Comments on: Hilarious viewing http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html DPF's Kiwiblog - Fomenting Happy Mischief since 2003 Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:00:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Robert Black http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643611 Robert Black Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:48:09 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643611 Look DPF is as fruity as a Hawaiin tropical fruit salad with warm vanilla yoghurt thrown in. I have no problem with that. The problem I have is why it took so long for him to come out. He is a living example of my point that NZ is way too homophobic. Look DPF is as fruity as a Hawaiin tropical fruit salad with warm vanilla yoghurt thrown in. I have no problem with that. The problem I have is why it took so long for him to come out. He is a living example of my point that NZ is way too homophobic.

]]> By: Robert Black http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643603 Robert Black Thu, 17 Dec 2009 13:12:14 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643603 Trout, the more I read this the more I see what is wrong with "Kiwis". "What Robert Black should take into account is that in global terms NZ is just a village. In this village the small population is scattered, and the residents have the space and freedom to express all sorts of opinions, bitch and moan amongst themselves, and see as news what others in the outside world may see as trivia. But they can maintain direct contact with their leaders and influence law making. They may be even distantly related to their sports heroes. It is also a very tolerant (some say too tolerant) society. If the alternative is a society where the population is alienated, disenfranchised, intolerent, and controlled by the powerful; where there is constant warring between extreme political views (as in other developed countries) then we will be grateful for our way of life given its limitations." I agree New Zealand is just a village. I agree that the nation is pretty inbred with such a small population and so many intelligent open-minded people leaving the country annually. I totally disagree that New Zealand is a tolerant society. Are you kidding? It is one of the most intolerant populations in the world. There is nothing a good Kiwi likes more than seeing another Kiwi crash and burn especially in the media. Homophobes, just a tiny example of this. The population is not totally controlled by TV media? Well, seeing as I got a few thumbs up above maybe there is a glimmer of hope despite the 20 demerits. As a writer and lawyer I believe in the freedom of speech and justice for all. Take it easy DPF aren't I allowed to reply to posters here? Or is it DPF's freedom of speech? Haha, Merry Xmas! Trout, the more I read this the more I see what is wrong with “Kiwis”.

“What Robert Black should take into account is that in global terms NZ is just a village. In this village the small population is scattered, and the residents have the space and freedom to express all sorts of opinions, bitch and moan amongst themselves, and see as news what others in the outside world may see as trivia. But they can maintain direct contact with their leaders and influence law making. They may be even distantly related to their sports heroes. It is also a very tolerant (some say too tolerant) society. If the alternative is a society where the population is alienated, disenfranchised, intolerent, and controlled by the powerful; where there is constant warring between extreme political views (as in other developed countries) then we will be grateful for our way of life given its limitations.”

I agree New Zealand is just a village. I agree that the nation is pretty inbred with such a small population and so many intelligent open-minded people leaving the country annually. I totally disagree that New Zealand is a tolerant society. Are you kidding? It is one of the most intolerant populations in the world. There is nothing a good Kiwi likes more than seeing another Kiwi crash and burn especially in the media. Homophobes, just a tiny example of this. The population is not totally controlled by TV media? Well, seeing as I got a few thumbs up above maybe there is a glimmer of hope despite the 20 demerits. As a writer and lawyer I believe in the freedom of speech and justice for all.

Take it easy DPF aren’t I allowed to reply to posters here? Or is it DPF’s freedom of speech?

Haha, Merry Xmas!

]]> By: RightNow http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643419 RightNow Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:35:38 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643419 Dear Aunt Robert, I have a friend who I think is heterophobic. Yesterday I caught him staring at the breasts of a woman in a revealing top, but when I confronted him about it he grew angry and repeatedly denied it, insisting that he had in fact been staring at the guy she was with. Then last night when I went to borrow his computer to check my farm on Farmville I saw in the google drop down box that he had been searching for teen cheerleader movies. I don't think many of them are men so I am worried that perhaps he actually finds young women in short skirts and tight sweaters physically appealing. Now I am no hetero, but I can spot one straight away; the way they hold their hands rigid from the wrist as if they were used to swinging hammers and tennis racquets, the way their un-moisturised faces appear weathered and rugged, the way they walk one foot then the next with no sense of hip-swinging rhythm and the way they just leave even a hint of sensuality out their voices when talking to other men. Well my friend is still moisturising every morning (although he seems to just be going through the motions lately) but I have noticed the hip rhythm is turning into more of a purpose-ful stride lately, and when talking to other men he is outright professional without even a hint of flirting. So Dear Aunt Robert, I need your advice... is it fashionable this year to wear white jeans after dark? Dear Aunt Robert,
I have a friend who I think is heterophobic. Yesterday I caught him staring at the breasts of a woman in a revealing top, but when I confronted him about it he grew angry and repeatedly denied it, insisting that he had in fact been staring at the guy she was with. Then last night when I went to borrow his computer to check my farm on Farmville I saw in the google drop down box that he had been searching for teen cheerleader movies. I don’t think many of them are men so I am worried that perhaps he actually finds young women in short skirts and tight sweaters physically appealing.
Now I am no hetero, but I can spot one straight away; the way they hold their hands rigid from the wrist as if they were used to swinging hammers and tennis racquets, the way their un-moisturised faces appear weathered and rugged, the way they walk one foot then the next with no sense of hip-swinging rhythm and the way they just leave even a hint of sensuality out their voices when talking to other men. Well my friend is still moisturising every morning (although he seems to just be going through the motions lately) but I have noticed the hip rhythm is turning into more of a purpose-ful stride lately, and when talking to other men he is outright professional without even a hint of flirting.
So Dear Aunt Robert, I need your advice… is it fashionable this year to wear white jeans after dark?

]]> By: Patrick Starr http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643408 Patrick Starr Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:16:17 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643408 very very funny, ....but was Parkers second question an offer to carry Brownlees sack? very very funny,

….but was Parkers second question an offer to carry Brownlees sack?

]]> By: Murray http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643389 Murray Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:32:02 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643389 The purpose being what, to wreck the fucking country before doing a runner to New York? The purpose being what, to wreck the fucking country before doing a runner to New York?

]]> By: RRM http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643387 RRM Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:28:20 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643387 ^^what a ridiculously off-topic, ad hominem comment. Will be interesting to see if DPF deletes that one too...? And you fail to understand the whole mindset of "the left", if you think it is "spend, spend for no purpose". IMHO it is ALL about the purpose. ^^what a ridiculously off-topic, ad hominem comment. Will be interesting to see if DPF deletes that one too…?

And you fail to understand the whole mindset of “the left”, if you think it is “spend, spend for no purpose”. IMHO it is ALL about the purpose.

]]> By: Angus http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643386 Angus Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:26:35 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643386 "Don’t really see the point in my tax dollars paying for Brownlee ..." Don't really don't see the point in a commie nonce like you pretending to take umbrage on how tax dollars are spent. “Don’t really see the point in my tax dollars paying for Brownlee …”

Don’t really don’t see the point in a commie nonce like you pretending to take umbrage on how tax dollars are spent.

]]> By: RRM http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643383 RRM Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:19:32 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643383 Haha - excellent. Don't really see the point in my tax dollars paying for Brownlee to do stand-up improv on the subject of NOTHING for nearly 5 minutes, but I guess parliament has always had a bit of that. And Brownlee is very, very funny for a rightie. Almost Lange-esque I thought... (Since my first attempt at a - qualified - endorsement of this was taken down for some reason. Yay kiwiblog, yay transparency etc...) Haha – excellent.

Don’t really see the point in my tax dollars paying for Brownlee to do stand-up improv on the subject of NOTHING for nearly 5 minutes, but I guess parliament has always had a bit of that. And Brownlee is very, very funny for a rightie. Almost Lange-esque I thought…

(Since my first attempt at a – qualified – endorsement of this was taken down for some reason. Yay kiwiblog, yay transparency etc…)

]]> By: Jeff83 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643380 Jeff83 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:12:59 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643380 It was hillerous and a good jest. Brownlee just gained 10 points in my book. It was hillerous and a good jest.

Brownlee just gained 10 points in my book.

]]> By: trout http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643313 trout Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:07:42 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643313 What Robert Black should take into account is that in global terms NZ is just a village. In this village the small population is scattered, and the residents have the space and freedom to express all sorts of opinions, bitch and moan amongst themselves, and see as news what others in the outside world may see as trivia. But they can maintain direct contact with their leaders and influence law making. They may be even distantly related to their sports heroes. It is also a very tolerant (some say too tolerant) society. If the alternative is a society where the population is alienated, disenfranchised, intolerent, and controlled by the powerful; where there is constant warring between extreme political views (as in other developed countries) then we will be grateful for our way of life given its limitations. What Robert Black should take into account is that in global terms NZ is just a village. In this village the small population is scattered, and the residents have the space and freedom to express all sorts of opinions, bitch and moan amongst themselves, and see as news what others in the outside world may see as trivia. But they can maintain direct contact with their leaders and influence law making. They may be even distantly related to their sports heroes. It is also a very tolerant (some say too tolerant) society. If the alternative is a society where the population is alienated, disenfranchised, intolerent, and controlled by the powerful; where there is constant warring between extreme political views (as in other developed countries) then we will be grateful for our way of life given its limitations.

]]> By: Pete George http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643302 Pete George Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:29:57 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643302 The content of the exchange was no more than a bit amusing in places for me. What made it worthwhile was the body language, seeing pollies obviously having a lot of fun amongst themselves, refreshing to see them acting like normal people. I thought the funniest was the looks on Lockwood's face as he got drawn in to faciliate. The content of the exchange was no more than a bit amusing in places for me.

What made it worthwhile was the body language, seeing pollies obviously having a lot of fun amongst themselves, refreshing to see them acting like normal people. I thought the funniest was the looks on Lockwood’s face as he got drawn in to faciliate.

]]> By: Murray http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643299 Murray Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:01:18 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643299 "I am no homo but..." everone else here is homophobic. Jesus a first year psyc major could tell you what your real problem is Robert. “I am no homo but…” everone else here is homophobic.

Jesus a first year psyc major could tell you what your real problem is Robert.

]]> By: Inventory2 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643297 Inventory2 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:50:19 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643297 I showed the vid to Mrs Inventory this morning, who normally switches off to anything remotely political. For it to have extracted a belly-laugh from her suggests that it was humour of a very high order! I showed the vid to Mrs Inventory this morning, who normally switches off to anything remotely political. For it to have extracted a belly-laugh from her suggests that it was humour of a very high order!

]]> By: Rufus http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643294 Rufus Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:19:37 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643294 Thank you David - that was brilliant! I usually don't have much respect for our pollies, but that was good natured fun. Wish they were more like this more of the time! WARNING: Ad hominem... Robert Black, you're a dick. Rufus Thank you David – that was brilliant! I usually don’t have much respect for our pollies, but that was good natured fun. Wish they were more like this more of the time!

WARNING: Ad hominem…

Robert Black, you’re a dick.

Rufus

]]> By: Simon http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643293 Simon Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:05:47 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643293 What open minded countries do you refer to? What open minded countries do you refer to?

]]> By: Inventory2 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643287 Inventory2 Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:46:58 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643287 Robert Black said "But it was way too homophobic, which is another one of lil ol Noo Zealands problems. " Bollocks Robert - the problem is that we have been forced to pander so much to minority groups, that everyone has to watch what they say all the time. Where was your opprobrium when Trevor Mallard and Clayton Cosgrove were calling a gay Nat minister "Tinkerbell"? That's homophobia! Robert Black said “But it was way too homophobic, which is another one of lil ol Noo Zealands problems. ”

Bollocks Robert – the problem is that we have been forced to pander so much to minority groups, that everyone has to watch what they say all the time. Where was your opprobrium when Trevor Mallard and Clayton Cosgrove were calling a gay Nat minister “Tinkerbell”? That’s homophobia!

]]> By: Robert Black http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643286 Robert Black Wed, 16 Dec 2009 16:07:05 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643286 New Zealand is a beautiful country and my heart is there, especially for the beaches. But in reality the people are just farmers, small town, closed minded gossipers, homophobes, changeophobes, winging poms, complaining Maoris, jugmental farmers and anyone who has lived in New Zealand then in a more open minded country knows this, masturbate over the All Blacks then suffer into depression when they fail, follow the local TV and media blindly, complain that you have mediocre politicians, complain after the event, complain you have a high violent crime rate, a huge drug and alcohol problem, a huge teenage suicide problem, complain after the event, do the Haka as a white person when in your heart you hate the Maori culture, listen to American stars call your country New England but still feel proud to be there, suffer what you deserve to suffer as a nation of bleeting sheep. Because that is what you are in reality a tiny nation of bleeting, complaining, after the fact sheep and farmers. Beautiful and clean country though. [DPF: 20 demerits - way off topic and trolling] New Zealand is a beautiful country and my heart is there, especially for the beaches. But in reality the people are just farmers, small town, closed minded gossipers, homophobes, changeophobes, winging poms, complaining Maoris, jugmental farmers and anyone who has lived in New Zealand then in a more open minded country knows this, masturbate over the All Blacks then suffer into depression when they fail, follow the local TV and media blindly, complain that you have mediocre politicians, complain after the event, complain you have a high violent crime rate, a huge drug and alcohol problem, a huge teenage suicide problem, complain after the event, do the Haka as a white person when in your heart you hate the Maori culture, listen to American stars call your country New England but still feel proud to be there, suffer what you deserve to suffer as a nation of bleeting sheep.

Because that is what you are in reality a tiny nation of bleeting, complaining, after the fact sheep and farmers.

Beautiful and clean country though.

[DPF: 20 demerits - way off topic and trolling]

]]> By: Robert Black http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643285 Robert Black Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:54:24 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643285 If you ask a female colleague out to go tramping with you, does she immediately suggest you want to have sex with her? Maybe she wants sex with you but she won't assume that you asked her to have sex with her, that is a homophobic standard. Anyway, I'm out, gf back. Love to continue this discussion later. OK, so you feel threatened now? Haha. Merry Xmas. If you ask a female colleague out to go tramping with you, does she immediately suggest you want to have sex with her? Maybe she wants sex with you but she won’t assume that you asked her to have sex with her, that is a homophobic standard. Anyway, I’m out, gf back. Love to continue this discussion later. OK, so you feel threatened now? Haha. Merry Xmas.

]]> By: Robert Black http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643284 Robert Black Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:47:18 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643284 Yes if she jokes that she doesn't want to switch codes. But deep down she wants your manliness deep inside her lesbian body. Yes if she jokes that she doesn’t want to switch codes. But deep down she wants your manliness deep inside her lesbian body.

]]> By: Sonny Blount http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/2009/12/hilarious_viewing.html#comment-643283 Sonny Blount Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:31:16 +0000 http://www.kiwiblog.co.nz/?p=39166#comment-643283 Robert, If I ask a lady to come on holiday with me and she responds in the negative, is she then heterophobic? Robert, If I ask a lady to come on holiday with me and she responds in the negative, is she then heterophobic?

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