New Green billboards
The Greens have a facility to create your own Green billboard. I have not used it, but a reader has been, and sent me these:
I’d say Blanket Man is definitely a Green voter.
What may happen if Keith Locke is Minister of Finance in a Labour-Green Government!
So if the one on the right is meant to represent Jeanette, does that make Russel the one on the left?
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Tags: billboards, Greens, Humour
October 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Don’t presume to speak for Blanket Man. Have 20 demerits.
October 29th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Couldn’t resist doing the same, although I used gimp…
http://savethehumans.typepad.com/
(down the bottom)
Does anyone know who can print these things large for putting on my fence?
October 29th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
“What may happen if Keith Locke is Minister of Finance in a Labour-Green Government!”
Their spokesperson is Fitzsimons though! I think Cullen would rather put an old fish in his jacket pocket next budget time than let a Green be the Minister though
October 29th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
if Keith Locke is Minister of Finance . . .
Try breaking the prozac in half.
October 29th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
http://www.iforce.co.nz/i/290ec7f3888dfe23ae65fe10215a7552.jpg
Ahh too easy !
October 29th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
“Try breaking the prozac in half.”
Why? Winston Peters is still Foreign Affairs Minister. With Klark’s obsession with power, anything is possible.
October 29th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
are the greens your new winston/obsession..?
..dpf..?
..phil(whoar.co.nz)
October 29th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
The Herald has just broken the non story beatup of JKs supposed involvement in the H fee. Big bloody deal
Guess who were Ministers in the Government of the time and over saw the 1987 stock market crash and the down fall of Equitycopr and all the other corps because neither had the brains and still dont have the brains to understand good corporate govenrnave
Thats right drum roll please It was Clark and Cullen
heh When are Guyon Fran Duncan et al gonna connect the dots as to who were in the government in the 2 biggest financial disasters in the past 20 years
Yes thats right folks Clark and Cullen
October 29th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
You mean if Keith Locke was minister of finance we might face a global financial crash!
Thank goodness the world economy is run by sensible people is all I can say.
October 29th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
i feel sad for you sometimes sonic.
people like you are stoked at the world financial crisis.. like it somehow justifies socialism.. which of course it does!
if we are all poor and have nothing, we cant lose anything in a crash! great idea!
October 29th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
sonic… the name is synonymous with speed… therefore energy… therefore evil… maybe it would be best if you could change your pseudonym to Free Wheelin Sonic, simply to avoid a mixed message.
Hangon – Sonic = Speed.. which is a DRUG…. AHHH… now i understand
October 29th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Of course that Wussle on the left, hes on the left of EVERYONE.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
“people like you are stoked at the world financial crisis”
Not at all, however there is the bright side of watching all of the free market ideologues having to eat their words.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
by the way if you want to “make a fun billboard” using the greens website. simply save the image and dont submit aat end. As Greens will reject anything with a sense of humour….. mmmn funny that
October 29th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Sonic, has it ever occurred to you that the people responsible for the present financial mess are not capitalists at all? The capitalists are the people helplessly watching their investments go down the gurgler, or watching the small business they own become precarious and possibly uneconomic. The money shufflers and the corporate CEOs aren’t capitalists because they’re insulated from risk. They receive their salaries (and sometimes even bonuses) even when they lose money.
Shareholder power has been being lost to the managerial elites for centuries now, accompanied by loss of political power by parliament to the executive.
As they stand at present, capitalism and socialism (if you can call what Locke would practice if in a position of power socialism, which I doubt) have become competing ideologies about the distributio of other people’s money: capitalism thinks it best done by salaried speculators insulated from risk and consequences (unless they go so far as to break the law) while socialism would have it done by salaried bureaucrats insulted from risk and consequences.
We need a far more fundamental change than see-sawing back towards more “socialism” now “capitalism” has failed again.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Another Green post! Hurray! You can’t buy advertising space like this! I guess (billboard no. 1) the Greens will be the party to support ‘blanket man’ and others of his ilk, in need of compassion.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Like the lefty Clinton administration that flooded the world with cash sonic?
gimp.
October 29th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I don’t think we’d really want finance. We have smaller fish that need throwing back into the ocean.
Also, it’s not really as if we could get much worse than the mess G.W.B. and friends have landed us in right now.
edit: I also find myself agreeing with Rex. We don’t have capitalism in any meaningful sense at the moment, as Contact has shown, we have managerial oligarchy
October 29th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
“Also, it’s not really as if we could get much worse than the mess G.W.B. and friends have landed us in right now.”
You stupid uninformed prick. If the Democrats hadn’t blocked Bush initiated legislation, the “mess” might never have occurred. If prominent Democrats hadn’t been running most of the institutions that precipitated the collapse it might never have happened. As usual, all you have are cowardly smears and a strategy based on the old Hitlerian maxim that if you tell a lie often enough it becomes accepted as the truth. Contemptible slimy cowards without a skerrick of honour. That is all you ever are.
October 29th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
wasnt it clinton that increased sub prime mortgages.
sonic – what you greens forget is there is a lot of MA & Pa money going down the toilet.
and as i said – with your system, no one but an elite few would have anything..
a man with nothing, aint got nothing to lose..
October 29th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Shit, has Nandos hit on hard times. Somone should have told him he was following the wrong path.
October 29th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Actually you can buy adverising space just like this blowfly, its just that your kind likes to use our money for it.
October 29th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Whats with all the trolls today?
Must of struck a nerve with them Mr Farrar! well done.
October 29th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Oh I don’t know, KiwiChickenLittle, there are one or two up there now that are pretty funny!
October 29th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Helen has cried “Slander! And let slip the fuckwits of war!!!
We suposed to beleive its a groundswell of public brain damage or support for her or something.
October 29th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
For a moment, I thought it was Phil.
October 29th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
and now for a serious message from the Greens:
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/stuffuwant/commie1.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/stuffuwant/commie2.jpg
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/stuffuwant/commie3.jpg
October 29th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
What’s Parekura doing on a greens billboard? Did he defect?
October 29th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Vote for Sue Bradford, Mother of the Nation:
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s238/stuffuwant/bigsue.jpg
October 29th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
goodgod, love no3
October 29th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Blanket man is accepted in his state because he is Maori.
A white man in this state would never get the exposure this man does.
a white man would be an embarrassment to the establishment and never got to see the light of day.
But none of this is why I would crticise Blanket man.
If he was educated I would really respect his stand. and that’s why the wizard is really tolerated. he’s actually a university graduate. hE CAN SPEAK PROFOUNDLY AND ENLIGHTEDLY.
I’m willing to state blanket man really hasn’t got much to say.
After all these years his following should be visible.
Probably doesn’t understand a thing that’s been written bout him.
All he knows is, he’ll never submit to an employer.
October 29th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
The lobster definitely represents Russel because:
1) the brain power matches – no insult to the lobster intended
2) it has 8 legs for grabbing everything in sight
3) it has 2 claws for punishing those that disagree with it
4) the best lobster is a dead one
5) if you look at the picture you’ll see that it’s using an antenna as a mind control device.
http://www.kiwipolemicist.wordpress.com
October 29th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
I was messing about with the same idea a week ago:
The scariest effect is when you put Sue Bradford in place of Alistair Guthrie’s daughter – because it’s the truth.
http://oneandonlybrands.blogspot.com/2008/10/nz-green-policy.html
October 29th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
I’ve done a couple of alternative Green billboards:
http://kiwipolemicist.wordpress.com/2008/10/29/the-truth-about-voting-green/
October 30th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Is ‘ENLIGHTEDLY” a word?
October 30th, 2008 at 8:57 am
How long have the Greens been in parliament?:
NZ ranked among big polluters
Hardly worth voting for them to achieve this well deserved result.
Are any of the countries on the top ten list actually poorer than New Zealand?
October 30th, 2008 at 10:36 am
RRM keep your socialist crap off my site.
I have a no fuckwits policy unlike DPF who has an open door policy for shitheads that lets your kind talk crap in public.
October 30th, 2008 at 11:08 am
‘Is ‘ENLIGHTEDLY” a word?’
lol, thought that would come up.
Fortunately, this isn’t an academic site and anyway,
Schools accept text language now.
But,,
Can you spell the word correctedly???
October 30th, 2008 at 11:27 am
I put up a picture of Mars with the tagline ‘Stop Martian Warming’ and the dumbarses sent me an email saying they put it up although it seems to have gone now
Also I posted the picture of Jeanette’s replacement featured here about a week ago
October 30th, 2008 at 11:38 am
I like the comments on Clarke and Cullen and how they were around at the last financial world crisis. You all have to remember, and maybe some of you were not around then, that when the [deleted by DPF and 20 demerits] (Clarke) was in her early years of Parliament that she became the Minister of Health. When she took over that portfolio everything turned to sh*t. Still today things within th Health system have not recovered. Clarke needs to get over herself and work with other parties!
As for the comments about the blanket man getting coverage because he is Maori….WHATEVER! He gets coverage because he is who he is regardless of colour. I thought all the racists left NZ! Remember the Bucket Man….yeah that is right he was WHITE
October 30th, 2008 at 11:39 am
No wikri I can’t. Thats how dyslexia works.
Universitys DON’T accept crpspek and require things to be in English so once again our students are not being prepared for higher learning.
BTW I cut and past the word so don’t blame me.
October 30th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Murray there was nothing at all political in the comment I left on your site.
So, thank you for confirming for me that in your mind “socialist” has no real meaning beyond “Stuff I don’t like”.
I had wondered about that once or twice.
October 30th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
http://www.voteforus.co.nz/images/entry/KNKJXD9UX4XF1UTT_small_me.jpg
October 30th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
“Universitys DON’T accept crpspek and require things to be in English so once again our students are not being prepared for higher learning.”
Yes,
I am well aware students are being betrayed for higher learning
which is why I’m very glad I was a sixties kid who got educated.