Comments on: Caption Contest

By: NeillR

NeillR — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:03:49 +0000

Of course i’m leaning to the left. What did you expect?

By: Patrick Starr

Patrick Starr — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:48:39 +0000

“Winnie blows win after posing for photo finish”

By: 3-coil

3-coil — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 08:38:03 +0000

“…fuck it – I’m going to have ‘hat-hair’ after wearing this…”

By: first time caller

first time caller — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:50:35 +0000

Polemic…I think you mean morality wounded, not mortally wounded…

By: baxter

baxter — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:51:44 +0000

Patrick Starr (578) the winner………but my effort………”Who’s the donkey in the sulky?”

By: Tauhei Notts

Tauhei Notts — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:26:23 +0000

Number four in the 7.35 p.m. race tonight was named after the Minister of Racing.
It has more chance of winning than Winnie has in Tauranga.

By: Ramsay

Ramsay — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:57:31 +0000

Gives a visual to the words “horses arse”

By: Political Busker

Political Busker — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 03:19:04 +0000

“Winnie don’t pooh”

By: polemic

polemic — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 02:54:45 +0000

ahh
and they’ve turned into the final bend

and they’re coming down the back straight

now with “Winston First clinging desperately onto Spencer” followed closely by “Simon Bridges on Way Ahead” followed further back by “Bob Clarkson on Been there done that”

and now Simon Bridges on Way Ahead is pulling away and look he’s passing Winston First who’s no longer first

and Simon Bridges is pulling right out in front

and oh no look now look the wheels have spun off the Winston First sulky

and Simon Bridges has pulled right ahead and oh no Bob Clarkson has run right over Winston First and Spencer!!

and oh no Spencer has broken away from the Sulky

and Simon bridges on Way Ahead crosses the line a full 400metres ahead of the field

and we’ve now got the track marshalls rushing out to assist the injured

and oh look at that in a magnificent gesture by Bob Clarkson on Been-there-Done-That, look he has reigned in the distressed horse Spencer and quitely led him back to the Priveleged Committee vet, Spencer is bleeding profusely and looks mortally wounded we’ll come back to you shortly with an update but it looks like they’ll have to put that horse down immediately!!

Ladies and Gentlemen what a dramatic end to the Tauranga Cup!

Now for the next race the Wigram Progressive Cup………

By: dave strings

dave strings — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 02:26:52 +0000

“If that thing shits now I wont be sulking, I’ll be suing!”

By: Rex Widerstrom

Rex Widerstrom — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:59:44 +0000

“When I said I wanted to get behind a pair of galloping nuts, I meant Ron Mark and Doug Woolerton!”

By: Right of way is Way of Right

Right of way is Way of Right — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:55:17 +0000

“What? The horses name is “Fourth Estate?” No wonder I can’t get him to stop!”

By: daveski

daveski — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:34:44 +0000

Winston has done the proverbial in his own nest. The money went where he said, not where the industry wanted it. So you have the minister making decisions that affect the outcome of the industry. The Winston fans will only see the positives but it’s not the legacy that he thinks it will be. Strangely, the announcement about the thoroughbred funding has been made yet.

By: Fisiani

Fisiani — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:29:11 +0000

I said i was SULKY
Not I want to SULKY

By: bustedblonde

bustedblonde — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:25:34 +0000

buggerlugs – thats my intel as well – they are grumpy that the actions of a few have smeared the rest of the industry…

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with a winnie the horse took off but then petered out .

there will be an inquiry into the race…..

By: francis

francis — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:21:06 +0000

Winston Peters introduces his new Senior Go Cart: “Best of all, they’re made in New Zealand by New Zealanders for New Zealanders.”

By: bharmer

bharmer — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:03:39 +0000

To get the word from the horse’s mouth you have to be at the right end of the horse.

By: RRM

RRM — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:00:39 +0000

Buggerlugs: The elite are to be found at the bottom then…?

By: Buggerlugs

Buggerlugs — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:58:41 +0000

The other thing I forgot to mention is that calling him the darling of the racing industry is a load of bullshit. The vast majority of trainers won’t get anywhere near the money he has poured from our pockets into ‘premier’ races. This cash all goes to the richest trainers and owners who have the best horses racing in the big events. Nearly all small and medium trainers I have spoken to reckon he’s a piece of shit. Once again, Winston proves himself an elitist bottom-feeding fuck.

By: Dock

Dock — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:52:59 +0000

Wally 1 at 10-56 and Patrick Starr at 10-47

Almost fell over.