I’ve just been alerted to your excellent shot by a journalist. It’s even better than I imagined. Well done.

Here’s the best I could do relatively quickly… No yellow jacket, unfortunately:

http://i37.tinypic.com/2lu4bx4.jpg

“Lost Labours Love”

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/politics/news/article.cfm?c_id=280&objectid=10532067

and then tell me if “Helen witnesses first erection” would be more fitting?

(it’s the subtledelicate shades/shadings he employs..that impress..

..eh..?..)

phil(whoar.co.nz)

Phule. how about this one..
photo of Clark and Owen Glenn..Glenn has his cock disappearing up Clarks arse..
huge Headline: SHAFTED BY YOUR DONOR!
LOL

The term is a Prootwaddle.

…confidently spell out in unequivocal terms exactly what National will do in government

A Royal Commission into political corruption would be a good start. Our current *cough* leadership are inspirations for the next generation of chardonnay despots the world over.

I also worry about John Key. Watching him tonight on TV3, he comes across as such a thoroughly decent man. But not entirely comfortable, especially when dealing with conflict and dissent. This doesn’t engender confidence, especially when coupled with the “Fresh” buzzword (which, according to my dictionary, can mean – of a person – attractively youthful and inexperienced). He’s got to be careful not to suffer the same fate as other Mr Nice Guys.

So during this campaign, I’d like to see JK come out on the front foot, artfully dodge the mud missiles and confidently spell out in unequivocal terms exactly what National will do in government; punctuated by some exciting, innovative and intelligent policy announcements.

Helen needs Winston as much as Winston needs Helen. Helen needs Winston to have power, and Winston needs Helen to have power. If Helen isn’t in power after the election (pretty please) but Winston is in parliament, then Winston be a back bencher and like one of annoying little dogs that bite your ankles and yap a lot.

Pigs in a sty usually lie together.

Think about it, it’s a a double entendre Post a comment on my blog if I’ve lost you.

http://www.kiwipolemicist.wordpress.com

Joihn should just use lines like “Thats her opinion and its humbling that she’s paying so much attention to what I’m doing, I wish I could reply but I’m too busy focusing on a better and more positive NZ”

photo of key and lord ashcroft..

ashcroft has his hand/arm disappearing up the back of keys’ pinstripe suit coat..

huge headline:..puppet..!

phil(whoar.co.nz)

did you nattys ever find out who leaked all the details of that meeting none of us were ever meant to find out about..?

(my money’s on bill..eh..?..as part of his white-anting leadership bid./’long game’..)

and i eagerly await his next installment..

it adds a certain ‘frisson’ to the proceedings..

eh..?

phil(whoar.co.nz).

[PHOTO: Rodney Hide in yellow jacket presenting to camera a silver salver bearing the head of Winston Peters.]

HUGE HEADLINE: Berkbuster.

key goes to sth ak markets..

(video footage showing him with that sickly smile he gets when internally panicking/uncomfortable..

cf..questiontime in parliament..where/when he is being mauled

..by either clark..or cullen..)

..clark says he is ‘delusional’..

..and was totally out of his depth..like a tourist..

..and that he should have gone where he really wanted to..

..the northern club..

that’d be..clark 1..

..key..zip..

(this is going to be so much fun..!..)

and..it’s all that bagman/lord ashcroft stuff..

..that earns him the label ‘slippery’..

phil(whoar.co.nz)

‘Sleazy Helen’ is much more plausible.

If Labour keep telling lies about National, the Nats might just abandon the positive campaign and start telling the truth about them.

Part of the strategy should be to make potential Labour aupporters feel unclean – and that means marshalling the mountain of evidence in the most compelling way.