Comments on: A conversation last night

By: Richard Hurst

Richard Hurst — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:50:01 +0000

Shagging in toliets and high fives… how the nights must just fly by in Wellington.

By: jabba

jabba — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:03:31 +0000

now, at the risk of being called a racist, and I don’t believe I am, and in spite of my opposition of including the H, I would like to share this joke based on the post referring to a parrot .. by the way, I went to the pub in about the mid 80′s and what a shit hole .. anyway:
Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder .. the barman, or should I say bar person, said “where did you get that”? .. the parrot said “in Africa, there are millions of them”.
Sorry to those offended but I thought it was funny especially when you consider all the so called celebrities buying kids from there.

By: jabba

jabba — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:52:38 +0000

amazing how David can drop in a tongue in cheek comment that can cause so many replies .. maybe she was lost for words regarding his name because it was in fact a girl??

By: adc

adc — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:44:43 +0000

I think toad should have a few words with George Michael. Maybe he could impart some of his wisdom concerning self-gratification in public places.

By: Jadis

Jadis — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:20:06 +0000

As someone who has worked at the Green Parrot (and later ‘eaten there with colleagues etc) I have to say there are many tales of goings-on at the Green Parrot. I remember plenty of interesting moments with key political and public sector people from around Wellington.

I am sure that Kosta, Angelo and Jimmy have many, many more stories.

By: Fletch

Fletch — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 23:29:22 +0000

I think toad has to change his nickname to ‘horny_toad’

By: Inventory2

Inventory2 — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 22:32:56 +0000

llew said “Yeah, I bet Winston remembers all their names.”

Dead right llew – Winston remembers EVERYTHING – except donations, trusts, and handing back Ministerial cars

By: llew

llew — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:36:29 +0000

Yeah, I bet Winston remembers all their names.

By: david

david — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 20:23:40 +0000

Why hasn’t anyone identified the most well-known patron of the Green Parrot, serial shagger, Maori, and well dressed man-about-town as the guy in question. It all fits, especially after he must’ve gotten a hard-on by being spanked by the Dear Leader of the day and just needed the relief as described by Toad.

I give you Luigi, Lothario of the beltway!

Its just gotta be (unless the lass in question is the dear old lady who is co-leader of the Maori PArty and then it doesn’t fit at all.)

By: Murray

Murray — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:44:28 +0000

And people bitched when I called toad a wanker…

By: Inventory2

Inventory2 — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:07:59 +0000

Phillip Ure said ““..“Thou shall not fraternise with those who have helped themselves to pocketsful of taxpayers funding”..”

but he really likes bill english..and phil heatley..and…

phil(whoar.co.nz)”

That’s a bit rich coming from you Phil – how long since YOU paid any tax?

By: Lee C

Lee C — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:37:20 +0000

she could have a Shag, a Tui or a Kakapo in the toilet for all I care. I don’t give a shit what kind of birdlife she took with her while she did no 2s.

I trust that she must have had some sort of ‘Egret’ in the morning otherwise they wouldn’t be mentioning her ornithological exploits all these years later…

Personally, I’m visualising Vulture – and Albatross.

By: kiwigirl

kiwigirl — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 17:04:18 +0000

I have shagged in a hell of a lot of places…..but (happily) never a toilet

By: Pita

Pita — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:29:41 +0000

No doubt i she would have said the same thing if you’de dined at “Bellamy’s”…sad political groupie…it was probably Winston!

By: Rex Widerstrom

Rex Widerstrom — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 11:22:01 +0000

Toad, that falls into the category of TMI. Waaaaay TMI.

By: toad

toad — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:14:15 +0000

DPF, I think you maybe getting a bit msoigynist here. Try this:

Guy: You know I’ve had a shag in the toilets here
Everyone: God, why did you tell us that
DPF: Do you remember her name
Guy: No, that doesn’t really matter, I just needed a good fuck.
DPF: Well does she remember your name
Guy: Who cares. We both enjoyed it.

Sometimes people do just need a good fuck, regardless of their gender or sexuality. And while I’ve never been sufficiiently desperate to do it in the toilet at a bar, (always held on to get to a bed, myself) I don’t think it is a good look to make fun of someone who is.

Horny is as horny does.

BYW, ever had a wank in a public toilet, when you are seriously turned on by someone, but they won’t play ball?

Any different, really?

[DPF: Toad really you are so politically correct, it is hilarious. Defending the lady in question from me making fun of her. As it happens she is a good mate of mine, I told her I would blog the conversation, and she has been laughing as all evening people have been phoning her asking if she is the un-named party.

So maybe you need to take your own advice about what to do when frustrated, rather than lecture me and call me one of those dreadful words ending in ist.

By: Murray M

Murray M — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:25:04 +0000

Hey Clint from one ex-Nelson boy to another, yes i remember the rule, in my case spoken to me by a real mean looking Samoan lady taking the entry fee at the door. Having not been to a strip club in NZ or Oz in many years what is the “entry fee” called? They don’t have them in Thailand or the Philppines.

By: Clint Heine

Clint Heine — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:00:12 +0000

Shagging in the CBD, done.

Licks was an excellent club as well, been there many a time. Murray is right, the girls there were good looking and actually pretty cool. Remember the rule – don’t touch the pussy!

By: Falafulu Fisi

Falafulu Fisi — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:46:53 +0000

Murray, I bet you that the guy who used to own Lick was Pussy. Am I correct? Hehe, Phil U would love get a job there as a doorman.

By: philu

philu — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:41:27 +0000

“..“Thou shall not fraternise with those who have helped themselves to pocketsful of taxpayers funding”..”

but he really likes bill english..and phil heatley..and…

phil(whoar.co.nz)