Caption Contest

October 1st, 2009 at 10:45 am by David Farrar

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Oh dear, how can I resist this. Stolen from Nikki’s website of her checking how Bouma is doing after Kashin’s death.

As with all caption contests, the captions should be funny, not nasty or gross.

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30 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Brian Smaller (4,037 comments) says:

    It finally clicked to Nikki that when it came to Global Warming there really was an elephant in the room.

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  2. Johnboy (15,891 comments) says:

    “The Green Party unveil their solution to NZ’s road transport problems”

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  3. village idiot (748 comments) says:

    ‘Trunky’, ‘Spunky’ and friend.

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  4. Fletch (6,230 comments) says:

    This photo might be a good opportunity to cash-in on the other elephant’s passing.

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  5. village idiot (748 comments) says:

    Expecting that trunk to point sky-ward very shortly !

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  6. Inventory2 (10,259 comments) says:

    Gerry never had it so good!

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  7. XChequer (350 comments) says:

    Nikki: “Does my bum look big in these jeans?”

    Elephant: “Huh?”

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  8. Brian Smaller (4,037 comments) says:

    As with all caption contests, the captions should be funny, not nasty or gross.

    In other words, keep in pachyderm and not tackyderm.

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  9. Brian Smaller (4,037 comments) says:

    Or given that Nikki is from auckland and identifies with the demographic.

    “Check out the junk in the trunk”

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  10. Grizz (244 comments) says:

    Ever wondered what happened to the baby elephant in “Africa Allio”?

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  11. Tom Semmens (79 comments) says:

    In it’s current state, the GOP needs all the help it can get.

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  12. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    “..mmm!!!..who does this remind me of..?..”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  13. davidp (3,572 comments) says:

    Woman makes elementary mistake at first horse riding lesson.

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  14. Colonel Masters (420 comments) says:

    “Just as well I’m wearing my Wellington boots.”

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  15. Bevan (3,965 comments) says:

    “Is it twue what they say about you people?”

    “Oh its twue! Its twue”

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  16. Christopher (425 comments) says:

    Nikki cuddles up to National’s ETS (the elephant in the room)

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  17. Colonel Masters (420 comments) says:

    Selling the ETS to households was certainly a mammoth problem.

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  18. Master Hogwash (239 comments) says:

    ‘Meanwhile, parlimentary staff were drawing straws to find who was going to remind the first-time MP that none of the animals at the zoo are eligible to vote.’

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  19. Elijah Lineberry (306 comments) says:

    “Like Sarah Palin I am a Republican” ;)

    http://www.nightcitytrader.blogspot.com

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  20. maurieo (95 comments) says:

    “Little girl, little girl stay away from the back of the Elephant”
    “Eh, what”
    “Too late, dig her out.”

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  21. unaha-closp (1,155 comments) says:

    Nikki Kaye and Gerry Brownlee promote home insulation solutions.

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  22. backster (2,138 comments) says:

    My mate on Q&A can eat her heart out. She had big teeth, but look at the size of this blokes nose.

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  23. BLiP (28 comments) says:

    Bit of white paint and, hey presto, the Super City Mascot!

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  24. Ben Wilson (523 comments) says:

    “Looking after Auckland Central is like having an elephant on my shoulders”

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  25. side show bob (3,660 comments) says:

    Nikki talking to friend. “don’t worry it’s just like the Labour Party, thick skinned, paid in peanuts and full of shit”

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  26. Eisenhower (137 comments) says:

    Who the hell is “Bouma” DPF? Burma’s alter ego?

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  27. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    “..steady jezza..!..steady..!..”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  28. philu (13,393 comments) says:

    “..is this your ‘special spot’..?..”

    phil(whoar.co.nz)

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  29. Dirty Rat (504 comments) says:

    Hope I dont get sandwiched

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  30. tautokai.baxter (199 comments) says:

    “Nikki Kaye and Gerry Brownlee promote home insulation solutions.”

    Brilliant unaha-closp!

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