Comments on: Watch the Ministers sing

By: capills_enema

capills_enema — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 13:33:02 +0000

Oh no, Ryan… mate… My heart goes out to you. You’re definitely missing out here… I guess my only advice would be to do what Ratbiter and D4J do, and take off all your clothes first. Then give it a go.

Pretty soon you should also find yourself typing ‘Klark’ and ‘Kullen’ with that ubiquitous (and timelessly satirical) capital ‘K’… and also inserting… (wait for it!… no singgering at the back!)… the word ‘socialist’ into every second sentence.

Fingers crossed for you, mate. Let us know how you go!

By: Ryan Sproull

Ryan Sproull — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:38:42 +0000

How many times do I have to say “Liarbore” before I get the sexual thrill it seems to give everyone else? Am I not doing it right?

By: phobius

phobius — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 21:04:01 +0000

Hmm..after questioning the ‘Honorable’ Ruth Dyson on why she was spending my tax dollars (i.e. her salary) on stupid singalongs, she confirmed that the singins was indeed part of their ‘work programme’ and claimed that it was “factual”

Is this an example for her suggesting that I do not vote for National and is it covrred under the EFA?

From: “Ruth Dyson”
Sent: Tuesday, April 15, 2008 1:18 PM
Subject: Re: Your ‘Song’

> Actually, it was neither vindictive nor mud-slinging. It was a small part
> of our very busy work programme and was light-hearted and factual
> entertainment.
>
>
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> Ruth Dyson

By: Duxton

Duxton — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:49:53 +0000

SSSL’s comment about his (supposedly) hot chick calls for a story.

SSSL’s partner is so enamoured of Labour that she decides to have Maryan Street’s face tattooed on the inside of her left thigh, and Judith Tizard’s face tattooed inside her right thigh.

As she leaves the tattoo parlour, she sees Ruth Dyson lying drunk in the gutter. She walks over to Dyson, lefts her skirt, squats over her and says: “Do you recognise any of these?”

Dyson opens one eye, tries to focus, and slurs: “Don’t know about the two on the outside, but the one in the middle with the fish breath is my boss.”

By: Duxton

Duxton — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 18:29:03 +0000

Dad – thank you very much. I’ve got others about Gosche and Maharey as well. The Gosche one is a catchy little ditty, sung to the tune of ‘Three Blind Mice’, adapted as per a children’s song during the opening scenes of the 1950s movie ‘The Night Of The Hunter’.

Redbus and Paul: get stuffed, both of you. (In fact, why not stuff each other. You probably are anyway.) These things are very funny when they come from the left, but listen to the howls when it goes the other way.

Hypocrites.

By: NZD.JPY

NZD.JPY — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:24:31 +0000

God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve…………………………………………………..hey wait a minute!!!

(An oldie but a …goodie… (…I suppose…or is it?…………..yes it is………….yep still is))

–I’m allowed to joke about it because I’m gay. (…not really but I’m still allowed to joke about it because I have lots of gay friends…..I don’t really….but I would! Ah no I do have a gay friend! YAY!! //claps hands and stands on tippie toes

By: capills_enema

capills_enema — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:05:23 +0000

“Do we mention Gerry Brownlee et all singing the night away”

…Brownlee… hehe… hehehe… he’s fat… hehe…

Not as fat as Parekura, I’ll give you that… but i still wouldn’t want to give the porky bastard a piggy back…

…hehehe… hehehe…

By: Anthony

Anthony — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:54:58 +0000

Has someone pulled the video – it doesn’t work anymore?

By: Paul

Paul — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:21:35 +0000

“Steve ‘Che Che’ Chadwick, Moana ‘Moustache’ Mackey, Ruth ‘Blow in da Bag’ Dyson and Maryan ‘livin in da’ Street

and you people want to be taken seriously.

Do we mention Gerry Brownlee et all singing the night away (to varying degrees of success). Lockwood Smiths rendition of Oh Danny Boy bought tears to the eyes – for all the wrong reasons.

By: redbus

redbus — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:01:13 +0000

It was a spontaneous bit of light humour done to fill in an unforeseen ten minute gap. I was there – bloody hilarious.

Oh, and please don’t tell me that no political activist mocks the hell out of MP’s. This is Kiwiblog, the blogger mocks MPs, the commenter’s do it frequently. One more example, WATCH PARLIAMENT! Labour, National, NZ First, the Greens, te Maori party, UF and even the Press Gallery constantly do it.

[DPF: You miss the point - these were mainly Cabinet Ministers. Might have got away with it with a couple of young backbench MPs, but three (plus Moana) Cabinet Ministers is a very bad look. And this was not down at the local pub - but at the main election year congress in front of the national media.

Anyway just been listening to the e-mails being read out on TV from Labour voters saying they will not vote Labour because of the video - this song will go down as one of the bigger own goals]

By: dad4justice

dad4justice — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:14:41 +0000

Hahaha, well done Duxton Thumbs up from me.

By: Duxton

Duxton — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 09:09:55 +0000

Here’s one more numba 4 da rappa skanks, Steve ‘Che Che’ Chadwick, Moana ‘Moustache’ Mackey, Ruth ‘Blow in da Bag’ Dyson and Maryan ‘livin in da’ Street:

We sure need some State protection,
When our teacher’s a short-sighted troll.
A pervert peering through the door of the bathroom
At some girls, thirteen years old….

Hey, ***, leave us kids alone!
Hey, ***, leave us kids alone!

All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.
All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.

Taxi takes you to the airport,
Hostess seats you, business class!
The taxpayer funds this short trip southward,
So Mistress Fifi can whip your ass!

Hey, ***, leave us kids alone!
Hey, ***, leave us kids alone!

All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.
All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.

We know you like wearing panties,
And getting whipped in Timaru.
And dressing up as Panty-Slut-Boy,
And getting off on ladies’ shoes!

Hey, ***, leave us kids alone!
Hey, ***, leave us kids alone!

All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.
All in all you’re just another prick in the wall.

By: Patrick Starr

Patrick Starr — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:44:36 +0000

Are these four the ‘big boys’ Cullen referred to?

“he’s going to have to get used to the fact he’s playing with the big boys now.”

They don’t look that big,
(but they could certainly be NZs version of The Village People!)

By: JSF2008

JSF2008 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:29:00 +0000

liarbor on the roll ,seen helen say so, wheres the damn cliff when you need it , opps stage left, LETS PUSH

By: Steve

Steve — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:59:27 +0000

Hey Dad @7.17
Agree, HEY LIARBOUR LEAVE THOSE KIDS ALONE !!??
Liarbour, a distant ship’s smoke on the horizon?
We are only coming through in waves?
Lips move but I can’t hear what you’re saying?
Numb

By: philu

philu — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:58:55 +0000

‘stash’..!..’stash’..!

(i wish..!..)

phil(whoar.co.nz)

By: JSF2008

JSF2008 — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:47:14 +0000

phil you seem a little testy, dont worry with 1800 chinese comming in at least one could massage your back, PHIL, a short word,,,,,
phil has a sore back
1300000000 people could masage phil back
if that dosnt work ,go down the track of DAK???:)
if not merlot, always works for me. jsf2008

By: dad4justice

dad4justice — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:44:19 +0000

“i’ll keep an eye out..” please do and no doubt the other eye will be on your dope stash.

By: philu

philu — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:41:25 +0000

i haven’t come across ‘petulant much’ yet..

i’ll keep an eye out..

phil(whoar.co.nz)

By: OllieGI

OllieGI — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:34:14 +0000

Petulant much?