Ouch

August 14th, 2008 at 7:00 pm by David Farrar

Watch this news clip from Hong Kong. If you can’t work out what happened, then read this story.

20 Responses to “Ouch”

  1. Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left (762 comments) says:

    Thats it. I vow never to have sex with a park bench. Even if the bench is particularly attractive.

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  2. Michaels (1,244 comments) says:

    No need to read the story, it was all very clear!!! LOL!!!
    David you have to much time on your hands!!!

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  3. Murray (8,820 comments) says:

    Ok they sucked his blood BEFORE they jsut cut a bit of the bench out?

    Anyone else think their priorities are a little odd?

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  4. first time caller (373 comments) says:

    Stupid prick!

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  5. Patrick Starr (3,674 comments) says:

    getting a woodie takes on an entire new meaning !

    maybe just got sick of women?…. think about it, a park bench may creak, but would never whinge

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  6. Bob (457 comments) says:

    Apparently this sort of thing is not unusual. Doctors have to release penises stuck in rings and bottle necks.

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  7. Rex Widerstrom (5,049 comments) says:

    Splinters!! Has the man never heard of splinters?!!

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  8. Lee C (2,822 comments) says:

    He got off lightly. Imagine if the rescue services hadn’t been the first to arrive….

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  9. Murray (8,820 comments) says:

    A park bench will not question why you are late home.
    A park bench will not invite its mother to come live with you.
    A park bench will not get bitter if you look at other park benches.
    A park bench never has a headache.
    A park bench will not boil your bunny if you don’t call.
    A park bench will not get mad if you root another park bench.

    Lets face this bit of outdoor funiture was best thing this guy had ever found.

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  10. Patrick Starr (3,674 comments) says:

    Murray, you missed “A park bench will not complain if you fart in its lap”

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  11. Murray (8,820 comments) says:

    I am at a loss for a response Patrick.

    My sympathies to your other half.

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  12. RRM (11,778 comments) says:

    Lee C – on the other hand, if (for example) Wellington’s Blanket Man had found the guy first and offered him a few tokes of his joint, in no time at all the unhappy camper would have “flopped” out of his predicament.

    (PS: Incredibly, I am in 100% agreement with both of Murray’s last 2 posts…)

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  13. Murray (8,820 comments) says:

    Only two more signs of the apocalypse to go.

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  14. Shunda barunda (3,737 comments) says:

    He must have just broken up with mrs PALMer and the bench took advantage of him.

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  15. Patrick Starr (3,674 comments) says:

    dont worry, it’s only the dining chair – so never says much anyway

    (set of quintuplets actually)

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  16. 3-coil (1,264 comments) says:

    A bucket of cold water usually solves almost any ‘dog-knot’ situation – can’t see why it wouldn’t have worked here too?

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  17. PaulL (5,887 comments) says:

    I don’t get it either. Presumably the hole was constricting blood flow – stopping deflation?

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  18. Glutaemus Maximus (2,207 comments) says:

    The Park bench wasn’t letting go till it had some pleasure as well as the full gallon!

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  19. Right of way is Way of Right (914 comments) says:

    Mmmmm, Patio furniture……..mmmmmm!

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  20. Gerard Barry (29 comments) says:

    He almost won a Darwin Award in the penile category

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