His dick was stuck in the chicken.

Because the ETS legislation was bollocks.

That was actually pretty good.

(moves to walk off)

Soper: Is that your final word, Mr Peters?

WRP: (turns around grinning) Oh come on Barry, you should know after all the years you’ve spent in this place that these chicken stories are a nonsense. And if you want to persist in this beat-up, I’ll be instructing my solicitors. Is that why Mr Sainsbury isn’t here today asking these questions?

I agree totally – but have you ever actually come across a ‘brief’ ‘green?

I sometimes wonder if they play some sort of ‘one-upmanship’ game at their gatherings (you know, who can say the most about the least. . )

‘I (I mean we, as members of the green party of Ao -tea-roa New Zealand) will engage in a meaningful dialogue with the unfortunate avian (which does after all have as much right to live as any other creature in Ao-tea-roa New Zealand) in the hope that we might be able to persuade it not to embark on such a dangerous undertaking, but if it should insist on not altering its opinions and views (despite all the information which we will have given it in our attempt to help it see the error of its ways) we, in solidarity with all our avian friends on giaia, will. as a matter of principle, prostrate ourselves in front of it and beg it not to be so foolish, before staging a sit-down in the middle of Molesworth Street to ensure that it is in absolutely no danger as it makes its way across the road to where-ever on this rainbow planet it should want to go, with any small deposits that it should leave en-route being lovingly uplifted, taken home by pushbike and, after being put in an appropriate place, worshipped as a the living-manifestation of a most noble and wonderful creature’

(subtext: if that wonderful, so very self-aware chicken doesn’t even want to actually cross the road (despite all our efforts) it will of course be ‘persuaded’ to do so – we can’t have undisciplined, thinking for themselves non-conformist chickens outside our control. And, once across the road, (come the revolution – oops – the next election), there will always be ‘the wall’)

Because the ETS legislation was bollocks.

No its not funny at all is it. Examine that idea for a bit.

Journalism has hit a new low. There are journalists who publish their rantings via electronic mediums and although they don’t allow comments want to call themself a blog. It is muppets like NRT that pretend to be bloggers when all they really are is slightly tech savy, but still failed MSM style, journalists who can’t tollerate open debate.

Idiot/Savant will probably cry himself to sleep when he learns that he doesn’t have your approval for calling himself a blogger.