To cut up cows in formadehyde and condoms on the Virgin Mary.
They want people to be confused by art,
We then also doubt the other things that we used to take for granted.
Our freedoms, our place in the world,
People then feel afraid that they don’t understand the world
And are more easily maniputated by “caring” socialist governments.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
rn says:”” rightwing musos..?
The list is small, admittedly. (Alice Cooper and Kid Rock come to mind”
Ha – both third rate musos. oh BTW – Britney is right wing too, so there you go, your theory is proved.”
Perhaps this guy might qualify as well? Or perhaps he’s not a serious muso in your opinion…
“It sort of sickens me to see Helen Clark getting up at the music awards and taking the bows,” says Neil Finn in a recent interview with local music mag Real Groove. “Being lauded by the music industry because everyone’s getting a handout. It’s like New Zealand music is taking over the world and it’s all because of Helen.”
http://www.thebigidea.co.nz/article.php?sid=4448&mode=&order=0
And while we’re at it Nome, when’s your next album coming out? Obviously anyone who descibes Alice Cooper as third rate must have talent to burn and has walls covered in gold albums. Yes??? Should i add that all of us here in the VRWC are so pleased that you could take time out of your busy recording and touring schedule to regale us with quotes from your vast body of work…..
I would venture to suggest that one of Alice Cooper’s spiders has more musical ability in its bollocks than you’ll ever have.
G
April 15th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Roger Nome: Dylan certainly is known for his dry irony.
RS: Now that we somehow got onto this subject, who else do you like right now? New Wave groups?
BD: No, I’m not interested in them. I think Alice Cooper is an overlooked songwriter. I like Ry Cooder. And I like Dave Mason’s version of something which is on the jukebox right now.
From a 1978 interview with Rolling Stone magazine. Yup, the irony is certainly dripping from that sentence.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Righties like it bland and predictable like it’s come off a production line – just like their taste in music.
Funny you just described the thinking of centrally controlled socialism! Right wingers stand for freedom of choice, meaning we probably find variety to be far more attractive.
April 15th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Barnsley Bill – I am with you – bugger all worth reading here these days. Cullens reaction to Key bleating about Labour picking on him is interesting. Sullen comes across as the bitter and twisted old shithead that he is – more points to Key I suspect. Labour continue to play the man because they have nothing else to offer
April 15th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Funny you just described the thinking of centrally controlled socialism! Right wingers stand for freedom of choice, meaning we probably find variety to be far more attractive.
People who identify themselves as being right-wingers are certainly the most varied and interesting group of people I’ve ever met. Sometimes I’m surprised such a heterogenous group can come together under the single banner that they do!
April 15th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
seing as we are talking about left/right music..
this fits..
(and the link tile says it all..)
http://whoar.co.nz/2008/the-leningrad-cowboysand-the-red-army-choirdoing-a-version-of-sweet-home-alabamain-russia/
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Try the song “Fidel’s Fantasy”, by the amazing 70′s funk group, “War”.
April 15th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
The sheer lack of judgement which this exhibits is astounding (and if, as someone alleged, other politicians followed suit then they too showed a similar lack of judgement).
For those of a left persuasion who think there’s nothing wrong with this, imagine a video of – let’s say – George Bush, Condoleeza Rice and Dick Cheney singing “Achy Breaky Heart” at karaoke. You’d call them dickheads. And you’d be right. But I’ll bet even Bush isn’t stupid enough to let himself be drawn into something so ridiculous.
If you don’t get it, it’s demeaning to the office. If these Ministers and MPs were out on the town as private individuals and got pissed as chooks and sang at the local karaoke bar, that’d still be unwise, but excusable – everyone’s entitled to a private life. But to do so in their official capacity simply embarresses the government. As does the time and effort clearly put in to writing a silly ditty about an opponent.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Bwakile, WELL SAID. The Left’s deconstructionism is against everything of beauty. Compare the ceiling of the Cistine chapel with Duchamp’s “Fountain” or the notorious “Virgin Mary in a condom”.
RIGHT wingers have bland tastes in music, Roger Nome? EH?????????????
Is it lefties who buy all the Wagner and all the Oscar Peterson, to name but 2 diverse examples of music that will endure for all time that is anything but bland?
April 15th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
For those of you that don’t want to encourage philu to write any more by having to go to his website to “see” what he is talking about…
Youtube link: Red Russian Army Choir & Leningrad Cowboys doing Sweet Home Alabama
Seriously philu, your shameless self promotion is embarassing.
April 15th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
“..Seriously philu, your shameless self promotion is embarassing..”
seriously labrat..u r full of shit..
so..going on your thesis..
how dare dpf post a youtube link of ministers singing..posted by whaleoil..on youtube..on his site..?
feckin idjit..!
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Let alone they are Cabinet Ministers of the Crown –
They have about the same amount of masculinity as the former East German Women’s swimming team.
How does Labour keep so much support from female voters when they don’t seem to have any ladies?
At least the Nats could put up four ladies that could actually sing with a feminine voice!!
April 15th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
philu: so..going on your thesis..
DPF does not constantly post on Whaleoil’s blog saying: “Oh look! I posted something! Come look at me!” … “please!”
April 15th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
heh-heh..key did a ‘teacher..!..teacher!’/whinge about the gals’ ditty in parliament today..
(he is feeling ‘bullied’/picked on..he might need a hug..)
(the whole of parliament cracked up laughing at him..not with him..eh?..)
clarks’ one-word answer..?
“diddums!”
here is the link..(esp for labrat..)
http://whoar.co.nz/2008/questiontime15408/
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
The ladies singing their song, terribly, a little self-consciously, but singing anyway, reminds me of ladies of similar ages in the church I grew up in. I associate it with pot-luck dinners and saying grace.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
KEEP SINGING GIRLS, (YUK) sing on
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT MR KEY, nothing to report
just the feminist?????????? liarbor party lesbian members trying to sound and be males, NO WORRIES MR KEY,
self destructing lesbians, opps some good facial hair, is involved,not mine
April 15th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Phil U
The only idiot around here is you. You really are a MORON.
Grow up and get a life. You are a pathetic weakling addled with drugs.
We would all be better off without you. Goodbye
April 15th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
PHILU, checked your site ,umm
young girls ridiing bikes
their dads voted liarbor ,IDIOTS
but the girls turned into DYKES
as i said liarbor equals IDIOTS
and the dykes piked,dumb DYKES
winz ,doleblugger, 3.15pm. possible liarparty supporter copywrite
April 15th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Now it’s on YouTube we are the laughing stock of the World.
But we already know that don’t we?
Fuken lesbian hillbillies.
So sad, never mind.
Come on the ELECTION! can’t wait to get rid of these misfits who are paid by the Taxpayer
April 15th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
jsf2008..
he/she/it must make you all proud to be righties..eh..?
and heathcote..
was it something i said..?
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
I wonder if the Minister of CYFS will lead a drunken quartet in song about the increase in substantiated child abuse numbers, which has gone from 6000 in 2000 to 13,000 in 2006?
Hey ruth can’t tell the truth Dysin how about singing HEY LIARBOUR LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE !!??
Proud to be a kiwi. Yeah right !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 15th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
I simply love how you guys have plumbed the lyrics of girly-long-haired woofter ‘heavy metallists’ for deep political meanings… they’re simply not there.
Except maybe, here! Here are the frankly socialist lyrics of Motorhead — ‘Just Cos You Got the Power’:
“You might be a financial wizard,
With a sack of loot,
All I see is a slimy lizard,
With an expensive suit,
Go on and run your corporation,
Go and kiss some ass,
You might buy half of the nation,
But you can’t buy class
You bastards think it’s funny,
Lyin’ and thieving all your life,
Think all there is is money,
Got your future strapped up tight,
Just ‘Cos You Got The Power,
That don’t mean you got the right
You bastards must be clever,
Got it mapped out in black and white,
But don’t forget you’ll never,
Get a dog to walk upright,
Just ‘Cos You Got The Power,
That don’t mean you got the right”
April 15th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
then there is that other (barking) rightie..d4j(erk-off)..
another one to ‘make you proud to be a rightie’..eh..?
then there is redbaiter..
bloody-hands-bob..
gd..
phil-the-inferior..
a pack of right ravers..eh..?
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Petulant much?
April 15th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
i haven’t come across ‘petulant much’ yet..
i’ll keep an eye out..
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
“i’ll keep an eye out..” please do and no doubt the other eye will be on your dope stash.
April 15th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
phil you seem a little testy, dont worry with 1800 chinese comming in at least one could massage your back, PHIL, a short word,,,,,
phil has a sore back
1300000000 people could masage phil back
if that dosnt work ,go down the track of DAK???:)
if not merlot, always works for me. jsf2008
April 15th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
‘stash’..!..’stash’..!
(i wish..!..)
phil(whoar.co.nz)
April 15th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Hey Dad @7.17
Agree, HEY LIARBOUR LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE !!??
Liarbour, a distant ship’s smoke on the horizon?
We are only coming through in waves?
Lips move but I can’t hear what you’re saying?
Numb
April 15th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
liarbor on the roll ,seen helen say so, wheres the damn cliff when you need it , opps stage left, LETS PUSH
April 15th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Are these four the ‘big boys’ Cullen referred to?
“he’s going to have to get used to the fact he’s playing with the big boys now.”
They don’t look that big,
(but they could certainly be NZs version of The Village People!)
April 15th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Here’s one more numba 4 da rappa skanks, Steve ‘Che Che’ Chadwick, Moana ‘Moustache’ Mackey, Ruth ‘Blow in da Bag’ Dyson and Maryan ‘livin in da’ Street:
We sure need some State protection,
When our teacher’s a short-sighted troll.
A pervert peering through the door of the bathroom
At some girls, thirteen years old….
Hey, ***, leave us kids alone!
Hey, ***, leave us kids alone!
All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.
All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.
Taxi takes you to the airport,
Hostess seats you, business class!
The taxpayer funds this short trip southward,
So Mistress Fifi can whip your ass!
Hey, ***, leave us kids alone!
Hey, ***, leave us kids alone!
All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.
All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.
We know you like wearing panties,
And getting whipped in Timaru.
And dressing up as Panty-Slut-Boy,
And getting off on ladies’ shoes!
Hey, ***, leave us kids alone!
Hey, ***, leave us kids alone!
All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.
All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Hahaha, well done Duxton
Thumbs up from me.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
It was a spontaneous bit of light humour done to fill in an unforeseen ten minute gap. I was there – bloody hilarious.
Oh, and please don’t tell me that no political activist mocks the hell out of MP’s. This is Kiwiblog, the blogger mocks MPs, the commenter’s do it frequently. One more example, WATCH PARLIAMENT! Labour, National, NZ First, the Greens, te Maori party, UF and even the Press Gallery constantly do it.
[DPF: You miss the point - these were mainly Cabinet Ministers. Might have got away with it with a couple of young backbench MPs, but three (plus Moana) Cabinet Ministers is a very bad look. And this was not down at the local pub - but at the main election year congress in front of the national media.
Anyway just been listening to the e-mails being read out on TV from Labour voters saying they will not vote Labour because of the video - this song will go down as one of the bigger own goals]
April 15th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
“Steve ‘Che Che’ Chadwick, Moana ‘Moustache’ Mackey, Ruth ‘Blow in da Bag’ Dyson and Maryan ‘livin in da’ Street
and you people want to be taken seriously.
Do we mention Gerry Brownlee et all singing the night away (to varying degrees of success). Lockwood Smiths rendition of Oh Danny Boy bought tears to the eyes – for all the wrong reasons.
April 15th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Has someone pulled the video – it doesn’t work anymore?
April 16th, 2008 at 12:05 am
“Do we mention Gerry Brownlee et all singing the night away”
…Brownlee… hehe… hehehe… he’s fat… hehe…
Not as fat as Parekura, I’ll give you that… but i still wouldn’t want to give the porky bastard a piggy back…
…hehehe… hehehe…
April 16th, 2008 at 5:24 am
God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve…………………………………………………..hey wait a minute!!!
(An oldie but a …goodie… (…I suppose…or is it?…………..yes it is………….yep still is))
–I’m allowed to joke about it because I’m gay. (…not really but I’m still allowed to joke about it because I have lots of gay friends…..I don’t really….but I would! Ah no I do have a gay friend! YAY!! //claps hands and stands on tippie toes
April 16th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Dad – thank you very much. I’ve got others about Gosche and Maharey as well. The Gosche one is a catchy little ditty, sung to the tune of ‘Three Blind Mice’, adapted as per a children’s song during the opening scenes of the 1950s movie ‘The Night Of The Hunter’.
Redbus and Paul: get stuffed, both of you. (In fact, why not stuff each other. You probably are anyway.) These things are very funny when they come from the left, but listen to the howls when it goes the other way.
Hypocrites.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:49 am
SSSL’s comment about his (supposedly) hot chick calls for a story.
SSSL’s partner is so enamoured of Labour that she decides to have Maryan Street’s face tattooed on the inside of her left thigh, and Judith Tizard’s face tattooed inside her right thigh.
As she leaves the tattoo parlour, she sees Ruth Dyson lying drunk in the gutter. She walks over to Dyson, lefts her skirt, squats over her and says: “Do you recognise any of these?”
Dyson opens one eye, tries to focus, and slurs: “Don’t know about the two on the outside, but the one in the middle with the fish breath is my boss.”
April 16th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Hmm..after questioning the ‘Honorable’ Ruth Dyson on why she was spending my tax dollars (i.e. her salary) on stupid singalongs, she confirmed that the singins was indeed part of their ‘work programme’ and claimed that it was “factual”
Is this an example for her suggesting that I do not vote for National and is it covrred under the EFA?
From: “Ruth Dyson”
Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2008 1:18 PM
Subject: Re: Your ‘Song’
> Actually, it was neither vindictive nor mud-slinging. It was a small part
> of our very busy work programme and was light-hearted and factual
> entertainment.
>
>
>
> Ruth Dyson
April 16th, 2008 at 9:38 am
How many times do I have to say “Liarbore” before I get the sexual thrill it seems to give everyone else? Am I not doing it right?
April 17th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Oh no, Ryan… mate… My heart goes out to you. You’re definitely missing out here… I guess my only advice would be to do what Ratbiter and D4J do, and take off all your clothes first. Then give it a go.
Pretty soon you should also find yourself typing ‘Klark’ and ‘Kullen’ with that ubiquitous (and timelessly satirical) capital ‘K’… and also inserting… (wait for it!… no singgering at the back!)… the word ‘socialist’ into every second sentence.
Fingers crossed for you, mate. Let us know how you go!