Ouch

August 14th, 2008 at 7:00 pm by David Farrar

Watch this news clip from Hong Kong. If you can’t work out what happened, then read this story.

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20 Responses to “Ouch”

  1. Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left (762 comments) says:

    Thats it. I vow never to have sex with a park bench. Even if the bench is particularly attractive.

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  2. Michaels (1,317 comments) says:

    No need to read the story, it was all very clear!!! LOL!!!
    David you have to much time on your hands!!!

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  3. Murray (8,838 comments) says:

    Ok they sucked his blood BEFORE they jsut cut a bit of the bench out?

    Anyone else think their priorities are a little odd?

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  4. first time caller (384 comments) says:

    Stupid prick!

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  5. Patrick Starr (3,675 comments) says:

    getting a woodie takes on an entire new meaning !

    maybe just got sick of women?…. think about it, a park bench may creak, but would never whinge

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  6. Bob (479 comments) says:

    Apparently this sort of thing is not unusual. Doctors have to release penises stuck in rings and bottle necks.

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  7. Rex Widerstrom (5,266 comments) says:

    Splinters!! Has the man never heard of splinters?!!

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  8. Lee C (4,516 comments) says:

    He got off lightly. Imagine if the rescue services hadn’t been the first to arrive….

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  9. Murray (8,838 comments) says:

    A park bench will not question why you are late home.
    A park bench will not invite its mother to come live with you.
    A park bench will not get bitter if you look at other park benches.
    A park bench never has a headache.
    A park bench will not boil your bunny if you don’t call.
    A park bench will not get mad if you root another park bench.

    Lets face this bit of outdoor funiture was best thing this guy had ever found.

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  10. Patrick Starr (3,675 comments) says:

    Murray, you missed “A park bench will not complain if you fart in its lap”

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  11. Murray (8,838 comments) says:

    I am at a loss for a response Patrick.

    My sympathies to your other half.

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  12. RRM (9,467 comments) says:

    Lee C – on the other hand, if (for example) Wellington’s Blanket Man had found the guy first and offered him a few tokes of his joint, in no time at all the unhappy camper would have “flopped” out of his predicament.

    (PS: Incredibly, I am in 100% agreement with both of Murray’s last 2 posts…)

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  13. Murray (8,838 comments) says:

    Only two more signs of the apocalypse to go.

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  14. Shunda barunda (2,965 comments) says:

    He must have just broken up with mrs PALMer and the bench took advantage of him.

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  15. Patrick Starr (3,675 comments) says:

    dont worry, it’s only the dining chair – so never says much anyway

    (set of quintuplets actually)

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  16. 3-coil (1,200 comments) says:

    A bucket of cold water usually solves almost any ‘dog-knot’ situation – can’t see why it wouldn’t have worked here too?

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  17. PaulL (5,873 comments) says:

    I don’t get it either. Presumably the hole was constricting blood flow – stopping deflation?

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  18. Glutaemus Maximus (2,207 comments) says:

    The Park bench wasn’t letting go till it had some pleasure as well as the full gallon!

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  19. Right of way is Way of Right (1,129 comments) says:

    Mmmmm, Patio furniture……..mmmmmm!

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  20. Gerard Barry (27 comments) says:

    He almost won a Darwin Award in the penile category

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