Blog Bits

Also a revealing of National’s secret agenda:

• Students of Decile One Primary Schools to be converted to bio-ethanol
• Judith Collins to be appointed Associate Minister of Social Welfare with special areas of responsibility including draining beneficiaries of their cerebrospinal fluids.
• Said they wouldn’t sell any state assets, didn’t promise not to just give them away.

I like the idea of getting around the no sale clause by giving every NZ adult free shares in some SOEs 🙂

Lyndon Hood at Scoop also has what I presume is satire:

If New Zealand wants to maintain its edge as a clean, green nation, we urgently need to pretend as hard as we can to take decisive action on climate change.

Heh.