The Tiger List
The Herald reports:
News reports now push the total to 10 women linking themselves to Woods in the wake of his one-car crash, more details of which emerged today with an unidentified witness saying that Woods had been drinking alcohol earlier in the day.
And who are the ten:
- New York club hostess Rachel Uchitel
- Cori Rist, a 31-year-old divorced mother
- former porn star, Holly Sampson
- Cocktail waitress Jamiee Grubbs, 24
- Kalika Moquin, 27, a Las Vegas club manager
- model Jamie Jungers, 26
- Mindy Lawton, a 33-year-old waitress from Orlando
- three unidentified women, two from British reports and another waitress from Orlando
What is it with all that waitresses?
This is Holly Sampson. Her latest flick is Descent into Bondage (2008).
If they do a film about Tiger Woods, I wonder if they’ll get Charlie Sheen to be the lead actor!
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December 8th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
None of them have a patch on his wife though. You could say his (alleged) mistresses have all been…
… sub-par?
December 8th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
So he’s played the first nine holes, and he’s started the second nine then ….
December 8th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
It’s your call what you put on your own blog but I dont even know how this rates as news in the mainstream.
Famous rich handsome guy who spends a lot of time on the road has sex with women…..shock horror probe.
Unless you are joining in the undercurrent of schadenfreude because uppity black golfer who seemed to good to be true is finally going to be pulled down a notch?
[DPF: Wow you see this being about race. That says so much about you, and so little about everyone else]
December 8th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
18 women and he’s got a fucking golf course
December 8th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
yeah, good one under_score. If the others are sub-par then you must be married to Gisele.
December 8th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Tiger would win millions in each Open he played in, now it looks like he will lose millions in each Open he played in.
It’s really never going to be the same again watching him play golf. So many symbols.
It’s strange, I’m not sure if it is hilarious or sad. A weird mix.
December 8th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Celebrity emotional train-wrecks . .
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/dec/05/george-michael-interview-music-sex-drugs
December 8th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
[DPF: Wow you see this being about race. That says so much about you, and so little about everyone else]
No, it’s not about race – it’s just the knock over a tall poppy syndrome, and the usual manipulation by the media as they try to keep the story going to generate sales.
I, for one, have had enough of this story. What Tiger Woods does (off the golf course) is between Tiger and his family to work through. Why don’t you get on with something interesting and endeavour to restore the blog to the high standard it used to be.
[DPF: The blog is about whatever I find interesting. You are welcome to start your own blog.]
December 8th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
He’s obviously taken Nike’s buzz-phrase to heart – Just Do It
December 8th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Actually I spend enough time in the US to know that, at least there, this is partly about race.
December 8th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
ya think he would just sleep with hookers. high class hookers that don’t talk!
December 8th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
No it’s not. He sells his image to the world, to us. He demands appearance fees. His appearance matters. People who pay money towards his fees deserve to know what they are paying for. This could have a significant effect on the promotion of golf.
I don’t see how it is about race. It is about operating under a false image.
I expect he will have lost a lot of respect from many people, apart from guys who think it’s fine to bonk around as much as you like and not care about your family.
December 8th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
[DPF: The blog is about whatever I find interesting. You are welcome to start your own blog.]
so i take it by this statement and your continued ‘no comment’ policy on the maori party ETS deal with national that you don’t find it interesting?
/ends thread hijack
Pete george “No it’s not. He sells his image to the world, to us. He demands appearance fees. His appearance matters. People who pay money towards his fees deserve to know what they are paying for. This could have a significant effect on the promotion of golf.”
we don’t pay any of these fee’s to Tiger… his sponsors do, unless you sponsor him directly surely its between them.
December 8th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
With a porn star in the mix it would be hard not to speculate that he’s already played the back 9
December 8th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Hey wait a minute…
December 8th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
More fool you Pete George.
I do not watch a lot of golf (apart from the Majors) but when I do I want to watch the best play, I do not watch E Woods for any other reason than he is an amazing player, as one who used to live in St Andrews I have had the pleasure of seeing E Woods play at the home of golf, at no stage did I feel I was in the presence of a ‘role model’ or a ‘product endorser’,
all I knew was that I was watching the second best golfer of all time and a man who may one day be considered the best ever.
The same could be said about Shane Warne, people did not go and watch him because he is a ‘role model’ they went to watch possibly the greatest cricketer of all time, we all knew he was human, we all know that he was unlucky enough to be caught doing what legions of international sports people do, none of that mattered.
People pay to watch guys of this calibre play, if they hand across their money expecting anything else then they are idiots.
December 8th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
This is about race, and the very people who are making it a race issue are blacks.
Apparently Tiger is taking a heap of abuse from black commentators because he cheated on his white wife with white ladies.
Of course because the very people making all the noise are black means that they are safe from accusations of racist behaviour.
December 8th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
I thought Tiger was taking Gillette’s buzz-phrase to heart – The best a man can get
December 8th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
You ask about the ‘waitresses’, there are also porn stars and ‘hostesses’; classic Madonna-Whore complex.Wiki knows all http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madonna-whore_complex
December 8th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Blacks hate Tiger because he doesn’t “identify” with the African-American male. Racist scumbags. Why don’t they just live and let live.
December 8th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Good point Brian, we witnessed something similar at the last US Presidential elections, when blacks were asked who they were voting for and why they proudly said they were voting for Obama because he was black.
Can you Imagen how the pinko media would fly into a fit of rage if a white man said he was voting for McCain because he was a white man.
December 8th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
What IS it with waitresses? Is a 15% tip just not cutting it?
December 8th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Availability. How many days before the first account of a ‘Becker’ bubbles to the surface.
December 8th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
He owes us nothing. He’s a free man and unless the contract says “You shall not shag any other women, including those who serve drinks”, he’s got nothing to answer for to his sponsors. Of course his sponsors and his supporters are also free to judge him as they see fit.
I’m curious why all these women have waited until now to talk about this. Is this an example of game theory in action? Each knows that they’ll get more for their story if they come out at the same time, but no one wants to be the first as they may get no momentum, but once the story is rolling then you’ve got to be in as your story will lose value from that point on. Fascinating.
December 8th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I agree with the fascination Malcolm. It doesn’t seem as if there is much love and commitment involved in any of this, unless you take into account a love of acquiring money, and a commitment to any way that works.
Are they simply opportunists after the facts came out?
Or are they scheming husseys waiting to pounce on the Tiger?
December 8th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
[DPF: The blog is about whatever I find interesting. You are welcome to start your own blog.]
I used to find your blog interesting, thought provoking and at times amusing.
December 8th, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Pete, you old romantic.
For all we know, Tiger told each lady that he loved her and would leave his loveless marriage and they would live happily ever after. So they waited and waited. Then the story broke and they thought “Bastard, well I might as well get some money out of this”. And remembering their Game Theory from university they realised they should act fast.
Really, what is there to lose for a young single women in having an affair for a super-wealthy married man? Not much. Call me a nihilist, but that does seem to be true. If only I was rich…
December 8th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Malcolm 4:43 pm,
To quote a Beatles’ song; money can’t buy you love … but it sure seems as though it can buy you a whole lot of sex.
Having said that – the good thing about being ‘poor’, Malcolm, is at least you know when a woman loves you it ain’t for the money.
December 8th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Too true Kris. But what if I think my wife thinks I’m rich?
And what if she just loves me for my stunning good looks*? That’s a bit shallow as well.
Which raises an interesting question. What should you consider when marrying? Don’t tell me money or potential to make money shouldn’t come into it. How many women would even go out with a bloke if he had no job and lived with his parents?
*exaggerated for argument purposes.
December 8th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
dime suggests:
Ah, how quickly we forget… there’s no such thing dime.
[insert distasteful reference to always being ready to open their mouths wide for money here]
December 8th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
the prince (2:48pm) – wasn’t Tiger’s NZ visit to Paraparaumu partially underwritten by taxpayer or ratepayer monies?
If so, does that mean we do have a right to have an opinion on this topic afterall?
December 8th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
“Too true Kris. But what if I think my wife thinks I’m rich?
And what if she just loves me for my stunning good looks*?”
Well, it damn sure wouldn’t be for your intellect. (Unless she’s retarded)
December 8th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
I’ve seen some of Sampson’s stuff. She’s pretty good.
December 8th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Don’t be churlish, Red.
December 8th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
GET IN THA HOLE !!!!
December 8th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
“What IS it with waitresses? Is a 15% tip just not cutting it?”
I suspect he’s giving 100% of the tip, shafts them, and takes it all back?
(I’m sorry, don’t know where that came from)
December 9th, 2009 at 5:42 am
Dear World..
Tiger identified himself as an Asian American a little while ago.
What he did is normal to a lot of people, and coforms to the promiscuous thing like a sex symbol once popular with xculture and peer pressure.
The media, the feminists, and those riding the family wagon love the tall poppy syndrome, he can’t have it all.
And as for morality, ‘let he/she who is without sin cast the first stone..’
December 9th, 2009 at 10:03 am
I must agree with Pete George on this issue. Well said Pete.
December 9th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
With Tiger it depends on his mood and the time of year.
Sometimes he likes eighteen holes when is back to full fitness, sometimes he likes nine holes when he is jaded or injured.
His only real handicap now is his wife and kids and of course the media.
He just loves birdies.
Don’t all we males?
December 9th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
I couldn’t care less what Tiger Woods gets up to in his personal life,
He’s a professional golfer and that’s all that matters to me in the world of relevance.
The media is chewing this up like a dog on a rug and it amazes me how shallow they have become in recent years…
December 9th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
the potential for
gags here! a golfer! having
sex! holes! HOLES! geddit?
December 9th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Yes, let’s face it he is the best at finding holes. He has trained all his life to find different holes. He is paid millions to do it. Holes all around the world.
What on Earth did his wife, his family and the world expect?
All men love to try different holes and even some women too.
Holes, holes, holes.
The world is all about holes and balls.
Holes and balls make the world go around.
December 9th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
you could also say
tiger’s been using his ‘one
wood’ – oh my sides!