Perhaps we could have our own NZ version of La Tomatina.
We could arrange for it to occur at the conclusion of the Kiwi Fruit harvest to ensure an abundance of over-ripe fruit.
I suggest we call it ‘Te Kiwi Fruit’. That should keep the Maori Party happy.
And may I suggest Auckland’s Queen Street as the ideal venue.
Of course, we would expect to see Chris Carter and boyfriend, as well as Helun and Heather in attendance.
Sadly, I will be busy that weekend.
[DPF: 10 demerits for off topic in relation to Carter and Clark. Save it for General Debate]