Dim-Post on Stocktakes

A classic:

The National government is calling for a calm and reasoned debate after opposition have raised fears about a recent Ministry of Health audit into the value of New Zealander's body organs.

Health Minister announced the stocktake of body parts last week, explaining that it was useful to know how much the total organ pool of New Zealand was worth. Some experts estimate that New Zealand is sitting on over $340 billion dollars in kidneys alone. …

The Minister has reassured New Zealanders that they should not be concerned about the audit. ‘At point we have virtually no plans to harvest any organs. We realise that peoples lungs and pancreas are important to them and you should feel confident that when you go to the dentist or the doctor for a checkup you have only a very small chance of being selected for the Ministry's trial program and waking up in a tub of ice with an empty cavity where one of your kidneys used to be. want to reassure people on that issue.'

Also to be checked out is the “Waiting for Voter: A tragi-comedy in two Acts” post. I won't even quote from it as you really want to read the full thing.

Danyl obviously has far too much spare time on his hands, but we're grateful of that.