Which National MP are you?
Someone has designed a Facebook quiz on Which National MP are you?
I got:
David took Which National Party MP are you? quiz and the result is Murray McCully
You make Machiavelli look like an amateur. You are crafty, scheming and a world champion greaser. There is no lengths you wont go to, not to be in power, but to be the power behind the throne. You are a survivor. But look out, you also have a list of enemies growing by the day…
Jordan Carter commented that he was not surprised by the result 
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March 26th, 2009 at 5:34 am
I don’t think anyone is surprised.
March 26th, 2009 at 6:57 am
this sites popularity, to be fair I would say your list of friends is probably outweighing that
March 26th, 2009 at 8:22 am
I’m Judith Collins:
“You are tough, mean, uncompromising – the crusher! Look out. No department head, bureaucrat, advisor or elderly pedestrian will get in your way. Unless of course they happen to run corrections in which case, ahem, they should just carry on pretty much as they were and forget you said anything…”
I’ve always looked good in a dress….
March 26th, 2009 at 8:35 am
I got John Key.. You are… ah..slick, in a manner of speaking ah and ah well you ah had a tough ah sort of kind of childhood and you ah like to travel in a manner of speaking… ah first class did I mention you are rich? You live in a mansion and have not really sort of seen a poor person since, well, 1983 – ah the ’80s… you really miss that decade! But now you’re the Prime Minister like you have always wanted and ah… Bill will roll you soon but that’s pretty sweet anyway.
It’s pretty well done.
But who in their right mind would pay $10 million for a polling company???
March 26th, 2009 at 8:38 am
I am Nikki Kaye.
March 26th, 2009 at 9:13 am
You wish Greenfly. Unfortunately for you, you’ll never even get close to her in any possible way. I suggest you’re a little like Catherine Delehunty mixed with a smattering of Judith Tizard.
March 26th, 2009 at 9:44 am
David, some of us have long suspected that you are at least Murray’s younger brother/love child so no that does not come as a surprise
Sorry mate just could not resist
[DPF: I suspect any comparisons upset Murray far more than me!]
March 26th, 2009 at 9:56 am
Clint! I was that fluffy kiwi!
March 26th, 2009 at 10:08 am
About to do it now. If I get anyone other than Chris Finlayson I’m gonna puke.
March 26th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Shit – Judith Collins. Now where’s my bucket?
On second thought, this is possibly acceptable but only if Finlayson isn’t in the quiz.
March 26th, 2009 at 10:55 am
None, they’re all to bloody left wing to register a result for me.
March 26th, 2009 at 11:46 am
How did Roger Douglas go last night, at the backbencher? Raucus crowing signalling success by the Actoid fraternity has been markedly absent from the commentary this morning. It’s all rather odd…
March 26th, 2009 at 11:46 am
I am Bill English… Shrewd and biding my time, haven’t done to shabby for myself as Finance Minister and the Deputy considering I looked like history a few years ago…
No need to play sleazy Machiavellian games, be a cold hearted ball breaker, bland cardboard cutout, soulless yuppie or a mindless oafish bulldog like some of my colleagues…
March 26th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
I’m just trying to figure out if it’s National or Labour who created the quiz.
Some of the questions and results would be far too self-deprecating for it to be National I think.
Also, I think all the um’s and ah’s in John Key’s result is a bit of a give away.
March 26th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Is there even one day in the year when you’re not a complete obnoxious self impressed condescending self gratifying pratt greenfly?
If so, which day is it?
March 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Bill English. Would love to see the logic tree behind that quiz
March 26th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
hehe I’m your carbon copy DPF
March 26th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
McCully couldn’t care less I suspect….was this a slow news day Farrar?
March 27th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
ew..!..you have to log in/join..
..and..um..!..you are ‘proud’ to be a mccully-cone..?
..sheesh..!
..lift yr aspirations..!
..eh..?
phil(whoar.co.nz)
March 27th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
To be fair, sometimes Greenfly does accumulate +ve karma for letting a little more wit, humour and informed exposition sneak through.
E.g. from General Debate
Albeit I don’t recall him going an entire day without accumulating a lot of -ve karma.
But, still it’s a better achievement than some of the sloganeering trolls.
I’m a Judith Collins fwiw, possibly a function of wanting $10m to spend on weaponry.