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February 1, 2010 2:00pm by David Farrar

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Australian Opposition Leader Tony Abbott on the right. Photo from Sydney Daily Telegraph.

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Tony Abbott

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Captain Neurotic

Togs, togs, togs, togs….. UNDIES!
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February 1, 2010 2:13pm
Johnboy

My budgies bigger than Lockwoods.
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February 1, 2010 2:16pm
Hagues

Significant shrinkage! (one for the Seinfeld fans!)
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February 1, 2010 2:19pm
cha

“Go on mate, I do the ‘dead rat’*, I dares ya”

*”The Dead Rat”, an Aussie dick trick.
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February 1, 2010 2:22pm
Graeme Edgeler

Blog reader outrage forces DPF to place picture below a “click here to read post” link.
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February 1, 2010 2:29pm
Viking2

That will make Cactus wet her pants.
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February 1, 2010 2:41pm
Manolo

“I’ve heard Chris Carter, the New Zealand MP wants to meet you Tony”
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February 1, 2010 2:49pm
Auberon

Is that David Shearer alongside Abbott?
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February 1, 2010 2:49pm
Johnboy

No its Andrew Little.
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February 1, 2010 2:50pm
DRHILL

Double Standards – Internet Porn Blocked in Australia, Australian MPs in Tongs not
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February 1, 2010 2:55pm
Sean

Swimwear…still swimwear…still swimwear…undies
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February 1, 2010 2:58pm
burt

I still think they said – we want to see a budget to help the struggles, are you sure they said we want to see you two in budgie smugglers! .
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February 1, 2010 2:59pm
Adolf Fiinkensein

I must say you would bv laughing on the other side of your faces if you were saved from drowning by these two Lifeguards. You dickheads, Speedos are the required uniforms.
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February 1, 2010 3:01pm
slightlyrighty

Scoop!

Tony Abbott shown to be left leaning!
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February 1, 2010 3:02pm
Eisenhower

C’mon Tony, we need to catch up to the float.
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February 1, 2010 3:03pm
MikeNZ

Now there’s a goal for the year.
To get my 50 yr old bod to resemble Abbots, I can think of one person who would be keen. 🙂
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February 1, 2010 3:03pm
burt

MikeNZ – would that be Les Mills ?
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February 1, 2010 3:05pm
Peter

Australia’s official greeting party for Price William viewed as “inappropriate”.
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February 1, 2010 3:05pm
burt

If Helen can visit the queen in trousers then we should be fine, bet ya she looks down as she is talking to us….
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February 1, 2010 3:06pm
SHG

Abbott’s a volunteer surf lifesaver and spends his spare time serving his local community and helping to RESCUE PEOPLE FROM DROWNING.

What a tosser! Let’s make fun of him! Nyah nyah nyah!

[DPF: One can be a life saver, and also change afterwards. This photo was not taken on the beach]
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February 1, 2010 3:11pm
jaba

I must say, I also thought the other bloke was Shearer as well .. not as though I have seen him semi naked of course
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February 1, 2010 3:21pm
mike12

SHG (stupid humourless git) piss off back to the Standard you wanker

[DPF: 20 demerits for calling someone a wanker.]
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February 1, 2010 3:23pm
SHG

He’d just competed in an ocean race with a lot of other surf lifesavers and was walking back to the race start. Did you expect him to swim the race wearing a backpack containing a towel and a change of clothes? Maybe he should have swum the race in sensible shoes so he wouldn’t have to appear bare-footed.

😉
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February 1, 2010 3:24pm
tvb

They are called “budgie smugglers” in Aussie.
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February 1, 2010 3:33pm
SHG

It’s OK David, I *am* a wanker.
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February 1, 2010 3:34pm
Bevan

[DPF: One can be a life saver, and also change afterwards. This photo was not taken on the beach]

Actually he was takling part in a race with a swim component, they were walking back to the start line after finishing.
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February 1, 2010 3:54pm
Murray

Take our sense of houmerless pills today did we Adolf.
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February 1, 2010 3:57pm
Pauleastbay

“Yes, Tony, Australian woman will stay virgins until they are married with that sneak preview”
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February 1, 2010 4:03pm
maurieo

Abbot & Costello
“Who’s on First”
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February 1, 2010 4:05pm
MikeNZ

I say good on him, makes me think if he can do it so caqn I.
With a bit (lot) of training..
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February 1, 2010 4:12pm
burt

MikeNZ

I lost 20kg a few years back – you won’t regret it.
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February 1, 2010 4:28pm
Rex Widerstrom

Key cancels attendance at VRWC party leaders’ conference, citing inability to fill out new uniform, sends Judith Collins in his stead.
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February 1, 2010 4:54pm
PaulL

Rex: heh
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February 1, 2010 5:17pm
SHG

I never thought I’d see the day when I got told to “piss off back to the Standard”.
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February 1, 2010 5:34pm
onelaw4all

“I’m a different kinda bloke from Rudd and his UN/IPCC worshippers, altogether.
Noone will be able to accuse me of “hiding the decline”!
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February 1, 2010 5:39pm
MikeNZ

Thanks Burt.
2010 is going to be a good year.
Now if we can just get National to be National and not Labourlite.
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February 1, 2010 5:45pm
Viking2

Now if we can just get National to be National and not Labourlite.

Well where there’s life there’s hope. Slim like Abbot but maybe some hope.
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February 1, 2010 6:29pm
Michaels

NUMBER ONE REASON NOT TO WEAR RED SPEEDO’S!!!
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February 1, 2010 6:53pm
noodle

Here’s two for the ladies. Stuff macrame girls. Whoar!
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February 1, 2010 9:15pm
Grizz

What is with Australian Politicians and budgie smugglers. What is wrong with a pair of board shorts.

Please Parakura, do not join them. I am begging you!
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February 2, 2010 12:41am
Murray

Thanks so much Grizz.

Well there goes my will to face breakfast.
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February 2, 2010 8:06am
Craig Ranapia

Tony Abbot charged with animal cruelty after budgie chick smothering incident.
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February 2, 2010 9:51am
Craig Ranapia

Tony Abbot launches two prong attack on gay and Jewish votes
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February 2, 2010 9:53am
Right of way is Way of Right

See, I told you you would look better than Vladimir Putin!
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February 3, 2010 8:49pm
Michael

Vote for me or it’s the Mankini!
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February 7, 2010 2:06pm

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