June 12th, 2008 at 2:26 pm by David Farrar
Very funny. From Sideswipe. Hat Tip: Whale Oil
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June 12th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Yes.
I laughed, and then I cried. What on earth is going on?
Can anybody tell me why, where I live at the moment, on the fringe of the Arabian desert, I can by Anchor cheese and NZ apples cheaper than I can at my local supermarket in Auckland?
Vote:June 12th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
IM rich ,i can afford to drive a car AND reward my American Cocker Spaniel at agility dog training with cheese (chopped up tiny cubes)
Vote:June 12th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Doesn’t it give your dog eczema?
Vote:June 12th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Im a rich prick
I can drive a car every day AND eat cheese every day AND drink a glass of milk every day AND a carton of yoghurt every day
Dr Cullen has just emailed me and told me my tax reduction from 1st October have been cancelled.
Vote:June 12th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
the papers recently did an anlysis of where the increase in cost went – they couldn’t get an answer from the supermarket chains (funnily enough). Witn a duopoly controlling the retail side they are taking the opportunity to increase their margins. Funnily, when I did the shopping last week, I saw a $2 difference in 500g butter between two brands (Mainland and Fernleaf – both Fonterra?) so saved a bit that way.
Vote:The good news on high cheese prices is it is great for my cholesterol:)
June 12th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
“I laughed, and then I cried. What on earth is going on?
Can anybody tell me why, where I live at the moment, on the fringe of the Arabian desert, I can by Anchor cheese and NZ apples cheaper than I can at my local supermarket in Auckland?”
Kiwi’s ain’ laughing about this, its like, how come the price of litre of unleaded petrol in Venezuela is just 12c, yes 12 US cents, we being stitched up as usual. However, if the end game is to throw out the current government, I dont mind a bit to have these Liarbour suckholes gone……..
Vote:June 12th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
How come Water is more expensive than Oil?
Vote:June 12th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
the margins are not increasing but the gain is.
Vote:June 12th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Okay since the General Debate seems to have vanished, and someone has raised animals in this thread I’m not really changing the topic too much…
Typical bloody Americans. They see us developing a reputation for fancying sheep and they have to go one bigger. At least we are authentic enough to use the real thing.
Vote:June 12th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
llew, a bit of a old wifes tale i would say, its given as a reinforcement reward for doing a agility task correctly ,ie a nice contact down and we are only talking a 2mmx2mm cube
Vote:June 12th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Rex – thats insane -needless to say what his judgement would have been?
Vote:June 12th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Patrick, I imagine he’d have tried to steer the jury verdict whilst milking his reputation as a big cheese for all it was worth. However he’s now seriously damaged his brand. And of course the rulings of any judge of that calibre are likely to be seen as bullshit.
Sorry… all I can say in my defence is that it’s late
Very late… I just had a horrific mental image of his honour in flagrante, yelling “More cowbell!!”
Vote:June 12th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Well, that’s my new blog tag line. Hilarious.
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