Press Gallery Party
Well that was a good one. Everyone in really good humour, and a huge turnout.
I’ll be hit by a US Tomahawk missile if I reveal too much, but let me just say that the new US Ambassador is an absolutely top guy with a great sense of humour, and everyone who met him raved about how genial he was. Almost enough to make me vote Democrat if it means we get to keep him here for eight years 
The partying carried on long after the official event closed. People may want to guess which Labour MPs were seen at The Establishment around 5 am!
Also which TV reporter had a very fun night? They know who they are!
I think all the alcohol got drunk, or at least all the beer. The sausages kept flowing all night which helped people keep going. There was a distinct lack of non alcoholic drinks, but I guess supply was estimated to meet demand (or lack of).
Many thanks to the gallery for their hospitality. They don’t just pay for the party themselves (well their employers do) but most of them spend much of the night serving drinks and cooking on the BBQ.
December 17th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
You’re second name should be Hartnell.
Either spill the beans or stop media whoring
December 17th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
yeh .. who shagged who
December 17th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
“People may want to guess which Labour MPs were seen at The Establishment around 5 am!”
. . . probably waiting until the coast was clear so a couple of their paid subordinates could purloin the remainder of the wine.
December 17th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
“Almost enough to make me vote Democrat if it means we get to keep him here for eight years.”
It took a few years, they plied you with booze and nibbles, and now your confession and conversion to the neo-socialist Dark Force is complete.
Do you now feel at home being a left-winger DPF? Note my being kind by not labeling you “pinko” as the resolute Cameron Slater, aka Whale Oil, does.
December 17th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Sausages!
I want steak when I drink good wine. Sausages are for Manurewa barbeques sponsored by the Mad Butcher.
When one sees the dingbats that those dolly birds from the Gallery associate themselves with you realise that they have no taste.
December 17th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I agree dirty rat it is not on.
Also with Manolo. I mean fuck it wasn’t even good quality food and piss. And points off DPF for even noticing that there were limited non-alcoholic drinks. As redundant as observing there were no virgins in a brothel.
[DPF: Cactus - trust me on this. The Ambassador is the sort of person you would happily spend the night drinking piss with. In fact you'd probably try to shag him if it were not for a small complicating factor.
I pleaed guilty though to the non alcoholic request. But that was purely so I could carry on later]
December 17th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I heard the US guy on the radio the other day .. likes a drink so he is ok by me.
December 17th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Oh Christ.
DPF shagged the American Ambassador after spending the night drinking with him. David, was he gentle with you ?
[DPF: Heh as Gerry put it, I don't do Brokeback Mountain
]
December 17th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
50 demerits I reckon?
December 17th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
50 demerits wuld only confirm a cerain heterophobic behaviour from the blogs owner
December 17th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
another Farrar sycophant article by the NZ NAT GOVT,
Farrar slaves for NZ NAT GOVT
[DPF: And also 30 demerits]
December 17th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
quixote – when invited to dinner do you spit in the face of your host? No, then why do you attack our host so frequently?
December 17th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
i do not spit but i see press gallery
December 17th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Yeah yeah yeah, You say you dont do Brokeback Mountain, but you did get close and cuddly with a Screaming Queen.
What next, “It meant nothing, we’re just good friends”
[DPF: And now you do step over the line for 20 demerits]
December 18th, 2009 at 2:50 am
DPF there you go again name dropping. Maybe you should re-consider your future and consider being a cocktail waitress at a political bar in Wellington. By the way, sorry about the homophobic comments. Haha.
December 18th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
DPF
“Screaming Queen” is not abusive language.
I thought I at least would have got 50