A park bench will not question why you are late home.
A park bench will not invite its mother to come live with you.
A park bench will not get bitter if you look at other park benches.
A park bench never has a headache.
A park bench will not boil your bunny if you don’t call.
A park bench will not get mad if you root another park bench.
Lets face this bit of outdoor funiture was best thing this guy had ever found.
Lee C – on the other hand, if (for example) Wellington’s Blanket Man had found the guy first and offered him a few tokes of his joint, in no time at all the unhappy camper would have “flopped” out of his predicament.
(PS: Incredibly, I am in 100% agreement with both of Murray’s last 2 posts…)