Comments on: Transtasman Predictions

By: rickyt

rickyt — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:14:37 +0000

Not Sure the tongue was in the cheek on this TT prediction!

“The Economy belly-flops: John
Key says he’s “pretty relaxed about
it, actually,” and rules out doing
anything about it which might
annoy anyone.”

By: side show bob

side show bob — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:27:14 +0000

GPT1 The way Liarbore are going are you sure it’s not the other way around.

By: GPT1

GPT1 — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:01:39 +0000

Is Jim Anderton really a party leader? I am hearing mutterings that the Labour party is allowing dual membership with progressives – effectively a rort to get the 500 members and keep an extra leader’s budget?

By: Rex Widerstrom

Rex Widerstrom — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:58:44 +0000

Peter Dunne retires, leaving a Kirkcaldies mannequin in his seat so as to keep drawing a salary.

The mannequin’s greater personality, work output and sheer intelligence sees it promoted to National’s front bench. Dunne, appalled by this turn of events, attempts to return to claim his rightful position. However in a tragic accident, he is shot and killed entering Parliament.

“I was aiming for the feral creature on the poor bloke’s head; it was clearly attacking him,” says a shaken DPS officer.

The mannequin goes on to succeed John Key, winning a close race against Bill English, who withdraws at the last moment when it’s revealed he was claiming the mannequin as a dependent.

By: mikh

mikh — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:52:09 +0000

I’ve a soft spot for him, much as I despise lefties and their discredited variations of socialism at least with Jim we knew where we stood. Give me his brand of full face politics any day than say Bruce Hucker or Michael Cullen or FGS Marilyn Waring or…

By: Manolo

Manolo — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:41:53 +0000

“Jim Anderton retires. It is nearly a month before anyone notices.”

Anderton, the old Stalinist, has been brain-dead for years. However, his ample and lamentable carcass is seen walking the halls of Parliament when the House is in session.

The sooner this parasite is pensioned off, the better for NZ.