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Winston’s diet

October 22nd, 2008 at 6:53 am by David Farrar

Rob Hosking at NBR reported:

At a North Shore candidates’ meeting on Tuesday, one punter asked a question from the floor about general health, gambling, alcoholism and the like. New Zealand First MP Dail Jones stood up and said it was a question of looking after yourself, eating well, and getting some exercise. “An excellent example of this would be Winston Peters,” said Jones. “His health was terrible until he changed his lifestyle and began eating mainly fish …” That was as far as he got before the audience collapsed in laughter and Wayne Mapp cried “scampi.”

Oh if only someone could have captured that on video. Classic.

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5 Responses to “Winston’s diet”

  1. Glutaemus Maximus (2,207) Says:
    October 22nd, 2008 at 7:48 am

    Good to see that Winston has swapped booze for fish.

    I guess he still gets weekly samples for testing?

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  2. DamnedAngry (242) Says:
    October 22nd, 2008 at 8:09 am

    Some good Eminem “Fuck Off” lyrics adapted that I could imagine Winnie rapping to :)

    If I aint in it for the money Im in it for the scamPi
    Its 2008 yo and you still cant fuck with me
    You dont be fuckin with my baubles of power
    Fuckin with my 2-5 up your fuckin ass like my shoe size
    I got a new policy, kinda like voodoo
    You do what we say and well do what we want to
    Were fuckin up your country and were fuckin up your progam
    Twisted brown gets down with no assistance
    We wont quit until were banned from existence
    Persistance pays if that holds true
    Then Im gonna be Primeminister before the time Im through
    I was praised and raised on the thoughts of no takings
    So let me get what I got comin and the rest Im fakin
    Im shakin like jerry lee lewis and shit…

    Enough already!

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  3. Murray (8,832) Says:
    October 22nd, 2008 at 8:13 am

    Every party has one.

    Put him in the same quiet back room with Williamson and they play together untill after the election.

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  4. Ross Miller (1,539) Says:
    October 22nd, 2008 at 9:15 am

    Dail Jones still sticking with Winston First after he dumped on and demoted him.

    Slow learner.

    Very slow learner.

    Very, very slow learner.

    You take your pick.

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  5. Rex Widerstrom (4,965) Says:
    October 22nd, 2008 at 3:00 pm

    Ross Miller: How about “Greedy little dumbass desperate to keep his perks”?

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