Blog reveals Key prostitution scandal
October 30th, 2008 at 10:54 am by David FarrarA blog that has absolutely no conection to the Labour Party has revealed John Key’s role in the prostitution industry and how he plans to become NZ’s biggest pimp. Their story (now deleted) is:
This week Slippery John Key announced that if he deludes enough people into voting for him, he will appoint himself Minister of Tourism.
This appears on the surface to be innocent, but documents obtained by the Sydney Morning Herald quote Prince Philip (married to NZ’s Head of State) as saying:
“tourism is just national prostitution”
This means that Slippery John wants to become Slippery Minister of Tourism so that he can control New Zealand’s prostitution industry. Slippery John (have we mentioned how slippery he is) wants to be New Zealand’s biggest pimp.
This blog would like to reassure readers that if this story doesn’t hold up, it is not being handled by the Prime Minister at all.
That John Key – both NZ’s biggest ever fraud mastermind and NZ’s biggest pimp. When does he get the time to sleep?
Related posts:
- Oxford Union debates prostitution
- Another good US sex scandal
- Prostitution Law Reform
- The Manukau City Council (Regulation of Prostitution in Specified Places) Bill
October 30th, 2008 at 10:59 am
That boy will go far!
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 11:10 am
The Standard rejoiner: He doesn’t sleep because he is probably on P.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 11:15 am
1. The ODT reports Queentsown’s only brothel is closing http://www.odt.co.nz/your-town/queenstown/28769/sole-brothel-set-close-its-doors.
2. Key was in Queenstown yesterday.
1 + 2 = 0.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Well we’ve been letting labour fuck us for a decade so why not let other people come and do it and GIVE us money instead of TAKE it for a change.
Key gets my vote for this. Or do we call him Madam J. now?
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Is this the same John Key who was responsible for the whore in Vietnam?
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 11:31 am
I hear he shot Arch Duke Ferdinand too.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 11:38 am
I compleltely believe Prince Phillip made this statement.
I read the queen has lost tens of millions of dollars through the stock market plunge.
Phillip won’t be in a good mood. Obviously, we all have to be pimps and whores now.
Can’t wait for his statement after we all become republics.
I believe one thing though, he’ll have the last laugh.
We’ll be taken over by dictators and he’ll rudely stab a finger at us …..and we’ll know why.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Opening titles on 2001 a space odyssey.
He was there!
And at the end!
Apocalypse Now, he was there. And he also was asked to get involved in drowning kittens once.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 11:46 am
He turned me into a newt!
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 11:50 am
I’m still waiting for the Labour Party “neutron bomb” revelation that it was really JOHN KEY (!!!) who was caught in that LAX toilet cubicle last year…
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Common tactic for an opposition eg Labour to label people with the very things they do themselves.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 11:58 am
The same John who is responsible for the demise of Merrill Lynch?
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Sorry, DPF, I’m afraid satire isn’t your strong suite.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I heard a rumour that John Key is responsible for several attacks on Asian shopkeepers in South Auckland. Not because he needs free smokes and booze, but because he hopes that attacking a few Asian people will help him form a coalition with Winston Peters. Owen Glenn paid him to do it, and the promise to never ever work with Peters was a lie. He obviously hasn’t heard that this election is about trust.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
why would a greedy man that made 50 million in 5 years want a job that pays fuck all,whats the real agenda for this leach
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
“whats the real agenda for this leach”
Why don’t you tell readers what you think it is Jas??
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
jastown
That would be ‘leech’.
Back to school laddie, you can’t even spell your insults correctly.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
No no no – when you’re NZs biggest pimp, you have plenty of time to sleep. It’s your bitches that are busy working…
PS Bobux: Don’t start that. Insistence on correct spelling and grammar would make the whole comments section completely untenable!
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
“completely untenable!”
WTF does that mean you moron??
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
ill tell you what the agenda is,he is being put in as PM by the (one world order) to rob us blind and force laws on to us that take away from our human rights so the government (one world order)has more control of us and can own or children
Vote:for those that think this is bullshit you better wake the fuck up its happening all over the world there even talking about it in main steam media
October 30th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
You mean to say that Helen is not part of the One World Order. Explain the useless immigrants then.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
“ill tell you what the agenda is,he is being put in as PM by the (one world order)”
Heck..!! This sounds so interesting. I didn’t know this at all. So who is John Key’s boss?
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
“# jastowns (8) Vote: Add rating 0 Subtract rating 0 Says:
October 30th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
ill tell you what the agenda is,he is being put in as PM by the (one world order) to rob us blind and force laws on to us that take away from our human rights so the government (one world order)has more control of us and can own or children
for those that think this is bullshit you better wake the fuck up its happening all over the world there even talking about it in main steam media”
W.T.F.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
I think he has already shown his true colors and I don’t think you can trust John Key as far as you can throw him. I state that as he has been calling for policy that suits the globalists/elite bankers, such as a common currency with Australia, which would not help NZ.
Vote:Also, he wore a tie in Nazi colors – red background, diagonal white stripes with black stripes inside those, when he was talking to Bush about a Free Trade Agreement with the US on the 28th of June last year. Interestingly, the NY Federal Reserve, which Key worked for in 2000-01, backed the Nazis and so did Bush’s grandfather, Prescott Bush, who was the top Nazi agent in the US. (Journalists like Jim Marrs and John Buchanan have drawn parallels between Hitler and Bush, the current president, and say he is a practising Nazi. Refer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4-TL5AGHFY ).
Merrill Lynch, a company Key worked for, was one of those that engaged in insider trading on 9/11. There was an unusually large numbers of “put” options on United and American Airlines shortly before the 9/11 attacks. I am not suggesting that he was involved in this himself, but I am suggesting that it does indicate that he has been with an organization which appears to have ties to the CIA/New World Order.
Refer: http://www.fromthewilderness.com/free/ww3/12_06_01_death_profits_pt1.html
October 30th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Do they allow sanitariums to have Internet access now?
WTF.
The best anology I have is Helen Clark v King Canute.
We all know the Canute story.
In Helens version she insistes that the over 600 tax payer funded spin doctors halt the incoming tide!
When they fail, they get ripped into.
Had they succeeded she would have stolen all the Glory.
Right now NZ wants and will get a change. I am still on for a 55%+ National Party vote. Funny how the left have lost their appetite.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
When National are in the Beehive they will inherit a wealth of information on computer logs about who wrote what and when.
It’s not hard to imagine that this sort of information could easily be used to say how much extra needs to be added to the Labour returns for election spending. This could be quite a costly mistake for a party that is running out of cash fast …
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Where did this loony tunes come from? Is this “care in the community” NZ-style?
You’re wrong about the tie, JK is a closet Man Utd fan (probably worse in some peoples’ estimation), but it’s been covered up…
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Glutaemus Maximus change what change are you talking about,is it the change from one set of thieves to another set of thieves and how do you think this will help you
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Jas, can you please answer my question. Who is John Key’s boss? Let’s go after these bastards. Right to the top.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Wow Jastowns – I love it!
Vote:John Key, the Knight Templar, Warrior of Wall Street
The prophesy is being fullfilled.
October 30th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
“WTF does that mean you moron??”
So typical of the nutbar hard right. All that comment of yours shows is how much you just don’t get it. Knuckle-dragger.
Google it, you should. Much wisdom shall you find there, yes…
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I heard he was really Luke’s father
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
“Google it, you should.”
HHAha, you dumbarse, you write your meaningless half witted bottom shelf shit here all day every day and you don’t have a fucken clue what you’re writing about. Get an education lowlife.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
redbaiter go to the links given and get a clue,
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Everything can be explained by a conspiracy the problem is nobody in a century has come up with a solution. Even with all the education about conspiracies to combat them the conspiracies just get bigger. PM Keith Holyoake and the cabinet knew about it in the 1960′s.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Representatives from the New World Order knocked on my door last Sunday morning. They wanted to sell me some coupons and asked about my bank balance. I told them I was a born-again ACT party member and they quickly hurried away. Shortly afterwards I heard John Key on the radio followed by a commercial for New World – sirloin steak for $9.99/kilo.
It’s clear to me that John Key’s boss is in fact the butchery department manager from New World Supermarket, Victoria Park, Auckland. Who would have guessed a corrupt puppet master so high up the food chain!
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Apparently John Key is the secret architect of the Amero… yeah…
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
jastowns why dont you piss off over to whoar where your comments will actually be appreciated.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
goodgod step away from your tv and do some real research all you are doing for me is showing your ignorants i bet you still believe bin ladin did 911
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
“redbaiter go to the links given and get a clue,”
What’s this mean Jas? You haven’t been able to trace the chain of command any further than John Key? Well damn it, we just need to get someone on to it. Someone good at these kind of things. Have you talked to Mike Williams??
Goodgod- I tell you mate, I just don’t believe that.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
hagues why you dont you piss off back to your xbox where your knowledge will be handy
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I see we have some new Labour party stafers kindly taking some time off from writting shit on the strandard to join us under assumed names and troll here for us. Hello guys.
Get fucking jobs you parasitical shitbags. Your free ride is over.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Barack Hussein Obama II is probably being promoted by “conspiracists”. if he wins the presidency it probably will not do him much good because he could find a new home in a place like Arlington Cemetery by the end of 2009.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
redbaiter whats wrong withh you i tell you where the answers you are looking for are and you come back with the same shit
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
You know…. John key kind-of looks like Burt. And we all know that Burt IS EVIL!
(actually, if someone with good photoshop skills could have a go at making John Key versions of these, it would be quite amusing)
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
“I see we have some new Labour party stafers kindly taking some time off from writting shit on the strandard to join us under assumed names and troll here for us.”
Just damn untenable I say..!!!
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
You know…. John key kind-of looks like Burt. And we all know that BURT IS EVIL
(actually, if someone with good photoshop skills could have a go at making John Key versions of these, it would be quite amusing)
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
jastowns
Yes, you’re bringing this together nicely. The prostitution thing, the Nazi thing. International intrigue, plotting and collaberation. Secret cartels. Deceit, lies, corruption, bribery. Big money politics. Global domination.
Two words: Formula 1 (well, one word and a number). Does this mean we now know who shot those videos of Max Mosely??!! I can’t say I look the look of where this is all heading.
Keep up the good work jastowns, your country needs you. However, can I suggest that just for the moment, you should try and get some sleep. Stop putting your fingers into the light sockets to stay awake and for goodness sake, put the caps back on those white board markers or at least open a window.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
“redbaiter whats wrong withh you i tell you where the answers you are looking for are and you come back with the same shit”
What is the name of John Key’s boss Jas? Surely if you are so aware of what the plot is, you can tell me that. Lets get after him/ her. Is it Merryl Streep?
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
jastowns – youre right!
once key becomes PM he will steal money from us to finance his next election campaign! he will also take away our right to criticise him in election year!!
oh wait.. that was helen..
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I hear its pretty desparate for the socialists poodles and lackeys seeking work after 8 Nov Sources say that they having their CVs returned at an alarming rate and most will be on the dole by Xmas.
Ahh well with the Nats/MP work for the dole scheme I will enjoy watching some of them trimming and strimming the grass on the road side as I sit drinking a nice cold beer over the holidays
It will pay the bastards back for the rape and pillage of my hip pocket by their mistress over the past 9 years
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
“Surely.. you can tell me that.”
Weren’t you going to get back to Stephen on why you are pro-freedom and yet anti the freedom to smoke dope? Still got nothing there, I see…
And I see you clearly still haven’t looked up “untenable”, and yet are telling me to get an education… now THERE’S an untenable position
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
All that back story about the solo Mum in a State House
Vote:Where’s John’s Mum?
Let’s see the house.
John is a mystery
Look at his name – Key
Is he the ‘one’ who holds the key?
October 30th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Thanks Jastowns, I needed some light entertainment today.
Goes to show that the Mental Health Act is working as designed. Lunatics living in the community and not having to take their medication.
Dime. You have summed the current situation up most succinctly
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
“Untenable”- isn’t that between unnineable and unelevenable?
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
its amazing you people are so far up your own asses looking at what is right in front of you is impossible
Vote:stick with your propaganda news and info, i have more important morons to teach than you bums
October 30th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Why did John Key shoot John Lennon?
Why did he play a fiddle whilst the City of the Rubicon burned?
What drugs is Jasthing on?
If an Alien landed, and said to you. Take me to your leader! Which name would you give the immigrant?
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
“Untenable”- isn’t that between unnineable and unelevenable?”
As I suspected – just another half-educated, knuckle-dragging brainwashed indoctrinated halfwit… No wnder you call yourself “Redbaiter”, you probably can’t spell your own name correctly.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
No YOU’RE untenble, this whole thread is UNTENABLE!
How unlike socialists to just just fuck with language till its meaningless.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
All these big words are making Murray’s head spin…
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
jastown says….i have more important morons to teach than you bums…,yeah all of them on the 9th floor.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Good, then fuck off jerktown as no one here is going to miss you!
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Ahh fuck it, I may as well come clean now seeing as jazmag has busted me.
I, Nefarious, am John Key’s master. My dastardly plan for world domination is unstoppable, but do have fun trying.
Does anyone have any good ideas for what to do when our inevitable victory is achieved? I fear I may get a little bored, so a new challenge is required! I don’t much like gardening or jigsaw puzzles and I lack the hand to eye co-ordination for those new fangled video games. What is a villainous mastermind to do when all of his evil doings are done?
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
“i have more important morons to teach than you bums”
Yeah Jas, you go girl, those more important morons couldn’t ask for a better teacher.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
jerktown very funny, well my three year old thought so,Damedanal thats funny to yes
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
RedB – touché
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Theres always Gotham City Nefarious ………………. Ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ……………………. They’ll never catch you now.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
But watch out for the glowing green crystal stuff, it will make you mortal
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
jastowns, how many times have I told you – it is YOUSE BUMS dammit
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
“Herald; 1.15pm: Stumble on the trail”
Prime Minister Helen Clark has taken a fall while shaking hands with the public in Riccarton Mall, reports the Herald’s Patrick Gower. Helen Clark slipped and fell forwards. She was not injured and was helped to her feet by diplomatic protection officers”
Sounds like she ‘s pissed!
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
This must surely be the most entertaining Kiwiblog thread of the week.
Nothing like a Nazis-under-the-beds, one world order-believing, 9/11 truther to make everyone else look sane.
Ratbiter – Surely spelling insults correctly isn’t too hard – they are mostly short words. I’m relaxed about all other spelling and grammar mistakes, but you have to draw the line somewhere.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
bubox yu pedantick nob. donnt bee sow anul.
yoo karnt bee a teechar bekos yoowd no speling isarnt reekwired 2 pas ncae eksams nemoar.
Voat Laber bekos nashunal ownly wont ure kash munny four jon kees writch maytz & there nu modal armee.
thay roat sum gud songz thow.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
You lot can pay my cleaning bill. I laughed so much at the ludicrous rhetoric of ratbaiter and jastown, that my coffee just left my mouth and flew on to the keyboard.
Is that all the left can come up with…uneducated, illiterate pillocks who invade this thread with their meaningless diatribe?
OMG if that is the sort of person that associates with the left, I thank god I am a righty!!!!
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Murray
“Well we’ve been letting labour fuck us for a decade so why not let other people come and do it and GIVE us money instead of TAKE it for a change.”
Exquisite!
We can legally challenge other countries on the basis that ‘our girls are sexier, and our brothels are better and more legal than yours!’
Let’s free enterprise!
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
Why we should beieve jastowns
JK was born in the year JFK was sworn in (1961) – conspiracy… OF COURSE
And look at those initials… JK… JK
He was also born on the 9th….. which matches the 9th… 9/11 – conspiracy.. OF COURSE
He was a member of the New York Federal Reserve Bank in 2001……. conspiracy… OF COURSE
He is rich
He smiles
oh… jastown… about Key being a Nazi…. you do realise his mother is a jewish austrian immigrant?
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Uncle Helen
Vote:You stop hiding behind that sheet with Jastown written on it and come right back here to the treatment room! The man in the nice white coat is going to give you enough drugs to keep you going till the end of next week; THEN you can finish having you 19th nervous breakdown.
October 30th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Nefarious
nice one
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Jesus Kiwi don’t tell them he’s Jewish you’ll set off the whole “Jew boy Key global Zionist conspiracy” bullshit again.
That there’s some funny shit dave s
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Patrick Starr reports:
Prime Minister Helen Clark has taken a fall while shaking hands with the public in Riccarton Mall, reports the Herald’s Patrick Gower. Helen Clark slipped and fell forwards. She was not injured and was helped to her feet by diplomatic protection officers”
A shock revelation has stunned the country. A prominent politician and former merchant banker facing fraud allegations was observed leaving the scene in haste. Bystander a Mr Mike Williams recently of Melbourne asserted to the aghast media that the assailant was none other than a certain John Key whom he stated was known to be a serial asset tripper.
Vote:Police Commissioner Howard said based on the proven veracity of the key witness an arrest would be imminent.
October 30th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
John Key killed the radio star
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I also have it on good authority that he also shot the sheriff, but as of right now, there is still no word on the deputy.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
John Key ate my hampster.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
John Key round-housed Chuck Norris, and that’s why he Chuck doesn’t make movies any more.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
He was probably in Hong Kong at the same time Bruce Lee was killed…..
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Why we should believe jastowns
Vote:im not asking you to believe me do some research and you will come to the same result i have
people here are having a good laugh and think im crazy by what iv said yet i can not laugh at there comments its just sad that these people who say there so smart only know what tv and papers have told them to believe(not very smart)
i know for a fact that all that think im full of shit have done no research away from mainstream(government propaganda)
ive been where all of you are now, i know how stupid it sounds but i did the research and it dosent take long to relize all we are being told is lies and bullshit to serve one agenda
by the way hitlers mother was a jew but this is far to complacated for now
there is proof lots of it all you have to do is look at it, step away from the tv, why do you think tv is free(its a propaganda tool)wake up!!!!!
October 30th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Nefarious says:
“Does anyone have any good ideas for what to do when our inevitable victory is achieved?”
Well yes actually.
1. Sort these bloody boxing world championship titles out. It drives me nuts. We only need one title in each division and I don’t care if its the bloddy WBC, the WBF, the WBO, the WHO, UNESCO, the XYZ or even the friggin’ KKK. Let’s just have ONE.
2. Ditch this silly idea about a single engine for Formula 1. jastowns seems to be right on the money with his developing theory about Ferrari and they clearly have Max’s bleeding buttocks/bollocks on a hook, but I have to agree with them on this.
3. Sort out the global economy, world peace, poverty, hunger, and global warming so that we don’t have to listen to beauty contestants speak.
4. Stop this ridiculous business of playing music at and during the footy. If people want to listen to music, then they can stay at home and listen to the bloody radio or their wanky bloody bollocksy Ipods. And get rid of those pathetic cheerleaders or, at the very least, bring back the Eden Park Gorilla who knew what to do with them.
5. Bring back rucking.
6. Bring back chilly bins full of piss at the cricket and the rugby. Summary hanging for people that go over the top and stuff it up for the rest of us.
7. Bring back Georgie Pie.
8. “Black Caps”?? WTF?? “Black Craps” more like it. Get rid of the stupid name. Is there something wrong with “New Zealand”, “the New Zealand MENS cricket team”? And while you’re at it, get rid of “Black/Silver/All Sticks/Whites (not PC now anyway) Balls/Ferns/Dicks/Tits or whatever. Load of bollocks. Free loading git names. We have the All Blacks and we have the Kiwis (unfortunately). Full stop. The end.
9. Rodney’s jacket. It has to go. Give it to the SAS and they can use it to immobilise and stun terrorists. One wave of it should be enough.
10. Ask the Law Society if they are vaguely interested in the fact that one of their own just might have told some porkies to the Privileges Committee. Or send them some back copies of the Dom/Herald etc just in case they haven’t heard. Christ, who do they think they are? The Medical Disciplinary Tribunal????!!!!
That should do you for Day 1. I’ll get back to you with a list for the next 1094 days.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
jastowns says:
[well, more of the same actually ...]
Look here jastowns, just go and have a good nap. My guess is that you should be as right as rain after about 36 hours straight kip. And enough with the light socket already.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Hmmm, something to think about.
1. How about just one title full stop? If those little fellas are so hard they’d have a good crack at it anyway and it would bring a bit of spice to the contest.
2. I like the idea of using road car engines in F1, the mechanics should come from the nearest stealership to each circuit and the teams must adhere to manufacturers service intervals. That should keep Ferrari in the garage for a while and give Toyota a half chance.
3. That’s going to be John’s job and if he fucks it up he’s getting the booby prize of a civil union with Peter Davis.
4. The music shall cease. I will play the role of the gorilla. I know just what to do with those cheerleaders, I’ll catch the game on mysky later.
5. I’m sorry? Bring it back? I never gave it away. Poor Richie may get a few more stripes though.
6. Chilly bins shall be included in the ticket price. Full ones.
7. Pie’s are good.
8. I’m sorry but I’m going to ban cricket. It’s not a real sport unless there is full contact.
9. Rodney’s jacket shall be placed in Te Papa as a reminder of the extreme measures required to free a country of the evils of the long hard years of socialist rule.
10. The Law Society? I am the law, they shall be dispensed with forthwith. Fucking thieves.
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Nefarious
Re your very carefully considered response:
re point 3: Mr Davis is already in civil union with The Leader. But if he (JK, ie JFK ie 9/11/ German spy/Five Go Mad in Dorset etc etc) does fuck up then he deseves both of them (and only one bathroom).
re point 5: You might not have, but the referees have. However, I ascertain from the overall tone of your response that you are not only well qualified to identify an appropriate way in which to deal with this issue, but you are also suitably motivated. Happy to leave this (their) ball(s) in your court.
re point 8: A tinge of sadness on my part, but then I can see that this would be better for my long term emotional wellbeing.
Otherwise, in the round I think that your Day 1 policies pass muster. Have you formed an election party, or are you just going to have one??
Vote:October 30th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
“And get rid of those pathetic cheerleaders or, at the very least, bring back the Eden Park Gorilla who knew what to do with them.”
Vote:Are you talking about Zinny? At least he had the decency to marry her afterwards!!