Blame Women

April 21st, 2010 at 9:00 am by David Farrar

Stuff reports:

A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

Wow something else to blame Britney Spears for.

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.

“What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?” Sedighi asked during a prayer sermon on Friday.

“There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to ’s moral codes.”

To spare Hong Kong from destruction, we need to hope Cactus Kate converts to Islam.

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31 Responses to “Blame Women”

  1. Murray (8,803 comments) says:

    Oh yeah mulitculterism is good alright.

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  2. Sideoiler (74 comments) says:

    Danny Glover said the same thing, so it must be right.

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  3. Sideoiler (74 comments) says:

    No, what Danny Glover said was, “global warming caused earthquakes”.

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  4. slightlyrighty (2,096 comments) says:

    “did the earth move for you?”

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  5. bearhunter (822 comments) says:

    “If Islam can prevent earthquakes, please explain the 34,000 in fatalities from earthquakes in Iran over the last dozen years.”

    George, they weren’t being Islamic enough.

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  6. big bruv (14,217 comments) says:

    Given the average Kiwi chick is built like a brick shit house there could be some truth in this story, if they slimmed down a bit then we might have less earthquakes.

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  7. dime (10,207 comments) says:

    makes sense …

    bruv – sad but true!

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  8. Le Grande Fromage (145 comments) says:

    He might have a point. 500m muslims rubbing one out at the same time might cause an earthquake. Same theory as Chinamen jumping off chairs at the same time.

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  9. 2boyz (272 comments) says:

    According to my partner all problems in the world are my fault, I think the cleric is on to something I have had my suspicions for a while now and not just earthquakes.

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  10. DRHILL (121 comments) says:

    Strangely it’s the men’s fault for everything in New Zealand, Bizarro world! (according to the feminists!)

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  11. Put it away (2,872 comments) says:

    Islamic politics and “science” makes a lot of sense if you think down to about the intellectual and emotional level of an 8 year old.

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  12. Shunda barunda (2,986 comments) says:

    Well you’ve gotta ask, Just what in the hell have the women in Iceland been doing?

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  13. Chthoniid (2,047 comments) says:

    Meanwhile, on twitter, the #boobquake is growing in impetus (strictly as a test that a coordinated increase in the display of cleavage will cause increased tectonic activity).

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  14. Murray (8,803 comments) says:

    Its thenm chilly Icelandic winters what did it.

    We must throw Al Gore into the volcano and apease Thor.

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  15. tom hunter (5,133 comments) says:

    Left Winger – 1980’s

    Our children are at the mercy of aging, senile old men who have their fingers on the nuclear button – and one of them listens to Fundamentalist Christian nutters raving about the end-times”. We must act now! (gazes intently at right-wing opponent)

    Left-Winger – 2010
    I don’t know why we’re so concerned about aging, senile Fundamentalist Islamist nutters getting their fingers on a nuclear button. Occulted Imam? Pffft – what could go wrong – unless racists goad them of course. You’re not a racist are you? (gazes intently at right winger)

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  16. Pauleastbay (5,035 comments) says:

    Nice Tom Hunter very nice

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  17. MT_Tinman (3,315 comments) says:

    # big bruv (5946) Says:
    April 21st, 2010 at 9:39 am

    Given the average Kiwi chick is built like a brick shit house there could be some truth in this story, if they slimmed down a bit then we might have less earthquakes.

    While that may be true in the Waikato and points North I can assure you the surfeit of nymph-like young goddesses in Godzone more than makes up for your lot.

    Given that NZ is situated on fault lines I do however think NZ authorities should take this theory seriously, at least to the point of an experiment.

    For experiminatal purposes only (of course) NZ should ban the wearing by females between 16 and 30 incl. and under 9 stone of all underclothing and all unnecessary outer clothing, particularly in and around Christchurch or anywhere near the vicinity at any time of BST cab 276. for the next 20 years. ;-)

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  18. Murray (8,803 comments) says:

    I can see roughly 60-70 females between the ages of 18 and 23 from my seat, not single shithouse, brick or otherwise, amongst them.

    (Location is undisclosed)

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  19. RKBee (1,344 comments) says:

    Maybe the Americans should be recruiting Islamic woman in mini skirts riding elephants as their replacment combat troops and police…. All Islamic nations would lie down and bow their heads in fear shame and prayers when confronted… their men totally demoralised.

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  20. aardvark (417 comments) says:

    Send in Bishop Brian, he’ll sort this rubbish out.

    He *IS* God!

    Or so he tells us.

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  21. Shunda barunda (2,986 comments) says:

    “Its thenm chilly Icelandic winters what did it.

    We must throw Al Gore into the volcano and apease Thor.”

    Well it would be wrong not to wouldn’t it! :)

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  22. Shunda barunda (2,986 comments) says:

    “I can see roughly 60-70 females between the ages of 18 and 23 from my seat, not single shithouse, brick or otherwise, amongst them.

    (Location is undisclosed”

    Is it Queenstown?, Franz Josef maybe? Murray, tourists don’t count, they’re a different species!!!

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  23. JiveKitty (778 comments) says:

    “I can see roughly 60-70 females between the ages of 18 and 23 from my seat, not single shithouse, brick or otherwise, amongst them.

    (Location is undisclosed)”

    A university?

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  24. Brian Smaller (3,965 comments) says:

    Islamic politics and “science” makes a lot of sense if you think down to about the intellectual and emotional level of an 8 year old.

    Which is kind of appropriate seeing as Islam thinks having sex with 8 year olds is a good thing.

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  25. Brian Smaller (3,965 comments) says:

    Its thenm chilly Icelandic winters what did it.

    We must throw Al Gore into the volcano and apease Thor.

    Listen to some Amon Amath, Murray.

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  26. Kris K (3,570 comments) says:

    “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.

    Of course, the Islamic standard for ‘dressing modestly’ is for women to be covered head to foot in black garb.

    Maybe that’s why such a high proportion of women in Western nations are raped by male Islamic immigrants (or their sons born in the West). It’s really our (Westerners) fault for not more fully embracing Islamic dress codes for our womenfolk.
    So now we know why they can justify raping our women, we just have to work out why they are so set on blowing the rest of us up. Maybe it’s our hairstyles?

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  27. RRM (10,097 comments) says:

    Why not?

    Blaming “feminazis” (apparently a large subset of “all women”) for most of the world’s ills was pretty de rigeur around here I thought?

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  28. Put it away (2,872 comments) says:

    RRM – when did you ever see a scantily clad “feminazi” ? And how long did it take to recover your eyesight…

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  29. Viking2 (11,665 comments) says:

    Don’t know about earthquakes but the earth has moved a few times with some of these chicks.

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