Watermelons block motorway
I saw this headline – “Watermelons block motorway” and my first thought was a bunch of Green Party MPs and activists were protesting about some motorway.
It seems it was more literal:
Two tons of watermelons blocked Auckland’s southern motorway after a truck rolled south of the Newmarket viaduct this morning.
I wonder how many watermelons that is?
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Tags: Greens, watermelons
March 21st, 2010 at 1:16 pm
It could almost be a fantasy…..
Green splattered all over the motorway……
March 21st, 2010 at 2:05 pm
is this post a personal/kiwiblog nadir..?
d’yareckon..?
when did the fire go out..?
phil(whoar.co.nz)
March 21st, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Shouldn’t you be spending time with your offspring since its not at school and we’re paying you to sit at home for that child phool?
Fucking self rightous parasite.
March 21st, 2010 at 2:29 pm
aww..!..muzza..!
how’s the you-know-what going..?
made any new friends..from that world..?
phil(whoar.co.nz)
March 21st, 2010 at 2:59 pm
I wonder how many watermelons that is?
Quite a few, given that many of them would be unhealthily skinny, calcium deficient thin-boned vegans…
March 21st, 2010 at 3:01 pm
A 30 kg crate is usually about 10 of them
can’t be bothered doing the math for how many in two tonnes………
March 21st, 2010 at 3:19 pm
“how’s the you-know-what going..?”
What’s a you-know-what, philu?
March 21st, 2010 at 3:39 pm
At 3kg each, there’d be 667.
Of course, for some reason, the article uses the imperial ton, rather than the metric tonne, so add another 10, or subtract 32 depending on whether you’re British or North American…
March 21st, 2010 at 6:23 pm
“..What’s a you-know-what, philu?..”
ask muzza..
i can’t risk the demerit points..eh..?
(it’s different rules for us non-righties..here at kiwiblog..eh..?
we have to walk in fear of he-who wields-ideologically-biased/tainted-demerit points..
..eh..?..)
and i think farrar is still having domestic plumbing ‘issues’..
so is rather on edge just now..eh..?
i can’t risk it..
phil(whoar.co.nz)
March 21st, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Graeme just stop it ok.
If you teach Whore math then it may go on his CV, then he would have another reason to work.
Ten pot plants standing on a wall ….
Oh nooo they was in the long grass…..
….five on the wall and they fall by accident …
..Oh nooo… leave my fingers…. fuck me I must have something left …
…paula Benifit rings me each day, but i”m not there…..
Quardle oodle wardle doodle the magpie said
…eh?…
March 21st, 2010 at 11:11 pm
You muse ` I wonder how many watermelons that would be’.
I suspect a bloody sight more than the Greens or Minto could get together for a rally to block a motorway.
March 22nd, 2010 at 8:47 am
black paul, phool got bitch slapped with demerits for defamatory comments because he likes to make shit up (also smoke it) so nows he’s confined to inuendo. Its a slight step away from the complete fantasy he lives but not really a lot closer to reality.
If phool is so fascinated with what I’m doing rather than get off his parasitic ass I’m working on a research project at the moment. Not sure how that equates to cross dressing, but I’m proud to not understand the workings of its messed up little “brain”.
March 22nd, 2010 at 9:48 am
[DPF]: “…my first thought was a bunch of Green Party MPs and activists were…”
You’ve been listening to your nutters too much. Time for a holiday chap…
March 22nd, 2010 at 9:59 am
muzza..are you no longer getting dressed up in man-robes..to play (grown-ups) dress-up ‘games’..?
when did you stop..?
phil(whoar.co.nz)