Caption Contest
September 14th, 2009 at 3:00 pm by David Farrar
Frog Blog has this photo from Glenn Murdoch and has used it to twitter on about coal or mining or something.
I think a far better use for it, is a caption contest. As always go for funny, not nasty.
Tags: caption contest, Gerry Brownlee, Humour
September 14th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I just know this one will get deleted…
“Oh baby…” fap fap fap “oh yeah right there baby” fap fap fap “Oh yeah, oh god”, fap fap fap.
CLICK.
“Oh ….. shit!”
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Sorry Bevan, we can see both his hands. And it looks like a new idea or similar – your life is very sad if that’s your pornography of choice.
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Gerry tries to appeal to the common people by slipping his Cabinet briefing papers into the cover of a popular magazine while sitting in the local library
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
“What a bilious, disgraceful example of chattering gutter press. According to this Stephen Parker’s leaving me to go and work back at TV3.”
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Sorry Bevan, we can see both his hands. And it looks like a new idea or similar – your life is very sad if that’s your pornography of choice.
You must be real fun at parties.
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
“Oh, I thought when it said ’10 ways to enjoy watermelons’ on the cover, it wasn’t talking about the fruit. What magazine is this again?”
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
The new moon in your sign makes Friday a good time to re-structure the energy industry…
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
. o O(“Nice proportions! Shame about the overhang..”)
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Hmmmm … this looks interesting: “Dealing with the tragedy of oversized breasts”
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
“Let’s see if my agony aunt letter got answered… AH!, here it is – ‘Dear missing-her-desperately, So you didn’t get a chance to tell that special lady how much she meant to you? History is full of unrequited love and miserable would-be suitors who spend the rest of their days asking what might have been. My advice? Seize the day! Book that ticket to New York and get on that plane – you might find she feels the same way!’ “
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
It’s just a cover which hides the report he’s really reading.
“The Green New Deal”
That would be just too embarrassing….
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
what sort of turd burglar takes photos in the koru club? arseholes.
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Green Party member takes a break from sneakily photographing (*) in order to sneakily photograph Gerry Brownlee minding his own business.
(*) Insert one as appropriate:
1. young girls in school uniforms
Vote:2. people changing at the gym
3. his/her next door neighbour after they left their curtains open
4. Sue Bradford
5. the Swedish backpacker who works at the organic food cafe
September 14th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Magda Szubanski is looking hot….Hmmmm Jenny Craig huh.
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
The Green’s can’t have taken this photo. They now have a policy to reduce photo quality as studies have proven that high quality photos emit the same carbon as a common garden snail. As such, most of their photos now look like the one found here
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Jerry:hard at work carrying out vital National party research into suburban mum voters and what they really want. The man never stops….
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
1)..it’s the page three girl..!
2)..he’s researching for ‘new’ ideas to take to a cabinet meeting..?
3)..he’s catching up on global affairs..?
4)..he’s doing sofa-yoga…?
(the magazine helps in emptying the mind..)
phil(whoar.co.nz)
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Fuckin hell, Phool can count to 4 at this time of the evening
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
“Is this Tom and Gerry stuff for real?”
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Gerry Brownless browses the Women’s mags to find out something on Phil Goff’s private life. No, still nothing there.
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
“Oh finally, one publication where I don’t have to read about what that bloody David Farrar thinks”.
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
“Mmmmm Xena, oh, mmmmmmm Lamb hotpot with dumplings”
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Once again Gerry is devastated that with the opening of New Zealand’s biggest opencast coal mine himself and Michelle have failed to make the best dressed couple pages.
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Were way ahead of you Gof… we already know what the people want.. our Ministers read the same magazine most New Zealanders read… MUSH.
Vote:September 14th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I’ll read ANYTHING that’s not on a computer screen! But, man, Koru has gone downhill. Where the hell is the Financial Times?
Vote:September 15th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Secret service agent Gerry Brownlee picked up the magazine and pretended to look at it while checking out his pursuer. Who were they and what did they want? Shortly he would lure them into the mens room and beat it out of them. F–k it, who had blown his elaborate cover? did Key know?
Vote:September 15th, 2009 at 12:52 am
Gerry thought he was reading Budget `09 until he realized the publication was named “New Idea”.
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