Caption Contest
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:18 am by David Farrar
This photo from the Sunday Star-Times of Auckland Central MP Nikki Kaye and a Kiwi being released on Motuihe Island – a wildlife sanctuary.
Suggested captions welcome below, so long as they are funny.
Tags: caption contest, Nikki Kaye
March 22nd, 2009 at 9:25 am
One gorgeous chick, one NZ icon. And after defeating the loathsome Tizard, I struggle to work out which is which.
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 9:33 am
David! You’ve posted the wrong photo! That’s a 3rd Former!
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 9:57 am
Bugger me a kiwi that can enjoy a lifestyle without pests and predators. Any room on that Island for me to shack up?
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 10:17 am
“The bird’s cuter than me? Yeah Right!”
XChequer
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March 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
Nikki Kaye demonstrates National’s technique for dealing with ordinary Kiwi’s – hold them close, start screwing them from the bottom up (see disabling grip) and throughout it all, KEEP SMILING! (use the ‘John Key’ gormless grin. It works!)
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 10:47 am
This photo from the Sunday Star-Times of Auckland Central MP Nikki Kaye and a Kiwi being released on Motuihe Island – a wildlife sanctuary.
Kaye is nocturnal and shy, but friendly towards humans.
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 10:48 am
Yes, greenfly! I thought it was a picture of a schoolgirl!
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 11:18 am
“Wow, I wonder how much of the public is thick enough to think that doing a cheesy photo shoot will make it look like we actually care about the environment!”
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 11:27 am
Of course greenfly thinks no one qualifies to care about conservation unless they look like this
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March 22nd, 2009 at 11:34 am
Nikki Kaye – a girl with a future – hopes to do well with her NCEA next year. For now, happy to be an active member of her school council. Gook luck Nikki – we’re rooting for you!
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 11:35 am
Patrick – is that a shot from your family album? Sister?
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 11:54 am
Greenfly is still in shock, he cannot work out how the Nat’s can have a female politician that does not look like a fat pit bull, or one that shaves more than most men.
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:02 pm
hows this very mature looking green candidate Gareth
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LSci1OJn3Xk/R7FrSIi1wAI/AAAAAAAAAMg/KNr8XJWuDV8/s200/gareth+percy.JPG
my gawd – he looks like a 12 year old who has bravely scrawled something on his handkerchief
Bruv – I suspect the ‘he’ greenfly is in fact a ‘she’ (hence the cats claws over a decent looking Nikki Kaye)
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Hot chicks
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:17 pm
John Key: “Look Nikki, when I said bring another cute chick for a threesome this wasn’t what I had in mind…”
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:19 pm
“what sort of stuffing would you recommend ?”
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Im always humoured to see greenflys personal attacks on Nikki Kayes good looks, particularly considering the stated Green Party Value number 6: “Engage respectfully, without personal attacks”
Perhaps number 7 is “Do as we say – not as we do”
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Both entities know more about cars than Judith Tizard.
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Im always humoured to see greenflys personal attacks on Nikki Kayes good looks
Now’s your chance Patrick, to show that you tell the truth! Paste in ONE personal attack that I’ve made on Nikki Kaye’s good looks, just ONE and I’ll never again comment here on Kiwiblog. Think how grateful everyone will be to you! It will only take ONE example from you and I’m gone! Or are you dishonest, Patrick Starr? Don’t run away on me Patrick – your reputation is on the line.
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
But how will she survive in the wild?
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:40 pm
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March 22nd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Both entities know more about cars than Judith Tizard.
Both entities plus Judith Tizard know more about anything than Paula Bennett
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Adolf – Almighty God will protect her – that’s the key!
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Meh. Too wordy
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Both Kiwi and Auckland Central MP expected to thrive!
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Mummy, mummy, I found it at school and the teacher said I could keep it. It’s soo cute and loves me. Pretty please Mummy.
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Patrick
Yep, Greenfly is definitely a Shelia, probably a single mother on the DPB judging by the amount of time she spends on here.
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 1:29 pm
“This is worth two in the bush… AND 2000 votes.”
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
big bruv – I’ve gotta ask, wtf is a ‘Shelia’???
btw – you clearly have no idea how much time it takes a single parent to care for children. There would be very few commenting on a blog like this, I’d bet.
Patrick? Patrick?
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Does the Government or previous Government have a Policy on BLOWFLY disorders?
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 5:59 pm
in a happy go lucky singing style reminscint of the tv ad jingle…
“I feel like chicken tonight”
Is this further proof that John Key/National has/have dropped their pretence of being centrist ?
see http://www.act.org.nz/news/lee-realises-that-farming-kiwi-actually-works
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Greenfly: Nikki Kaye demonstrates National’s technique for dealing with ordinary Kiwi’s – hold them close, start screwing them from the bottom up (see disabling grip) and throughout it all, KEEP SMILING! (use the ‘John Key’ gormless grin. It works!)
“This would never have happened if Hitler was still in charge” the saying in Austria and Germany would go post-WWII. “They’d have just been put up against a wall and that would have been the end of it; problem solved.”
Like most productive Kiwis, contemplating the collective challenge our society faces after the devastation wrought by a decade of the Labour/Green version of Marxist-Leninism, all of the effort we’re going to have to expend rebuilding our country after the harm they inflicted, I can see the sense.
Why not put Greenfly and his ilk up against a wall? They’ve caused so much damage and are busily scurrying about sabotaging our efforts to rebuild while plotting their next power-grab, from which we’ll have to rebuild again and again in an endless cycle.
The Greens, Labour and their sycophantic horde of barbarians are an internal enemy, bent on taking everything from decent Kiwis and enslaving us to their ideology.
The Khmer Rouge (from who Michael Cullen and Helen Clark took so much inspiration) had a saying that is particularly apt. To use that saying (and by extension, the Labour/Green’s ideology against them;)
“To kill you has no cost, to let you live has no benefit.”
We need more productive Kiwis, we need fewer Greenfly parasites feasting on us.
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Patrick?
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 7:32 pm
“One day Kiwiland will be mine
hehehehe”
Vote:March 22nd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
I’m not sure quite how oob managed to Godwin a thread about a picture of a girl holding a kiwi, but I guess it’s no surprise as to where his political influences come from….
Vote:March 23rd, 2009 at 2:31 am
“Psssst! White chick. Just make sure you keep the bloody Maoris away from me!”
Vote:March 23rd, 2009 at 2:50 am
My caption: “Hope no-one puts this on Kiwiblog, or I’ll be the laughing stock come question time”.
Vote:March 23rd, 2009 at 3:02 am
“A bird in the hand is worth two consecutive terms in opposition” (the move to the centre is so far paying off for Key’s National)
“Kiwis swoon under National’s steady hands and natural smile” (National under John Key is proving to be a breath of fresh air for a weary nation)
“The kiwi relaxed after being told Nikki would not also be released onto Motuihe Island”
-kidding!
“The kiwi was pleased to find the MP for Auckland Central would not be putting her beak into his affairs, unlike the MP for Mt Albert had been doing routinely for the past 9 years.” (no explanation necessary!)
Vote:March 23rd, 2009 at 4:45 am
Anybody got a photo of Judith Tizard doing anything cute?
Or H1 or h2?
This lovely schoolgirl has stolen the electorates hearts.
(yes, she once was a schoolgirl)
The only picture I saw of Tizard actually moving, was hauling her wide load onto the stage at the big gay out.
Directly before Dame Helen (The front half of the pantomime horse got all emotional about gay things
Vote:March 23rd, 2009 at 7:10 am
Thanks Gerry thats so sweet of you, but I don’t eat chicken, You have it.
Vote:March 23rd, 2009 at 8:32 am
You’re actually quite a nasty little turd aren’t you greenfly.
Vote:March 23rd, 2009 at 8:33 am
Now how does that KFC recipe go ?
2 cups flour
1/2 tsp salt
1/2 tsp thyme
1/2 tsp basil
1/2 tsp oregano
1 tbsp celery salt
1 tbsp black pepper
1 tbsp dry mustard
4 tbsp paprika
2 tsp garlic salt
1 tsp ground ginger
3 tbsp MSG (Accent)
Mix all ingredients well in a large bowl.
Vote:March 23rd, 2009 at 9:09 am
Just give the prize to Christopher already
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