Transtasman puts its tongue in its cheek for its 2010 projections. Extracts:
Despite the recession, Phil Goff ’s poll ratings decline further. He has a long lunch with Ian Wishart and criticises the dominance of scheming, childless “front bums” in the Labour Party.
After two weeks of internal muttering Labour MPs say they are right behind Goff and anyone interpreting his criticisms of “front bums” as anti-women don’t know what they are talking about.
Ouch – so cutting.
Jim Anderton retires. It is nearly a month before anyone notices.
He’s a party leader you know.Tags: Satire, Transtasman