Caption Contest

March 22nd, 2009 at 9:18 am by David Farrar

kiwis

This photo from the Sunday Star-Times of Auckland Central MP and a Kiwi being released on Motuihe Island – a wildlife sanctuary.

Suggested captions welcome below, so long as they are funny.

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42 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Sushi Goblin (419 comments) says:

    One gorgeous chick, one NZ icon. And after defeating the loathsome Tizard, I struggle to work out which is which.

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  2. greenfly (1,059 comments) says:

    David! You’ve posted the wrong photo! That’s a 3rd Former!

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  3. dad4justice (8,302 comments) says:

    Bugger me a kiwi that can enjoy a lifestyle without pests and predators. Any room on that Island for me to shack up?

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  4. greenfly (1,059 comments) says:

    Nikki Kaye demonstrates National’s technique for dealing with ordinary Kiwi’s – hold them close, start screwing them from the bottom up (see disabling grip) and throughout it all, KEEP SMILING! (use the ‘John Key’ gormless grin. It works!)

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  5. Danyl Mclauchlan (1,070 comments) says:

    This photo from the Sunday Star-Times of Auckland Central MP Nikki Kaye and a Kiwi being released on Motuihe Island – a wildlife sanctuary.

    Kaye is nocturnal and shy, but friendly towards humans.

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  6. Dave Mann (1,248 comments) says:

    Yes, greenfly! I thought it was a picture of a schoolgirl!

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  7. Piggy (66 comments) says:

    “Wow, I wonder how much of the public is thick enough to think that doing a cheesy photo shoot will make it look like we actually care about the environment!”

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  8. Patrick Starr (3,674 comments) says:

    Of course greenfly thinks no one qualifies to care about conservation unless they look like this
    http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/56077106.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193CC300C081D9F47008946EE12E420E2F90C8C17DD516706E5A55A1E4F32AD3138

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  9. greenfly (1,059 comments) says:

    Nikki Kaye – a girl with a future – hopes to do well with her NCEA next year. For now, happy to be an active member of her school council. Gook luck Nikki – we’re rooting for you!

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  10. greenfly (1,059 comments) says:

    Patrick – is that a shot from your family album? Sister?

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  11. big bruv (14,127 comments) says:

    Greenfly is still in shock, he cannot work out how the Nat’s can have a female politician that does not look like a fat pit bull, or one that shaves more than most men.

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  12. Patrick Starr (3,674 comments) says:

    hows this very mature looking green candidate Gareth

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LSci1OJn3Xk/R7FrSIi1wAI/AAAAAAAAAMg/KNr8XJWuDV8/s200/gareth+percy.JPG

    my gawd – he looks like a 12 year old who has bravely scrawled something on his handkerchief

    Bruv – I suspect the ‘he’ greenfly is in fact a ‘she’ (hence the cats claws over a decent looking Nikki Kaye)

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  13. wynkie (86 comments) says:

    Hot chicks

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  14. Christopher (425 comments) says:

    John Key: “Look Nikki, when I said bring another cute chick for a threesome this wasn’t what I had in mind…”

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  15. side show bob (3,660 comments) says:

    “what sort of stuffing would you recommend ?”

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  16. Patrick Starr (3,674 comments) says:

    Im always humoured to see greenflys personal attacks on Nikki Kayes good looks, particularly considering the stated Green Party Value number 6: “Engage respectfully, without personal attacks”

    Perhaps number 7 is “Do as we say – not as we do”

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  17. Peter (1,723 comments) says:

    Both entities know more about cars than Judith Tizard.

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  18. greenfly (1,059 comments) says:

    Im always humoured to see greenflys personal attacks on Nikki Kayes good looks

    Now’s your chance Patrick, to show that you tell the truth! Paste in ONE personal attack that I’ve made on Nikki Kaye’s good looks, just ONE and I’ll never again comment here on Kiwiblog. Think how grateful everyone will be to you! It will only take ONE example from you and I’m gone! Or are you dishonest, Patrick Starr? Don’t run away on me Patrick – your reputation is on the line. :-)

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  19. Adolf Fiinkensein (2,914 comments) says:

    But how will she survive in the wild?

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  20. racer (257 comments) says:

    # Peter (125) Vote: Add rating 0 Subtract rating 0 Says:
    March 22nd, 2009 at 12:22 pm

    Both entities know more about cars than Judith Tizard.

    Both entities plus Judith Tizard know more about anything than Paula Bennett

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  21. greenfly (1,059 comments) says:

    Adolf – Almighty God will protect her – that’s the key!

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  22. Peter (1,723 comments) says:

    Both entities plus Judith Tizard know more about anything than Paula Bennett

    Meh. Too wordy :)

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  23. Michael E (274 comments) says:

    Both Kiwi and Auckland Central MP expected to thrive!

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  24. mara (794 comments) says:

    Mummy, mummy, I found it at school and the teacher said I could keep it. It’s soo cute and loves me. Pretty please Mummy.

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  25. big bruv (14,127 comments) says:

    Patrick

    Yep, Greenfly is definitely a Shelia, probably a single mother on the DPB judging by the amount of time she spends on here.

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  26. MajorBloodnok (361 comments) says:

    “This is worth two in the bush… AND 2000 votes.”

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  27. greenfly (1,059 comments) says:

    big bruv – I’ve gotta ask, wtf is a ‘Shelia’???

    btw – you clearly have no idea how much time it takes a single parent to care for children. There would be very few commenting on a blog like this, I’d bet.

    Patrick? Patrick?

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  28. Steve (4,587 comments) says:

    Does the Government or previous Government have a Policy on BLOWFLY disorders?

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  29. simon wellington (5 comments) says:

    in a happy go lucky singing style reminscint of the tv ad jingle…

    “I feel like chicken tonight”

    Is this further proof that John Key/National has/have dropped their pretence of being centrist ?

    see http://www.act.org.nz/news/lee-realises-that-farming-kiwi-actually-works

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  30. oob (191 comments) says:

    Greenfly: Nikki Kaye demonstrates National’s technique for dealing with ordinary Kiwi’s – hold them close, start screwing them from the bottom up (see disabling grip) and throughout it all, KEEP SMILING! (use the ‘John Key’ gormless grin. It works!)

    “This would never have happened if Hitler was still in charge” the saying in Austria and Germany would go post-WWII. “They’d have just been put up against a wall and that would have been the end of it; problem solved.”

    Like most productive Kiwis, contemplating the collective challenge our society faces after the devastation wrought by a decade of the Labour/Green version of Marxist-Leninism, all of the effort we’re going to have to expend rebuilding our country after the harm they inflicted, I can see the sense.

    Why not put Greenfly and his ilk up against a wall? They’ve caused so much damage and are busily scurrying about sabotaging our efforts to rebuild while plotting their next power-grab, from which we’ll have to rebuild again and again in an endless cycle.

    The Greens, Labour and their sycophantic horde of barbarians are an internal enemy, bent on taking everything from decent Kiwis and enslaving us to their ideology.

    The Khmer Rouge (from who Michael Cullen and Helen Clark took so much inspiration) had a saying that is particularly apt. To use that saying (and by extension, the Labour/Green’s ideology against them;)

    “To kill you has no cost, to let you live has no benefit.”

    We need more productive Kiwis, we need fewer Greenfly parasites feasting on us.

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  31. greenfly (1,059 comments) says:

    Patrick?

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  32. wikiriwhis business (4,115 comments) says:

    “One day Kiwiland will be mine

    hehehehe”

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  33. TimG_Oz (864 comments) says:

    I’m not sure quite how oob managed to Godwin a thread about a picture of a girl holding a kiwi, but I guess it’s no surprise as to where his political influences come from….

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  34. Robert Black (423 comments) says:

    “Psssst! White chick. Just make sure you keep the bloody Maoris away from me!”

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  35. ophiuchus (84 comments) says:

    My caption: “Hope no-one puts this on Kiwiblog, or I’ll be the laughing stock come question time”.

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  36. mavxp (491 comments) says:

    “A bird in the hand is worth two consecutive terms in opposition” (the move to the centre is so far paying off for Key’s National)

    “Kiwis swoon under National’s steady hands and natural smile” (National under John Key is proving to be a breath of fresh air for a weary nation)

    “The kiwi relaxed after being told Nikki would not also be released onto Motuihe Island” ;) -kidding!

    “The kiwi was pleased to find the MP for Auckland Central would not be putting her beak into his affairs, unlike the MP for Mt Albert had been doing routinely for the past 9 years.” (no explanation necessary!)

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  37. Glutaemus Maximus (2,207 comments) says:

    Anybody got a photo of Judith Tizard doing anything cute?

    Or H1 or h2?

    This lovely schoolgirl has stolen the electorates hearts.

    (yes, she once was a schoolgirl)

    The only picture I saw of Tizard actually moving, was hauling her wide load onto the stage at the big gay out.

    Directly before Dame Helen (The front half of the pantomime horse got all emotional about gay things

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  38. Murray (8,847 comments) says:

    You’re actually quite a nasty little turd aren’t you greenfly.

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  39. coventry (322 comments) says:

    Now how does that KFC recipe go ?

    2 cups flour
    1/2 tsp salt
    1/2 tsp thyme
    1/2 tsp basil
    1/2 tsp oregano
    1 tbsp celery salt
    1 tbsp black pepper
    1 tbsp dry mustard
    4 tbsp paprika
    2 tsp garlic salt
    1 tsp ground ginger
    3 tbsp MSG (Accent)

    Mix all ingredients well in a large bowl.

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  40. Short Shriveled and Slightly to the Left (786 comments) says:

    Just give the prize to Christopher already

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