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Nikki Kaye demonstrates National’s technique for dealing with ordinary Kiwi’s – hold them close, start screwing them from the bottom up (see disabling grip) and throughout it all, KEEP SMILING! (use the ‘John Key’ gormless grin. It works!)
Im always humoured to see greenflys personal attacks on Nikki Kayes good looks
Now’s your chance Patrick, to show that you tell the truth! Paste in ONE personal attack that I’ve made on Nikki Kaye’s good looks, just ONE and I’ll never again comment here on Kiwiblog. Think how grateful everyone will be to you! It will only take ONE example from you and I’m gone! Or are you dishonest, Patrick Starr? Don’t run away on me Patrick – your reputation is on the line.
Greenfly: Nikki Kaye demonstrates National’s technique for dealing with ordinary Kiwi’s – hold them close, start screwing them from the bottom up (see disabling grip) and throughout it all, KEEP SMILING! (use the ‘John Key’ gormless grin. It works!)
“This would never have happened if Hitler was still in charge” the saying in Austria and Germany would go post-WWII. “They’d have just been put up against a wall and that would have been the end of it; problem solved.”
Like most productive Kiwis, contemplating the collective challenge our society faces after the devastation wrought by a decade of the Labour/Green version of Marxist-Leninism, all of the effort we’re going to have to expend rebuilding our country after the harm they inflicted, I can see the sense.
Why not put Greenfly and his ilk up against a wall? They’ve caused so much damage and are busily scurrying about sabotaging our efforts to rebuild while plotting their next power-grab, from which we’ll have to rebuild again and again in an endless cycle.
The Greens, Labour and their sycophantic horde of barbarians are an internal enemy, bent on taking everything from decent Kiwis and enslaving us to their ideology.
The Khmer Rouge (from who Michael Cullen and Helen Clark took so much inspiration) had a saying that is particularly apt. To use that saying (and by extension, the Labour/Green’s ideology against them;)
“To kill you has no cost, to let you live has no benefit.”
We need more productive Kiwis, we need fewer Greenfly parasites feasting on us.
“A bird in the hand is worth two consecutive terms in opposition” (the move to the centre is so far paying off for Key’s National)
“Kiwis swoon under National’s steady hands and natural smile” (National under John Key is proving to be a breath of fresh air for a weary nation)
“The kiwi relaxed after being told Nikki would not also be released onto Motuihe Island” 😉 -kidding!
“The kiwi was pleased to find the MP for Auckland Central would not be putting her beak into his affairs, unlike the MP for Mt Albert had been doing routinely for the past 9 years.” (no explanation necessary!)